luckykat

In trying to understand why Meri is so hell-bent on making Kody fall back in love with her, I decided to go back and listen to all of the audio recordings posted by the catfisher. It's clear to me that Meri was madly in love with "Samuel," and if he had turned out to be real, she would be long gone by now. You just can't unring that bell. I don't see how she can expect Kody to come back from that. It's clearly over. Time to move on.

That's my kind of God to sit up there in heaven and say "I know how I'll f**k with these two morons...I'll tell one to rent and the other to buy..." then sit back and laugh.

Well they can't share a kitchen!

If Kody gets another wife and has more kids I swear I will burn Utica to the ground. He cannot afford the wives and kids he has now.

It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to build a house the size of Madison Square Garden when the vast majority of the kids will be gone by the time it's finished. By the time it's actually ready to be lived in it'll just be the moms, their Dear Leader and Day'un. I mean, realistically, how many days a year will the kids all actually come home for a holiday such that they would really use all that space? It just doesn't make financial sense to incur such debt to accommodate a large crowd for Thanksgiving, Christmas and one or two other times a year. And how the hell would they ever re-sell that property? These people just don't think.

In an effort to procrastinate grading papers, I went back and watched a few episodes from Season 5 to remind myself of what they were doing/saying/thinking at the time they were trying to get their financing approved for the homes in Vegas. First, let's pause to reflect on the fact that just a few short years ago, Robin had to desperately scramble to get her credit score up to 600! Since then, with no discernible income that I can see, she's been able to buy and sell her McMansion in Vegas, rent another McMansion in Flag Staff, and with the help of her fambly, plunk down $800K on Coyote Pass. Of further note, back in Season 5, they all acted like the Vegas homes were absolutely indispensable to their collective fambly happiness, and without them their lives would be meaningless. Remember how much Meri & Mariah carried on when the other wives got to move in before them? Remember how obsessed the mom's were to get into the homes before the holidays so the older kids would establish roots there before going off to college? I mean, what the hell happened? To watch them do a complete 180 in such a few short years is mind-boggling.

I agree with this, but I think Amy is probably really afraid of being alone, and since Chris seems to be ambivalent about committing, she's probably uncomfortable giving up the only home she's known for the majority of her adult life.

Poor Gabe. I don't know how in the world these nimrods can possibly think this is the best move for their kids. Also, did I hear Kody correctly? Money be damned! I didn't know that mature adults could just pick up and move whenever they wanted to. I want to live near the ocean, but I can't afford it and my job won't allow it. But who cares? Jobs, money and children be damned. I'm gonna start looking at beachfront proper its tomorrow!

Side note: I quite enjoyed B's summation of the parade of losers these ladies have managed to amass. Her color commentary was spot-on. Adam is truly the only ray of light in otherwise dismal, if not completely black and morally bankrupt, specimens of humanity.

I'm really glad Lu wants to leave the party to be with Tom. She better like being with him because she's gonna need to be with him every minute of every day for the rest of her life to make sure he doesn't fall into any more clutches. Damn those evil clutches.

Ok so, yes, he wasn't able to stay faithful for an entire week after his marriage proposal. But you know, Lu's right, "who doesn't make mistakes?" Forgive and forget is definitely the best way to handle this. I'm sure it was a one-time-only thing.

I mean...this is a joke right? She's gonna come on the reunion next week and tell she was just f---ing with all of us, and of course she kicked him to curb. Right? I mean like one of them said - it's a month-long relationship. A week-long engagement. It's 4 weeks of her life. No f---ing way she's gonna marry this Douche. Right?

So far Kelly is proving to be 50 shades of crazy and I'm loving every last one of 'em! Crazy is as crazy does.

Chris Laurita doesn't have a Plan B? Here's a thought:. GET A JOB!

How on God's green earth did that lawyer pay off her restitution already? Where did that money come from? Edited to add:. My google search revealed the restitution order was only for $400,000.00. I guess I can see how she (the lawyer) was able to scrape that together. I suppose the $13.5 million debtors remain unpaid.

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks..." is my reaction to Reza's desperate and pathetic attempts to discredit GG. His behavior reeks of guilt.

Did I hear Farrah correctly? Did she tell Simon that she wouldn't be waiting 2 years for a proposal because "that's for ugly girls"? Did I really hear that correctly?

As long as Izzy doesn't get off the blanket he won't be able to put his finger in the socket. If he does, that's his dumb problem. It's called common sense.

The more things change the more they stay the same.

That's some major bitchy resting face.

I finally watched Part Deux and my only contribution to all of this brilliant commentary is that Eddie once again proves what Watergate has already taught us: the cover-up is way worse than the crime. Who the hell cares that he banged Rocky? No one! It's the way he ghosted her, gaslighted her and outright lied about her that makes him a colossal douche in my book. And to the Eddie defenders out there I would simply say: I agree, Rocky is also a huge douche for spilling the beans. But her blabber mouth is the direct result of her increasing frustration over the way he treated her. His ghosting tactic backfired in a big way. On a separate note, I wish they made a Captain Lee bobblehead because I need one!

Vicki is like the faux Burberry clutch I purchased a few years ago. Looking at it by itself, it's not that bad. If you squint you can almost convince yourself it's real. However, take my clutch into Nordstrom's and put it next to a real Burberry and you IMMEDIATELY realize what a cheap, deceptive, shady piece of fraud it is. Same with the Vickster. Put her by herself on WWHL and you can almost, if you squint really hard, think she seems honest. But then you put her up against all of her prior stories and you have no choice but to conclude that sadly, she is not the real thing. She just a fraud trying to make people believe she's real. It's actually kind of sad.

I've just watched Vicki's WWHL interview and Shannon's rebuttal (it's like State of the Union Address, and the Republicans' response, lol). I think part of Bravo's agenda for the WWHL interview was to give Vicki a chance to try to redeem herself and gauge the audience's reaction. My reaction: I simply do not believe Vicki. I'm convinced that she and Brooks orchestrated the entire cancer story to garner sympathy from the audience. There are just way too many inconsistencies in her various stories for her not have been involved from the get. And as someone who has had cancer (and is still dealing with it), I'm extremely offended by this entire, exceptionally heinous lie. Andy, in case you're reading this, I'm in favor of Vicki's dismissal from the show, and I won't be tuning in any more if she continues to be a part of it.

I thought the same thing. I thought Kate accepted Ben's subtle (or maybe not-so-subtle) brush off with class and grace. Rocky might have taken a page from Kate's playbook and saved herself a lot of heartache, and Eddie still would have come off as the huge douche he is.

She was extremely foolish and utterly reckless for doing this. She risked the embarrassment and humiliation not only of herself, but even worse, of her daughter and the other children. Also, my take on the whole dinner scene in Alaska is that at this point in time she was still in love with "Sam" and was laying the groundwork for her escape. I didn't buy that she was pulling away from the family in order to protect them as she claimed in her individual interview. I think that's a bit of convenient revisionism.