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Hey, E! be a little quicker with the labels, huh? I don't watch many of the nominated shows and I'll be damned if I'm taking my TV off mute while any of your people are speaking.

Klum's cape is reminding me of something but I can't quite put my finger on it. My typing is very bad tonight.

I don't know the name of Jon Hamm's partner but I, too, liked her dress. I did not recognize January Jones! Dress is OK, but someone up there, lend her a comb. Other trends: red! And white!

Damn it, Julie Bowen. I like her so much for being normal but I've yet to see her look really good at an awards show. Holy Scarlett O'Hara, I swear I had curtains in that pattern.

Yes! It looks like she shaved her forehead. She looked so washed out, too. Kaley Cuoco stand up straight! Just want to point out that I'm watching this and snarking while wearing cut off sweat pants and an ancient T shirt.

Christina Hendricks' foundation garments, and I say this an amply endowed woman myself, are a testament to modern engineering. Kit is a wee little man. Mysteries of Laura looks dire. Two obnoxious children? No thanks.

Sarah was dusting before she came and Debra Messing was attacked by a weedwhacker. I don't understand the purpose of clutch cam. It must feel weird to Lizzy Caplan to be wearing clothes. Thus the not wearing much clothes tonight. JLD is obviously a wizard or bathes in virgins' blood. There can be no other explanation.

I'm also playing solitaire in another tab. Unless they're wearing something especially egregious, hilarious, or hideous, I tend to leave the partners alone if they're not show biz folk themselves. If someone shows up in a clown suit or something, though, they're fair game. Melissa McCarthy's dress is quite nice but I wish it was a different color. Holy crao what is Sarah Paulson wearing?!

Ricky Gervais has insanely long incisors. The first time I noticed them, I thought they were fake and would be revealed as part of a vampire skit. Or canines. Those long pointy teeth. You know what I mean.

Connecticut. I'm doing this while also washing the dishes, cleaning the litter boxes, and other housework. Who is this now? Another white dress. Now this woman could've filled out Taylor's beaded dress. Interesting detail on the back. Do not speak the absent one's name! We might invoke him like Beetlejuice. Just be grateful.

Small shoulder pads would definitely have helped. I did like the pleating r whatever that's called.

First dress of the night. Taylor Schilling(?). I want to quote Lily von Shtupp here: How owdinawy. (note to self: time to rewatch Blazing Saddles).

The mute is already on in preparation. It feels so weird to be doing this on a Monday. Also, god help us all, I'm doing this without an adult beverage. About half an hour from now I'll be looking for a liquor store that delivers.

Just kill her, already, Athos! Jeez. Maybe it would possible to do a one scene wrap-up for Richilieu's departure?

"You know what I'm saying?" is often run together and the first time I heard it said that way, I wondered who is Noam and what does his being sane have to do with this conversation?

She reminded me of Madame Kevorkian first, Mary Poppins after she started dancing.

I think even fangirls are allowed to have opinions and that it is not Moffat's place to decide what they can and can't like.

Wait...wait...were they trying to tell us that the Doctor is old? And there's no flirting? And Vastra and Jenny are (gasp) married?! Why, those slid right past me. Damn. That Moffat. Master of Subtlety he is. Stephen "Subtle" Moffat, they call him. And Lord of the Diminishing Returns, too. The Weeping Angels were terrifying in Blink and got progressively less so in every subsequent appearance. The reappearance of the creepy clockwork androids and the survival of the main one leads me to believe the same will happen with them.

See, that doesn't bother me. I'll be dead and the cats need to eat. I wouldn't want them to starve. It's the last act of care I'll be able to offer them.

Regarding "so": I've noticed it, too, and I think it has become a replacement for "um" or "well" or "hm" or other syllables ushering in a sentence. Although I notice it, I don't mind it.

trow, I meant that my DVR shows TDS airing a new episode on Monday Sept 1, which is Labor Day.

I want to like Garrett Dillahunt but his way of speaking and his face just put me off. Sorry, Gar! I'm sure you're a sweetheart but every scene of The 4400 and Burn Notice you were in made me wish I could send you to a speech therapist or get your mouth fixed.

It's a pleasure to see TDS back on my DVR's To Be Recorded list. But I'm surprised that it looks like they're doing a show on Labor Day.

The 2011 version is supposed to be on ABCFamily tonight at 8:30. Get those DVRs and bottles of vin rouge ready!

Nate would be proud! I can see each member of the team suggesting the best way to do it. Eliot: Punch out the other section, Parker create a hole in the closet and rapel down, Sophie pretend to be a Russian countess in need of a special broom brought from the old country by her babushka, Hardison hack into the facility system and arrange for the supplies to be delivered to you.