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Maybe we finally get a Nnecka segment? Maybe we finally get an Ashley update? Definitely no accountability for Gizelle. Definitely Candiace gets blamed for EVERYTHING.

I think Mia's compelling stories is based on the amount of hot sauce she adds to them. And by "hot sauce", I mean exaggerations and lies... I am mostly amused by her.

There has been no official confirmation about Robyn being fired--just rumors. I've seen reports that she was bumped to a friend of, but Robyn is still a cast member. For the time being...

I kind of think she did quit. Mainly because, production doesn't announce cast changes until after the reunions air. If they did fire her, usually we wouldn't know at this point. They may have planned on firing her, but she saw the writing on the wall and decided to quit first.

I think Chris handled his segment perfectly. He shut Gizelle and Robyn down politely and succinctly. Also. Maybe Robyn should focus her interest in cheating rumors in her own house and not the Bassett home.

Here's a thought Andy. Maybe Candiace teared up because she has a little thing called: Empathy. You and Gizelle should try it sometime. Gizelle could have acknowledged that Candiace felt for her, even though you don't like each other, but she just refused. Oh and Mia? You lie when the wind blows left. Honestly. I'm only 20 minutes in and I think I'm done. The blatant favoritism has ruined it. Gizelle was so focused on "I didn't know you mom was in the hospital" and could not be bothered to apologize for calling her mom evil. She has no accountability. None.

I guess they are free too, but they also have a pay site?

I listen to Watch What Crappens all the time. Ben and Ronnie are hilarious and they are free. Unlike Robyn and Gizelle.. Recently I've done a deep dive into the very beginning of WWC--its fun to go back to early episodes of Real Housewives. Brooks was just introduced to the OC by Vicki, they can't stand Kim Z. from Atlanta and Ronnie just discovered some new fangled thing called "Twitter ".

Does a podcast make the same amount as a Vegas show or Only Fans? My understanding is the going rate for a Real Housewife is $7...

It is not Candiace's fault that Gizelle got death threats. That is ALL on Gizelle. Because she is awful. Here come the poster boards again. And we didn't even see them... Sigh. Limp penis? It was a lie. You know it was a lie. You made money off the lie. You're giving new life to the lie. Robyn is as awful as Gizelle. Forced/made. Semantics. Gizelle has no shade game on the fly. She can prepare and practice a good read, but she is not quick on her feet. And of course she thinks she has nothing to apologize for. Rolling my eyes at her ego.

Why are we even bothering about Juan? Robyn is not going to give a straight answer. At least, Karen and Candiace made good points about it. Poster boards?!? That was pointless... I agree Candiace cries a lot. But Gizelle is a complete asshole for her over the top theatrics. Awful, awful, awful. And we're stuck with her next year. What? Mia succinctly summed up Candiace vs. Robyn. Fence humper. Heh!

Mia will be divorced before Ashley. Pfftt. Chris and Candiace will probably divorce before Ashley (Not that I want that to happen!). Gizelle is looking forward to the ownership...She is a spiteful human being. Awful. "He's a radio personality." What does that mean? We're like 10 minutes in and Karen just ended Robyn. R: You don't know how many sexual partners you've had? K: No. That would be Juan.

I'm pretty sure we're stuck with Gizelle.

She's been showing up in videos with Heather, Jenn, and Tamra. They're all beasties now. (It was supposed to be besties, but I believe autocorrect got it right...) Shannon is going to have no one on her corner.

WE MADE IT! IT'S THE SEASON FINALE! Iconic photo reveal. Surprising separation news (Not Ashley...and not really surprising news. I mean its not like she hasn't broadcast it all season). Ashley gets questioned about her wrong side of the Sesame Street friends. Charrisse confronts Candiace. Candiace and Gizelle still pay each other dust.

Ashley rubs Smeagol's feet? Every night? She's trying to wait him out until he dies.

Reunion looks are out. Gizelle looks good!

Production cameras might have been off, but someone got the fight on their cellphone... My guess is one of Ashley's friends leaked the fight being Candiace's fault to the gossip sites.

I feel cheated. I have always thought Sandavol was a smarmy, narcissistic, down low misogynistic asshole, with a capital A. So far? It's been the season finale and 3 episodes, showcasing everything I detest about him. And now? "Oh. Poor waddle Sandavol. He didn’t do anything wrong to anybody. HE'S the REAL victim in all of this" bullshit, production is trying to make me believe. This year should have been a full season of pitchforks and torches and bring out the redemption next season. Just. So. Gross.

Here are the details I've read:

Laser lady kept lasering the same spot on Wendy's armpit. Quite frankly, editors, you kept going back to the armpit, way too much. I like Gizelle's daughters. I do wonder what they are like in a friend group though. Charrisse's son seems very sweet. I liked how he walked all the ladies to the door. Robyn? How did I ever like you? You are childish. And a coward for letting bloggers do your dirty work. Nnecka must really like a sash and a crown. The joke belonged in DR and not brought back. Kind of pathetic. Next week? FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Lastly...East coast crabs are sad looking. And obviously need Old Bay. You know what isn't sad looking and needs Old Bay? West coast Dungeness crab. I said what I said.

Charisse has a crab boil and bangs on a table. Gizelle's daughter Grace is still heading off to college. Candiace argues with Robyn. Nnecka can't let go of the Party City sash and crown set. Mia and Jaqueline are in the same room. Yeah. I'm kind of wanting this season to be over too.

And now there's this.

Wendy and Candiace will be on the Kelly Clarkson show. With? Andy Cohen! Dun Dun Dunnnnn. (Suspenseful music!) What is going on? Are pigs flying? Has hell frozen over?

Vanderpump Rules was also nominated for an EMMY... And RHOBH? Has not...