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I think he's a dead ringer for Jesse Palmer, who I loathe. So generic and bland.

Michelle is dull and humorless. And with those beautiful deep set eyes, is the last person who should wear such dark eyeshadow. I find her brows a bit severe too. Obviously an attractive woman but a little dead behind the eyes. Brandon does seem too young. Martin is a Douche bag. What a dumb ass. Nayte and Joe are cute, but im so bored with this show. It's a sad day.

What in the everloving fuck did I just watch? The nasal string and Jenny's gagging reaction was probably the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Outrageous and disgusting, yes, but hilarious. It seems like a really bad idea to me. Sumit's mother is horrible. What a freaking downer she is, so self righteous. I've also been wondering how Armando speaks such flawless unaccented English. Do we have an explanation for this? Where is Steven coming up with all the money for the boat, piano and ring? I really like Alina, poor taste in men aside. She has a bit of snark snd also speaks English quite well. Hmmm. Ellie and Victor are pure misery. That house? It's generous to call it that. Looks like a shack. Victor seems like an asshole. Whenever I look at Cory (and listen to him)I just see a 6th grader in a man's body. He has no manliness at all. Does Evelin get lip injections? She always looks like she's been punched in the mouth. Ari and Bini. Words fail. She's just so awful. Her mother is way too involved in her life. Cute baby though.

This is a very interesting discussion, very Greg-centric and not addressing the non-entity that is Katie. I find her vapid and uninteresting, going through the motions for the show. As for Greg, I could see where he was coming from. He just wanted some reassurance. I don't think he was that harsh. I have two issues with him: his faux joy at the stupid rain showers (who wants to get drenched in their clothes) and his (strangely unaddressed) porn-style reading over the speaker earlier in the season. That showed a side of him I definitely give side-eye to, much moreso than his (normal) attempt to get a caring response from Katie.

The green crew neck tee shirt Katie is wearing is so unflattering. I do find Greg very attractive though.

I was only half watching, but Katie looked totally wasted before her hurling episode. Also, what was with all the crying guys when Connor left? What kind of mind fuckery are we witnessing? None of it makes sense. Stockholm Syndrome for sure. And, are we really to believe all these guys are jerking off in the shower with camera crews everywhere? Come on.

The dramatic music! Katie's overly large veneers! The sparkly plaid jacket! What am I watching? And yes, Kaitlin's enhancements have aged her so much and taken away her natural cuteness. Blake looks like a poor man's John Travolta. Somehow I picture him sitting at a campfire ripping ass. He just looks stinky.

Is it just me or does the music seem really over the top tonight? Maybe to make up for Katie's lackluster personality. She's not that interesting. I'm not sure I can watch this dreck anymore!

Ugh, so many thoughts. Was Brandon sitting on a lawn chair or something? Why was Julia towering over him? What a freaking dweeb. Brandon's mom looked good with her hair grown out a little and dad with the shit eating grin was trying to act like he isn't a giant asshole. Jovi and Yara were sweet, love me some Gwen. Mike and Natalie, painful to witness as always. Andrew was doing some serious mouth breathing. Rebecca looked smoothed out a bit, but she and Zied were both busting out of their clothes. They'll both be huge in no time. Who the heck was the bird hosting the show? Discuss.

What about Non Jovi's dad blacking out at the party? He said he didn't remember most of it. Is that a Cajun custom too? Great role model, dad. And Zied was not yelling at Rebecca. At all. Zied can do better. Stephanie is a total slurring drunk and an embarrassment to 50 something year olds everywhere. Call me crazy, but I felt like there was a sweet moment between Mike and Natalie, and her apology. Those kids could make it work. Okay, I'm crazy. Brandon doesn't give a shit about wedding dresses, but he could have been a little more enthused. Gosh darn it, I like Julia. Skipped thru Amira and Tarzel. Not invested in either of their "journeys".

Why is Matt's beard sparkling? He looks like a pioneer. Hate it.

Ah, thanks!!

Wait. I thought Chris wasn't supposed to be hosting? Maybe I missed something, just tuned in.

No comments on Matt's instagram post? A cursory read does not look good toward Chris Harrison or The Bachelor. Things are getting messy. It does not look good for the franchise.

