Marley

Who’s name are they bleeping out with the Michelle stuff? It makes no sense Jesse and Michelle went from fucking a few times to getting married and having a kid. They clearly don’t like each other. Luke and Kristen are her typical relationship. I don’t see it lasting. Danny is starting to seem like a little whiny baby. Idk if Brittany needs to slow down on her drinking but Jax cokehead Taylor is the last to lecture anyone on drinking lol.

Sandoval trying to act all depressed is laughable. No one is buying it. Him trying to get James mad and going and James not giving in or giving a fuck made me laugh. My recording cut out at that point because some sort of glitch and I don’t really care lol. Doubt I missed much after.

Gizelle is the worst! I want her to shut the fuck up. She needs to go. She’s ruining the show. Nothing about her is entertaining. Robyn needs to stop with her bitchy ass smirks. Lol Karen. Not minding Mia still. Hope she’s back.

I’d watch a Candiace spinoff not gonna lie or at least check it out lol. Congrats to them on the baby! Robyn is gone yay! Now get rid of Gizelle. Mia is fine she’s gonna have lots of drama next year. Ashley without Gizelle and Robyn gone could be ok but I don’t wanna see her gross husband.

Kyle needs to cut the mullet it looks horrible. He looked so much better on the flashbacks. Staying up until 4am is pretty intense. At Kyle’s age the only way you stay up that late is if you are going drugs too. Maybe that’s why Amanda’s mad. Paige continues to kill it this season. Of the previews are true and Danielle tries to judge Paige’s relationship then what a fucking joke. Danielle sucks and doesn’t need to be on this show anymore. She’s ridiculous and I’ve been over her for a big especially since the last Winter House that she ruined. Andrea is so cute. Jesse is meh to me still. Lindsey and Carl are just a joke. Their loving moments seem so fake lol. What a shock they aren’t having good sex. All she does is emasculate him. She also keeps saying Carl has no ambition and no job but they have the same job which is Summer House and paid ig shit. She prob criticizes every little bit of them having sex too. I’m not saying Carl is some saint he has his issues too but Lindsey is insane. I don’t miss Gabby at all there’s no reason for her to be on this show lol.

Ugh Zack is still annoying to me. Janet sucks so bad. She probably said all of that stuff. She really manipulated the whole situation to come out the best them used the prego card. Blech, I feel bad for Cruz because his parents are huge idiots and suck. I have a feeling Jax only does the ig dad stuff. If Jax and Brittany have only had sex twice in the past year then he’s 100% cheating on her. He’s a pig. Kristen and Luke? Idk about them something seems off. Is he just hypnotized by the sex? He doesn’t even live or want to live in California ever and they are planning to have a baby asap lol. Kristen is 40 and Luke is nice so that’s why she’s pushing the baby stuff. Hopefully somehow it works out but it’s not a great situation in the making. Jesse seems to really think high of himself. Friends setting up another friend’s sex night is weird lol. Kristen is crazy but why are they only getting mad at her? It’s weird. Did the other ppl not admit things were said? I thought they did. Do I like this show? I honestly don’t know at this point lol but I am gonna keep watching.

Boring. I don’t care about any of these storylines. This show needs to maybe end now. Schwartz hair looks horrible. Is this an example of Jo’s work? Lala continues to suck. Apparently she’s the only one allowed to feel anything about her ex. Schwartz and Sandoval continue to gaslight and be narcs. Sandoval especially. The singles event was so lame no thanks to that boring shit. James is the only funny and entertaining one. A paintball game? Really. What is this stupid shit. The Tori stuff to me is so damn fake.

I think Chris wanted to just shut it down and not talk about it. You can tell he’s over the bs. There’s no evidence for any of the Chris stuff. Apparently it’s believable to Gizelle and Robyn some chick just spouting off tho but Juan actually going to a hotel and signing a receipt is just Juan being a swell guy. Robyn and Gizelle are gross. I personally think Robyn and Gizelle were involved with the whole rumour.

Gizelle is just getting away with everything I’m over this. I’m sorry she lost her dad but they just let her do whatever on the show. She is never held accountable for anything. Also are ppl still buying her fake ass relationship with Jason? Lol it’s obv not real and so lame. Robyn shut up. Robyn going so hard for Chris is lame she’s such a joke. The woman defending Gizelle who was accusing Chris makes Gizelle look even more involved lol. Juan’s a joke. The reunion is kind of dragging I thought this was part 3 lol.

Ann is trying so hard for her 15 minutes. I barely care about the VPR ppl at this point I couldn’t care less about one of their assistants lol.

Jax didn’t really open a bar he put his name on a room in an already established bar. Not saying that’s better or worse I don’t know but he didn’t start from the ground up. I always thought Ariana’s brother was a weird loser so I think he’s the problem in the rift. Him getting engaged at Jax’s new bar seems very famewhore-y to me lol.

I don’t know how Jesse and Michelle even dated for long never mind get married and bring a child into their mess. They seem to hate each other lol. I don’t like Janet she annoys me for some reason and I’m sure she did say all those things about Michelle. I am not into revisiting the 2020 cancel stuff with Kristen. Zack still really sucks lol.

