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OMG I swear I just let out a JD from Southern Charm laugh when picturing this. Hilarious

May I also please invest a dollar on this spy cam you speak of? And can we get a 24/7 live Internet feed? Heck, I'd invest two dollars into that!!!

LMAO at Tom Schwartz wearing the hard hat without the inner suspension. Absolutely hilarious!

Oh I really hope so! Couldn't stand her!

That big toothy grin on Sandoval's face when Jax started flipping out was EVERYTHING!!! Looks like the reiki (sp?) Is just building a pressurized monster that could blow at any moment.

Damn! I sure wish Flat Iron Tom would spill some of these secrets that he is always threatening cast mates with!

I know...Whitney's fragile frame can probably barely support his own body weight. I thought "uh oh" when I heard the call for him to help grab Danni. It looked like he struggled to hold up her purse

Scoobiedoobs, I ALWAYS get such a chuckle when you call Shep "Horseteeth!" Thanks for that!

Marijuana destroys too, but only because it is illegal and on the same schedule as heroin/cocaine. The legal problems caused by a Marijuana arrest are, in my opiniom, the only dangerous thing about it

Does Jax suddenly have a writer for his TH's? He was waaaay less skeezy than usual and...dare I say...ALMOST charming! What world is this?

Probably another hilarious autocorrect from Siri. I think "fearing" was the intended word choice. Oooooor, maybe it was referring to the gators getting terrible cases of wind after they eat humans....which may be an actual fact or something I just made up

Thank GOD we finally got some more crocodile tears from Tom Sandoval! Stassi's tears used to keep me young and healthy, but she is just too sad and mopey now for them to have that effect. Tom's tears now nourish my soul

I agree with this 100%. I don't see a real chemistry or sexual tension either....I see what appears to be a guy enjoying the easy attention of the low hanging fruit that most guys would have some fun with. However, I have assumed the same before and been wrong, so who knows? The problem is that it is not a good look for someone who is supposedly searching for a serious wife contender. It is certainly not her.

Oh please.....OF COURSE Nick has it figured out. He is not some 20 year old frat boy. Production is keeping her around to keep up the drama. Nick is simply playing the game. It's pretty simple actually. They want to make sure he comes off as the ex playboy who is having trouble breaking his old habits of going for women who simply lead with sex...so she will be around for a few more episodes at least. This isn't that dumbass Ben Flajnik who ACTUALLY chose the plant that production put on the show solely for drama. Nick obviously has a shred of acting ability which is why some are convinced that he can't already see through her from a mile away.

Can I just say that I LOVE Kristen more than ever for clearly having no clue what "WASP'y" meant. Bless her innocent little heart!

What a wonderful and tolerant country America is to allow these idiot Texans to live here. However, as wonderful as America is, a large portion of our citizens are not so wonderful. Of course that is who is chosen to represent us to the rest of the world on the TV box. I am enjoying this show, though. More mindless fluff for me to watch. Thank you Bravo

Well Nanu, if you had severe intestinal problems like my sister in law I can GUAR-AAAAAANNNN-TEEEEE you would be very careful about what foods you put into your body

I was rewatching season 4 and noticed all the cars had dealership plates on the back instead of permanent registration plates. I am assuming a local dealership loaned them those flashy new cars in exchange for having their car with their plate on the show as an advertisement

I assume because she didn't want his wasted ass making a scene in her restaurant

Aaaaaaahahahahaha! You were kidding right? I mean, I agree with you that it is absolutely ludicrous, but I think we have all seen the "Real Housewives of ..." franchises. You are never too old to act like a 10 year old apparently.

If this could happen, then tv might as well just go black forever afterwards. There is no way any show could ever top that scene EVER! This may be the most brilliant idea I have ever heard anywhere in my life.

Her kids should have gone for sure...and they are the ONLY ones who should have been expected to go (though it would have been nice of her "friends" to go as well). Shoot, my brother broke his neck playing rugby while in college at an away game in Providence, RI while my parents were visiting their parents in Michigan. I made the the 2 hour drive from northwest CT to the hospital to check on him every day after work and then back home for a full week until I knew for sure he was gonna be fine. How someone can not go visit their immediate family in the hospital after a bad accident like that is stunning to me.

Yes it's me....the person who a mere two pages ago was saying how it wouldn't matter who they picked because I don't watch the Bachelor or The Bachelorette...well, they got me. Seeing as it is someone I have been enjoying so far on Paradise, I am going to give Nick's season a chance. I am gonna hope he keeps the ridiculous cheese to a minimum and has some quality over 30 women there to choose from. If it is a bunch of early 20's girls, I will pass. I actually have some hope for once, though, as I feel like I know something about this bachelor before the show starts so I am even slightly invested in it already.

So, I think I figured out the mystery of Daniel's blurred swimsuit in the early episodes. I noticed in this one that the front of his swimsuit was clearly retouched in editing...the maple leaf is clearly too light compared to other examples of it we have seen this season. I am assuming his package was visible originally, so they blurred it out. Then they decided to just use some special effects to make it less visible and now we get no blur

What this thread really needs, and needs weekly in perpetuity, is that GIF of "Jacqueline" doing the perp walk. It is the GIF that keeps on giving