Haute Messe

Tania is a straight up bitch. I am starting to find her downright ugly with her saggy chest and sloppy t shirts and sweat pants. Poor Syringe can't even finish a sentence and I bet he will not even be able to look at her slobby ass long before 90 days are over. I get the feeling that Anna didn't even know half of the extras guests at that shower. Am having a hard time believing any of this story. I noticed that Juliana said something to the effect that this is a "job" when she was doing the hair thing with Michael's daughter. If anything, she could fulfil the role of a big sister to those kids. And agree that the conversation about parenting should have been nowhere near earshot of the kids. Also it looks like Michael is being propped up with a steel rod in his back. Robert needs to do the world a favour and get himself snipped. He and Anny do deserve each other, they are both awful. The moment the grandparents arrived on the scene, I thought they were reading lines as actors. Not porn stars, but actors playing the role of grandma and grandpa. It didn't seem like Bryson knew them very well. I am still kinda liking Natalie, but not sure how she is going to do at Green Acres. And am I the only woman who would gag if presented with a stuffed animal? Blake looks much better with natural hair colour. Another broke ass living with the parents. The plastic one with the braids is only here with him for the green card, right?

Agree, but I don't think she trusted her medical staff to understand addiction and control her medication. My thought was that the therapist took it as well, and was going to give it to her after an hour. But - did he take it away and take it himself?

I think Captain Lee is doing a lot of things this season that we've never seen him do before, and not by his choice. Ironing? Production shenanigans again, I suspect. As long as it doesn't get to Sandy levels, I am okay with seeing more of him. I think that Kate has been very patient with Simone and that the hanging out talking was just too much for her. Simone doesn't seem to have any basic stew skills other than laundry, and she doesn't seem to have any initiative with looking after the guests. I will take Kate any day over Hannah. She certainly doesn't suffer fools gladly, and I just cracked up when she said the primary had a Republican haircut - didn't know there was such a thing! And even funnier coming from someone whose hair looks like rats are nesting in it. The only time it looks good is in her THs.

Claymation!

I noticed that as well. Another reason why I think we are being punked. This story is just so unbelievably OTT.

So many lovely kids this episode. Don't know what they did to deserve being put through this. What in hell was that blue stuff WA Michael was putting in that pond? I hope it is something that controls algae and balances the ph and not some kind of dye to make it look pretty...... Uncle Bo is lucky to be staying there as I think his other option would have been living on Pioneer Square or wherever the homeless in Seattle are living. Natalie so far seems okay. I absolutely cannot stand Tania. She is a smug, controlling pain in the ass. Her friends are no better and grilling Syringe about kids is in such poor taste and none of their damn business, but if they are a higher priority to her than her man, then there is a bigger problem. And it was so adorable hearing about all the things he wanted to be when he grows up. Barf. CT Michael the perv has a dual case of Napoleon and small dick syndrome, with a big dollop of nouveau riche thrown on top. That Hummer limo was some kind of tacky and should be reserved for kids going to high school graduation. So glad we got to see that garish $4000 bauble. I wonder if we will ever see her wear it. Juliana really is a pretty young thing. Holy shit, I haven't seen an apartment like that since Lidia and whathisname. The kids were very sweet and I hope there was some insulin handy after all that sugar that was being consumed. At least there were eggs and sausage. Every time they showed the delivery room in the hospital I kept visualizing Corny' s face - it's like she and Emily were separated at birth. Glad that the baby was born healthy. I would have been terrified if I were her. Thank goodness Sasha didn't have somewhere else to be, like with the births his first two babies. Anna and Murcel are doomed. I am starting to wonder if we are being punked- they both can't possibly be that stupid, or can they ??? I hate what they are putting those boys through. Robert made a pretty smooth recovery with that Fredericks of Hollywood outfit for Anny. And little Bryson is a darling.

The procedure doesn't have a high failure rate, but it has happened. That's what I am hoping for.

