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  1. 1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

    I was at the doctor the other day and was called to the back with a diminutive man of approximately 60 wearing a "My dog thinks I'm wonderful."  The tech called him Stan.  Suddenly all I could think was Stan the man with a plan for a prostate scan.  This show has warped me.  I can no longer innocently meet a man named Stan.

    I have two or three "Where Are They Now?" shows my dvr caught and one of them is Muskrat Stan.

    I hope the cat's okay.

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    Due to what my dvr unapologetically referred to as 'Error,' I only caught the last runway model, plus the judging.  

    Me:  WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?

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    My abbreviated take on tonight's show is that the judges might try to be a little more objective and professional. 

     

    The male guest judge didn't need to be gushing about Korto's influence on the fashion world, as she stood next to her crappy doily-luggage strap bra and shiny handkerchief sarong.  I guess he wanted to make sure she wouldn't be eliminated, and he succeeded.

     

    Worse was Elaine shrieking out Kara Saun's name with such joy.   It's not as though Kara Saun created such a showstopper that she left everyone else in the dust--Elaine just really likes her and was thrilled by her win.  I would've entertained a bitter thought or two about that if I were Rami.

     

     

     

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  3. On 7/14/2023 at 6:39 AM, pally said:

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    on the losing team, my favorite was actually Anna's pants.  The plaid worked well there and I loved the flare

     

    Anna said she'd never worked with plaid--and then every last seam on those pants was PERFECTLY aligned.  (Including the four-way intersection at the bottom of the crotch, which you could examine courtesy of the vag-cam stationed at the foot of the stairs.)

    Impressive, Anna!  More of that stepping up, please--show those mean girls.

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  4. This show is so goofy and fake.  Gorden and Joe dramatically sighing and shaking their heads at how Balcony Guy had screwed the South and Northeast teams with the "sweet" designation over "savory."  THEY'RE APPLES.  Pork chops and applesauce is the only classic pairing I can think of--certainly not warm apples poured over fish (ew) or scallops (ew!).  On the other hand, you don't have to be a trained pastry chef to rustle up some kind of sugary crumble and whip some cream.  Don't forget the cinnamon.  Or go crazy--nutmeg!  Done.

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    Maybe the geographic teams are artificially gerrymandered, but since that's what the producers chose, would it have killed them to distribute different colored aprons?

     

    {Sorry.  I'm cranky from squinting at the delicate stitching on the apron bibs, trying to figure out who's on what team.  You're pushing me, show.}

     

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  5. 21 hours ago, mlp said:

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    I don't think the blonde woman who wants to cook healthy stuff will last long.

    "I don't really see anyone doing a lot of healthy barbeque."  Ha.  My eyes rolled back so far, they fell behind the couch.  Nice knowing you, Redshirt.

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  6. For some reason, I'm thinking the outdoorsy venue and the imprecise nature of grilling will have Sunny turned up to Chaos 11.

    i agree that she was very dignified on the Military Chopped episodes, so we know she can do it, but I'm not counting on that kind of self-discipline in a show named Brawl.

     

    If I can handle Sunny, I'm looking forward to watching Anne.  She won't want to match Sunny's volume--how's she going to manifest her leadership?

    (I admire Anne.  I think she must've had a tough time getting to where she is.)

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  7. So Nina looks at an outfit with big stuffed dinosaur heads perched on each shoulder and says, "I looked at it and I couldn't find any toooooys."  <eyeroll>

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    The judging is whacky and unfathomable, same as every other year.  None of the seven people standing at the end had the slightest idea whether they were a High Score or a Low Score.

    I'm thinking you could've swapped the 'safe' people with the high/low people and the judges would've justified an entirely different result, presto chango, with equal conviction.

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    The pandas looked more as though they were wearing saucy narrow red Zorro masks--not bleeding eyes, for cripe's sake!  

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