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Bethenny was clearly rattled by Lu's accusations (ranting, raving, gesticulating wildly, she couldn't sit still) - so I'd say LuAnn won that round. And no comparison on the married man equation. Lu spent a few hours with some married/separated tourist on vacation knowing they would never see each other again; Beth has known her new man and his wife for years. The daughter's speech was so pre-planned - "I'm speaking on behalf of my siblings" = who talks like that? So obviously rehearsed - probably written by Bethenny. Beth's all concerned about her reputation being besmirched, but has no problem trying to ruin the reps of Dorinda (drugs?) and LuAnn (slut-shaming). Who the hell does this judgmental bitch think she is?

Lace is a beautiful girl but whoever attached those ugly hair extensions should be shot. The "ombre" hair is so obviously fake and she is clearly uncomfortable with it. She doesn't know what to do with that extra hair, always fussing with it. How she managed for five weeks with that ratty hair not to mention the three-inch fake eyelashes is beyond me. I saw her on After Paradise with her beautiful, shorter natural hair - it looked so much better.

Ugh - she's so disgusting. I'll bet she had to keep herself from jumping up and down for joy when she heard about Tom's cheating. She was clearly jealous that Luann nabbed herself a man so this was schadenfreude for Ramona. Then the morning-after, cat who ate the canary grin, with that purposely messed-up hair. Come on! She's such a rude bitch on these trips, always complaining and effing up the other women's plans (leaving the lowly Berkshires early to party in the Hamptons, ditching Beth's breakfast last season in T&C). I can't stand her.

Whatever their faults, Teresa & Joe have raised four very well-mannered daughters (yes even Milania). She was so cute at the fashion show filming her cousins and proudly proclaiming "I videotaped everything."

I'm having a hard time remembering who Luann critized for sleeping around? The only single woman for the first few seasons was Betthany and then Kelly B (who she was good friends with) and that bikini wax chick, followed by divorcees and widows Sonja, Dorinda, now Ramona and Carole. We know her issues with Carol and she mentioned Sonja's drinking but I don't think she ever accused any of these women of sleeping around like whores. Oh, and after being yelled at, called a whore, adulterer, and a hypocrite, I would be pretty rattled too and it would be a bad time for me to listen to anyone else's problems, especially Jules who was clearly only there to get info so she could run back to her mean girl anorexic club.