(quiet voice)- I thought Lisa looked really pretty last night. But the excessive hand throwing and indignance was a bit much. Meredith looked like a statue. Whitney's boobs...come on girl. Get it together. Heather looked mannish as always. Actually, Jen and Mary were both rather lovely and subdued. That said, I don't know how they're going to get another season out of this very hostile group. Andy thinks he's quite the provocateur with all the vagina talk and invasive questioning...the whole show is offensive on many levels. I truly can't believe any of them thought it was a good idea to be on this show. Oh and what an ugly, tasteless set. No class.

Speaking of Abigail, did anyone notice how ugly the decor was in the room when Matt gave her the rose? Too many clashing patterns and colors. Coupled with all the ugly dresses and eyelashes just too much for my weary eyes. I've watched every season since the beginning and Matt is the dullest yet and his group of harpies leaves something to be desired. I'm over the premise, it is tired and formulaic. Watching him slurp on so many women is becoming offensive. Even hate watching isn't much fun anymore. Le sigh.

That was horrible to watch, truly. Jen clearly has a drinking problem. And as someone above so succinctly pointed out, what's so terrible if Lisa and Meredith are afraid of her? Why are they so busy denying that, while flames are shooting out of Jen's nostrils? Painful to watch. Torture really. Also, Meredith's eyebrows looked particularly huge at the dinner and the long blonde hair looked good on Whitney.

No comments on Matt's dancing at the end of the show? Magi's face was cringing with embarrassment. I loved it. Hey Matt, if you're gonna bust a move, do it with music next time. You look like a tool.

Most boring episode ever. And I've sat through all of them. I was appalled by the porn date. Crude and offensive. Sorry not sorry. What a lame ass bachelor and pissy women. Anna had a permanent stink face going on. She really needs to work on that or not go on tv. As for Sarah, she just wasn't that into Matt after he "suctioned cup" to her face. I noticed the open eyed kissing this week too. How about you don't, Matt. I too am annoyed that more women will be joining the fray. Why? I am deeply concerned that the year is 2021 and this is considered entertainment. The sociologist in me will watch, but the woman in me is truly saddened.

This is my first go round with The Housewives franchise. I feel compelled to watch since they're in my town. Man, I find it difficult to watch. Do adult women really repeat hurtful stuff to other people because they "thought you'd want to know?" That is so middle school. Whitney is pathetic, and Heather is quickly losing my respect as well. I also find intoxicated shit talking so distasteful. Not a good look, ladies. Jen is lucky to have such a kind husband. He really seems to adore her. Meredith and Lisa are a bit too much with the botox and strange way of talking but I'd rather hang with them than any of the others.

Matt's tongue seems to be a bit large for his mouth and i had to look away at the kissing. I would have HATED the ATV(?) date. I would have been furious if he flipped me over. What a tool. His date was a good sport. I also thought the wedding dress date was awful. I can't believe women, in this day and age, humiliate themselves like that. This show is ridiculous.

I noticed the lisp too. He's a bit mush mouthed. Attractive but could use a touch more swagger.

What a boring episode. I agree with Meredith being joyless. She's a walking buzzkill and so is her son. Heather's pow wow with her daughter's was staged and invasive. Lisa believes her own hype. Whitney and Jen on the stripper pole. Just no. Ain't no one got time for that. Thankfully, no Mary, though she's more watchable than the rest of them. Boring. Much like Salt Lake City itself. I can say that, I live here.

There are lots of non alcoholic wines. I'm pretty certain he doesn't drink. Sober is sexy. He's got a great smile, I'll give him that! The Neil Lane date was horribly cringe. Brendan was never into it, clearly looking for the fame. I sensed that Tayshia was not happy with being rejected. You can't keep all of them, honey! Ivan is very sweet, but I don't see a love connection. How did he and his brother come from the same family? Ben. Just take your scoop neck tees and get off my tv. Tayshia will pick Zac and they'll enjoy their 15 minutes. It's been a fun ride. Tayshia was an excellent choice for Bachelorette! You need a healthy ego to pull it off.

Where do they find these people?? I live in Salt Lake and am embarrassed by this display of petty-ass behavior by just about everyone. Heather the linebacker seems like good people tho. All of their houses are very McMansion. There are some beautiful neighborhoods here, but they're not showing them. I also lol'd at Valter. Comedy gold. And the way Lisa pronounced Jesus: Jezoss. She's super annoying. I feel compelled to keep watching since its in my backyard but this show is trash.