No, we'd be dead. Which is why I don't want, like, an entire, like, season, like, of Madison, like, saying like, like.
As soon as they showed Victoria's family, I blurted out "was she adopted?" Mr. D thought they were a hired family, haha.
Kelsey will probably be the next Bachelorette. When they were drinking the wine, I thought "No! She turned into Ms. Hyde when she drinks!" Her family was ok. The look on Chris' face when she said "I told him I love him" was great. He knew what was about to happen.
Hannah Ann is just... there. She's cute and all, but that's it. There is not a lot of personality, at least that they've shown us. I'm honestly surprised she stuck around past Champagne-gate.
I do like Madison, it will be interesting to see what happens next week. She seems like a sweet girl with a good head on her shoulders. I don't understand why she had to go on this show to find a husband. Maybe she wanted to break out of her bubble, and is now not sure if she wants to stay out of her bubble. Like she's on a deep south Christian rumspringa.
I do hope he has the most mind-blowing sex with Victoria, to make all of this BS worth it.