There is a back-to-school commercial for Academy Sports that grates on my last nerve:
A mom is conducting a press conference and announces she's picked Academy for her kids shoes. Reporters start firing questions and she answers the "was convenience a factor?" question by saying "I'm a mom. At Academy I'm not waiting on some tweenager for sizes I already know I need"
1. Tweenagers are ages 8 to 12. And she says “tweenager" like they are detestable. Mom, you do realize your special snowflakes will be tweenagers someday too, right?
2. Hey, at least they have jobs and aren't in their parents basement playing video games and yelling for mom to bring them a sandwich. They are working, earning their own money and learning responsibility. Guess your crotchfruit won't ever have to do that, huh?
I hope she goes to Academy and can't find the size she wants and can't find one of those awful 'tweens' to help her...
https://ispot.tv/a/w2qY