I’m sick of this Sandoval victim shit. Schwartz broke the agreement first so meh. They are funny together when they were just joking around. Sandoval was wrong in the Mya situation. Him going into the room is so shady and I still think he shut the door on purpose. Ariana should throw her trash away obv that’s gross but she had shut the door. Why is the main AC thing that needed to be fixed just in that one room lol. So weird. Brock shut up. Sandoval prob did think Ariana would take whatever for the house. I do not care about Sandoval’s dating life. People need to stop asking and he needs to stop talking about it. Sandoval thought him and Ariana would be civil? Lmao damn he is so delusional. Again Ariana isn’t perfect but Sandoval fucking sucks. It’s not like Sandoval has actually accepted being a dbag he is just amping up LaLa wants Ariana to get over it but she raged about Randall for like 2 years lol. A water sommelier is idiotic lol. I agree different water have different tastes but some of the shit that guy was saying was dumb. Also $1K for a bottle of water? GTFO. Yea let’s somehow make water become unattainable when everyone should just automatically be getting the best water because it’s fucking water and humans need it but that’s not what happens. Now we got dbags having water tastings. Fuck off with that.

I wish Gizelle and Robyn would go. They are assholes and not even fun to watch I’m sick of their behind the scenes shit. Karen is cracking me up so far.

I don’t know why anyone would believe anything Sandoval says about what happened with Mya anyways. He is a known liar and her other dog basically died on his watch. Conveniently he had to go in Arianaa’s room to fix the AC then somehow didn’t see the dog and shut the door and then didn’t notice the dog stuck in there for hours. What a load of bs. I think he did it on purpose. I don’t know why anyone makes excuses for that piece of shit.

It annoys me how she obviously favours the men over the women. I don’t dislike her just she’s not needed on this show. Popping in once in a while is fine but her being at the reunions ruins them.

Zack sucks. I don’t like him at all. Total try hard. Brittany and her excuses for Jax. Shut up with your weird mouth. Jax has not grown up. He seems the same to me but just older. He was asking why Cruz was screaming and having a tantrum. Like get off your ass and go see what your own fucking kid is crying about. Jax inviting Alex is such bs. He knows what he’s doing and he does not have good intentions. Again shut the fuck up Brittany. I don’t know much about Alex but he looks like a total dbag. Him agreeing to come on too makes him seem douchey. I know Kristen is crazy too lol but that doesn’t make Alex not a dbag. Jasmine seems annoying as fuck so far too. Trying so hard to be in scenes.

Sandoval is a piece of shit he prob doesn’t give a shit about Mya. If a dog is getting into something then you have to put stuff away. I hope Ariana now has the dogs at her new house and away from him. If that happened to my dog because some dbag I’d flip the fuck out. Poor Mya. The sandwich shop is never opening lol. Let’s just move on. Ken doesn’t seem like he’s doing the best, I hope he’s alright. Jo is annoying. She just seems very try hard to me. Brock is annoying. Scheana knew what she was doing with the location stuff tho just own it. Max is gross tho I don’t wanna hear about him again. He was such a mistake of a cast member. Who knew he was Schwartz best friend? Sounds like a shit best friend but I’m sure Schwartz won’t get mad at him.

The trailer was kind of meh to me. I’m obv going to watch lol but I don’t have high expectations for the season.

I hope she takes Mya with her. Sandoval seems like he’d be a shitty dog owner. I don’t know why I’m so concerned about this lol but I need to find out.

Jax is a loser and he thinks he’s somehow father of the year when he clearly isn’t.

Larsa is disgusting. She needs to leave and take her little nepo bitch boyfriend Marcus with her. Why did I need to keep seeing his stupid commentary at the reunion. What a waste of time. Jody kind of looks like a robot disguised as a human. I wish they would’ve talked about Lisa’s car trick where she thought it was so funny to drive a Honda. She totally looks down on ppl. Not sure why tho she’s nothing amazing herself. She’s only with Jody because he has money. Her being BFF with Larsa makes her worse. Nicole continues to be my fave.

Lindsey is the gaslighter and she knows exactly what she’s doing. I am not Carl’s biggest fan but she is purposefully asking him if he’s on something trying to allude to something else when she knows he smokes weed. People who smoke weed don’t get aggressive like she’s saying usually so she’s trying to spin the narrative. She’s mad because he doesn’t like her when she drinks but who would. She is the type of person who should not drink she’s not fun at all and turns psycho. Thank fuck they didn’t get married because Lindsey would’ve went thru with it and Carl would’ve fallen off the wagon and she would’ve blamed him even more for everything. it is weird and annoying we never see their fights tho. I’ve had a friend like Lindsey total crazy narc and Danielle should’ve never been her friend again because the crazy cycle will just repeat. It can be hard because narcs can lure you in again but once you cut them out of your life it’s freeing. I can’t believe I initially felt bad for Lindsey with this engagement being called off on camera because it’s been so obvious since ep 1 this season why it was lol. Again Carl isn’t some saint but Lindsey has not and will never admit any fault. She is the definition of a narcissist. I know many and she’s insane to watch.

I will watch The Valley but Jax and Brittany are pieces of shit and I feel bad for their kid.

Seeing clips of Paris in Love makes me believe what Rinna said about Kathy. I always believed it but thought she was maybe exaggerating a bit but not anymore. Rinna still sucks tho lol.