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My opinion of Emily is based on the fact that she has never been in a relationship, and so how on earth is she supposed to know how to navigate a marriage? She is immature and her annoying vocal fry put me off her immediately. And the icing on the cake was when her obnoxious friends came over and pretty much attacked Brennan without even knowing him. I just think that he got to the point that every single thing she said or did irritated the crap out of him. And if she actually did say she "hated" things I can see how he could find her negative. It didn't occur to me that she had a drinking problem, certainly not at Virginia levels. I'm not defending Brennan either but that Pia was way out of line in her treatment of him. All this "protection" nonsense sounded like an excerpt from Zach's word salad handbook. Becca has the ugliest cryface I've ever seen. And yes, I would have loved to have seen some of the off camera footage to find out what was the real problem. Michael and Chloe look like the fakest couple. They may stick it out til D day but that will be the end of them.

You know, the most disturbing part of this episode for me was to learn that 'conversate' has been added to the dictionary! Along with 'irregardless'. I haven't checked the accuracy of what I have been told because neither of those words will ever come out of my mouth.

I think Jennifer has spent a very good chunk of her life trying to fit in. She reeks of jealousy and insecurity which reflects in her choice to stay with a philandering husband who avoids her by staying in the pool house for a cushy lifestyle. I guess kadooz to her for removing the chin implant but I don’t think that nose job suits the rest of her face at all. As for Rachel, who I like and quite admire for her love and adoption of her teen son, I’d love to see what she looked like pre face alteration. To me she is the personification of a blow up doll, which is a shame.

Well he's not very tall and she is low hanging fruit.

I keep wondering how many times this turnip was dropped on her head.

Robyn is also an inarticulate idiot. No matter how much she blinks and scrunches up her frowny mouth there is no moisture coming out of those eyes. I don't think he would know what the truth was if it bit him in the arse. Delusional lying loser.

Shaun, useless as ever. Caesar, delusional as ever. I wish somebody would shove an apple in Debbie's gob and put her on a spit. I'll be paying more attention to my local news for any non gang related homicides in PoCo. I'm sure that this honeymoon will be over sooner than later. Why, why, why do they keep stuffing Jesse down our throats? I think there's got to be a reason for Mike not initiating a divorce. Treesh alluded to something. There is no way he can still love this crazy bitch. And now we have a new famewhore in the franchise. Welcome to the family, Jamal. I hope that this is the last we have seen of this whole bunch. I don't mind Tim and Veronica on PT but that's where I draw the line.

So Alexis still has a soft spot for Justin? At least they have one thing in common 🤪 I shall show myself out now….

And I nearly threw something at her through the tv when she asked her mommy "Are you my girl?" First of all, I don't think Babs has lost much more than her ability to communicate verbally, but who the hell says that to any living creature over the age of 2?

Sweet Jesus this is boring. There is so little happening that they had to go over that airport scene ad nauseum. And seems that all of Whiny's "friends" are bailing on her. The way she was going on about missing Ashley's pregnancy you'd think she was going to be away for 5 weeks, not 5 days. I guess Lenny is being paid to replace the imaginary Frenchman - can't think of any other reason a sane, sober person would want to do this.

Thanks, but no thanks. Rinna can go though. Funny how Dorito has become Switzerland. Afraid something might get leaked about her house of cards?

What the hell has happened to his face? It looks like he has been injected with embalming fluid.

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Exactly

Dannnielle also believes that God died on the cross. Oy.

I caught it tonight. Another Matt Sharp masterpiece so it should be as "real" as Love After Lockup. Will probably still watch it at least once more lol

Haven't said this about anybody since junior high, but she is poison and I hate her guts.

Two reasons this show has finally been deleted from my PVR.

While I wish them all the best, I hope that this is the last we see of Bini and Butterface. I feel bad for poor Kobe. He has managed to pick the most controlling, spoiled, dour heffa to procreate with. I can't imagine who would hire her as a nanny to take care of their kids. I wouldn't hire her to shovel horse shit. He should bounce back to Cameroon before committiting to a life of unending misery. Has Papa Nostrils given any specific reason why he doesn't want his precious daughter to marry Pat aside from the fact that he doesn't like him much? Yve and her friend aka Jocelyn Wildenstein certainly made no attempt at dressing modestly for the big event. I couldn't stop looking at friend's lopsided boobs. And that hairstyle does not flatter Mohamed. He should move that helmet around from the top to the sides to cover his lumpy skull. And his wedding band was a crown? 🤢 He says he wants a happy marriage with Yve. I say he wants a green card. I wonder if Debris' parents will make a surprise appearance for the wedding. I keep hoping the rain will shrink those ugly matching ponchos. I do like Reverend Grandma Debris though.

I was thinking totally different fathers. Nate seems shady AF. Alexis is giving me some Michaela vibes with her histrionics. I couldn't get over her complaining that Justin was TOO tall. Good grief girl! Krysten seems okay but looks like a bathroom hair dye job gone wrong. And from the previews her dad uses the same colour.

The good: We were spared from Lizard tongue and her civil engineer/international underwear model baby daddy at least until next week. The rest: producer shenanigans and/or fabricated bullshit. The only thing that was entirely believable was how much John was drinking.

Debris looks like he is getting fed up with Meowna. I don’t really blame her for being frustrated with this unemployed man child. And Thighs is a very immature 25 yo pushing to get married immediately . Oy - I I am on Pinhead’s side in this. And once again Bile is a self centred asshat. Although it also perplexes me as to why people just stuff their clothes in a bag when packing. But I am certifiably OCD. Then there’s lizard tongue Emily ruining the engagement with having to pull out the ring she bought. Another spoiled, selfish brat. Ha-wait til next week - wouldn’t put it past her. This bullshit with Bunion and Areola and the ex husband is just too much. Maybe he should hunt down his first wife and baby and leave this butter face and all her drama. I felt for Guillermo and thought Kara was very sweet with comforting him Yve and Mohamed are a total train wreck.

Bile is a selfish, mysoginistic asshole. I wanted to punch him just because he hogged the whole blanket on the carriage ride. I think Patrick is still using steroids. You can pretty much tell who is already married because they don't even try to conceal the wedding bands. The fakeness is ridiculously obvious. I wouldn't care about that so much if at least one of these couples were likeable.

Right??? Loved your whole post but this made me howl. 😂

Ryan to Jason: "you're the only criticist". Not only did he show his ass, he showed that he has no more than an elementary school level of English.