And searching all over town for errant dogs. I am sick of Maggie and hope she not only goes to Oxford, but stays there. I find her mannerisms totally annoying and as I have mentioned before, the wig/hat with the full set of eyebrows/lashes is not realistic and bugs me. Of course that is only one of the things on this show that is not realistic. God, I hope so! And that D has already told the kids that Eddie is the father, and then it turns out he's not. That would be delicious! It would serve this narcissistic bitch right. And if none of this happens, I will live for Katherine coming for her. She is the only one of this bunch who can stand up to her.

Melissa's behaviour after that glass breaking was unbelievable. Such a classy bunch. Joey rote a book! Sure that's gonna be a NY Times best seller. From this moment on, I hereby will be referring to Danielle as Beverley since she hates it so much. I can't even look at her - she really is a buttaface, and I don't think she was all that bad until she started getting it all jacked up. I am hot and cold on Margaret. I can't stand her when she is filming with her mother or her housekeeper. But she I think is one of the ones that actually does have triple digit smarts and makes some sensible observations. I was giving her major side eye when she was buddied up with Beverley last year, but she has redeemed herself - for now.

Honestly, I think that they had enough footage to LET HIM GO. and then Kellee may have not made her truly stupid error and still been there. Producers handled this very poorly I think.

Stephanie seems to be the most genuine of these HWs and I hope that Travis shows her that he loves and values her. I think what ever treatment she has been receiving has helped her. Not sure that being involved with this crazy bunch and all their drama is healthy for her. About the Brandy baby paternity situation. Something in the milk ain't clean with this and I am not buying much of this whole story. Pretty sure I saw plastic cutlery there. Yes, there is a cautionary tale here. I think her drinking might be the root of all her business and personal relationship problems. She is also very resentful and comes off as selfish and entitled. How she landed Jeremy and how he puts up with her is a mystery. Yeah, this whole story stinks. I am sick of Kary, and I suspect her husband might be, too. She needs to pull back and not insert her unsolicited opinions into everybody's business. I think she and LeeAnne just clash, and Kary is like a dog with a bone with her. And on a picky note, her voice is like sandpaper and irritates the crap out of me.

Except that it's not "unwritten rules". It is all written out in the 12 steps in the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous". They are not rules or laws, it is a suggested program of recovery from a disease of the body and mind. Most alcoholics when they get sober have a lot of unresolved baggage, guilt, shame and remorse that they can no longer numb themselves with booze, and have to deal with those issues. Dealing with them and being of service to others is what keeps people sober. Just going to meetings and listening to "drunkalogues" is not a recipe for recovery. Exactly! Grateful to say it saved mine 17 years ago. Yep, the old 13th step.

Yes, but Kate on Below Deck refers to it as "bitchy resting face"

You mean Masha? I thought she was just onto his game - she seemed to be dropping some truth bombs. She looks a bit like Carole Radziwill to me.

Holy hell there were several massive servings of cheese tonight, and not just on the pizza and porkless nachos. Michael, a necklace with red, white, blue, green and gold is just plain tacky, even if it is setting you back 4 grand. Money and taste clearly don't go together. His dog whose name escapes me is very cute and probably has more sense than his master. Michael and Juliana are both lying through their teeth. Now he is playing the 'naive' card? Oy. Tania - those rose petals and the gas station flowers at the airport were just shockingly obnoxious as well as tasteless. Then she brings her friends back with them to the hotel room? Then the whole extravaganza in Times Square. Poor guy was understandably overwhelmed and not in a good way. I think Bryson is actually a very cute kid who is starved for affection, and maybe attention. The way he was clinging onto nAnny was kinda heartbreaking to me. And I would bet that Robert has filled his little head with ideas about Anny coming to be his new Mommy. But Robert better get another bed for him and hopefully not a used one from Sally Ann. Anna and Murcel are a complete disaster waiting to happen, and Momma ain't being a big help with her inquisition about 'stoning'. I feel for her boys. Emily is an idiot. Nothing more to say on that. Absolutely none of these couples who profess their 'love' know the first thing about each other and I am getting sick and tired of these couples who can't understand a damn word they are saying without using a translator app. Communication between couples can be hard enough when you both speak the same language.

And my wish is that Eddie wouldn't be a match. I guess we are just supposed to assume he is Charlie's father because that selfish, self centered shrew says so. I think another DNA test needs to be done. This whole story is beyond ridiculous. Now I am wondering if Gary is going to end up with both of those dogs. It is very possible I missed something, but are we also supposed to believe that car had been sitting in the garaage since Sophie was born and she never noticed it??? Most of these actors are far too good for this shite writing.

I don't think anybody holds a bigger grudge than Mrs. Tre Giudice. She didn't inherit this from her brain surgeon parents, that's for sure. Yes. I was going to add something but won't. Exactly! As for Jackie. I don't know what Ms. Smartypants' two degrees are in, but I do know that 1000 percent is not a thing. And she needs a stylist. Those black stockings were tragic. Aside from needing a story, has Melissa decided to consider having another kid because she's turning 40? Also, her kid was right, she doesn't have time for the ones that she already has.

I think that's possible and for some reason, I don't hate him, but wouldn't want a partner like that either. He looks very uncomfortable on camera and I think he might just have a very dorky sarcastic sense of humour, but the bread bullshit was NOT funny.

I am embarrassed (not really) to say I had to Google him. My brother was the Star Trek geek in the family. She's nothing but a mercenary snake. Yep, I could deal with that but not likely to happen.....

It truly is amazing how delusional these men are. If half of what we are hearing about Juliana's background is true (growing up in Brazilian poverty with no education, yachting aka prostitution aka human trafficking) I think that this one is grabbing on to him as a life raft to escape the life she has experienced and who can blame her. She has found herself a rich douche bag/sugar daddy who is having a mid-life crisis for sure. He is probably no more creepy or gross than some of the other men she has had to deal with. Certainly don't see her as parental material for his kids, and I hope she dumps him if/when she gets status in the US.

I suspect the ponytail is the least of this child's issues. He seems to have some behavioural concerns that could be due to any number of things, including complete lack of parental guidance, or something from birth stemming from mother's possible substance abuse. Or maybe he is simply performing for the cameras. Something doesn't seem right to me.

Congrats Loren and Alexi! I have really grown to love them as a couple.

I thought immediately of Saul Goodman - Better Call Saul.

100 percent. And TLC. Sure, they just managed to track her down and film her and her friends all over Ukraine.

Well this is a fun episode /sarcasm/. Starting with Kelly and Brownwind shrieking, cackling and being bleeped out for all their cursing. If I wasn't looking at the screen I would have thought they were riding brooms instead of a bike. No matter how long she spends in front of a mirror, Gina is still as homely as a mud fence. And that hair has not improved her looks in any way, I am surprised it didn't burn off when she was curling it. So nice to have an appearance from famewhore Dr. Will. Poor poor pitiful Ryan is so useless because he didn't have any guidance growing up? God knows Simon did try to help him and I am bothered by the way he is being portrayed as a completely horrible neglectful step parent. At least he is getting some of that ink removed - it's a start, I guess. What he needs is professional therapy, not a charlatan life coach. Why in name of all that is holy is Brownwind dressed like a sugar plum fairy? It's no wonder her daughter Rowan has issues with those two for parents. The less said the better about weirdo mom Deb, except to ask why is she getting talking heads, ANDY??? Sophie is right, Shannon needs to dial her momager gig down a few decibels. Adeline is becoming a very pretty young woman. Kelly is a delusional thug. I think she would benefit from medication, and if she is already on something, it's not working and needs to be adjusted. Nothing critical to say about Emily. She is the only one I could ever imagine even having a conversation with.