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Is that the same nude bodysuit she wore on her "date" or does she own several?
It's a look!
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I have lost the thread of how this woman's prison boyfriend just happened to have, uh, lain with one of her employees at ye olde tax preparation firm.
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1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:
I was at the doctor the other day and was called to the back with a diminutive man of approximately 60 wearing a "My dog thinks I'm wonderful." The tech called him Stan. Suddenly all I could think was Stan the man with a plan for a prostate scan. This show has warped me. I can no longer innocently meet a man named Stan.
I have two or three "Where Are They Now?" shows my dvr caught and one of them is Muskrat Stan.
I hope the cat's okay.
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3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
So I’m not really sure wh, but today i was thinking about Bill Cullen. Remember him?
Sure! Married to Brett ___________. Acerbic game show guest.
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I loooooooove that her profession is "Social Media Influencer."
But I'm thinking that soon FansOnly will be the social media she's influencing.
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I was EXTRA sad that I missed last week when I was all alone watching this chick go in and specify a table for two for her "date" with Kerok.
Oh, it is to laugh.
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Just now, Empress1 said:
I asked that last week! He seems to have a cell he can use whenever.
Maybe that's one of those buttsmuggler models. Packaged with earphone!
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You probably discussed this last week, but since when do inmates get to lie in their cell bunks and yak on their phones all day?
That's going to put a whole new topspin on Love During Lockup.
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1 minute ago, Gobi said:
A tattoo of a pineapple? Why?
But who is that snarling blond man on sister Jade's right arm?? He makes dark green pineapple look good.
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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
DuckDuckGo
On it! Thanks!
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Does anyone else have a new non-removeable banner taking up 25% of the screen? Extremely annoying.
Seeking advice.
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1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:
Hopefully no one will smuggle the cookies!
Oh, yeah, I forgot:
GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!!!
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Former Officer Ward Cleaver doesn't seem like he should need the inmat-imacy. Can't he just pick up a nice lady at church on Wednesday night?
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Let's conversate about martinis. This woman is clueless about more than love.
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I'm here, I'm all caught up--let's conversate!
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11 hours ago, BAForever said:Agree with all comments- what a shitshow judging was. Prajje should have been gone. I'm all for model inclusion, but to keep a level field how about a challenge where all models are "curvy"? This one would have been really interesting with that caveat.
Or just throw everything on Mimi, one after another. I'll wait.
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I think Rami's model being heavier was one reason why he ended up in the bottom. The judges seem to have unrecognized bias against the larger models.
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I can't believe there isn't more debate and/or outrage about the model size discrepancy in this head-to-head showdown.
In the first pairing, the first model has very distinctive back creases trapped under the suspenders in her nude back square, which the camera only shows for a split second. She's followed immediately by Mimi prancing in and dazzling everyone with the fluffy jacket. Mimi stop, turns, and looks over her shoulder on the way out, emphasizing another nude back. But I don't think "hey, no back flab," I just think, "ooh, pretty."
In the second pairing, Korto has bundled her stick-thin model into a heavy voluminous jacket with a pronounced peplum and little peek-a-boo flashes in front. Rami's model pooches out through his cage design. It was painful; I couldn't stop wincing. Switch 'em up and let's take another look.
In the third pairing, I expected Anna's diagonal jean yokes on the conventionally tall thin model to win over Kara Saun's plus size gladiator button strips. Was it that stupid lip chain? Or was it too obvious to choose the thin model design over the big model design three times in a row?
I'm just keenly frustrated because I think it's an unfair disadvantage. People come in all different shapes and sizes--the one that best showcases clothing designs on the runway is the coatrack model. There aren't any 5'2" models in the mix just to even out the statuesque numbers, even though most women aren't up around six feet tall.
Pfaaa.
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Due to what my dvr unapologetically referred to as 'Error,' I only caught the last runway model, plus the judging.
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?
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My abbreviated take on tonight's show is that the judges might try to be a little more objective and professional.
The male guest judge didn't need to be gushing about Korto's influence on the fashion world, as she stood next to her crappy doily-luggage strap bra and shiny handkerchief sarong. I guess he wanted to make sure she wouldn't be eliminated, and he succeeded.
Worse was Elaine shrieking out Kara Saun's name with such joy. It's not as though Kara Saun created such a showstopper that she left everyone else in the dust--Elaine just really likes her and was thrilled by her win. I would've entertained a bitter thought or two about that if I were Rami.
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On 7/14/2023 at 6:39 AM, pally said:
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on the losing team, my favorite was actually Anna's pants. The plaid worked well there and I loved the flare
Anna said she'd never worked with plaid--and then every last seam on those pants was PERFECTLY aligned. (Including the four-way intersection at the bottom of the crotch, which you could examine courtesy of the vag-cam stationed at the foot of the stairs.)
Impressive, Anna! More of that stepping up, please--show those mean girls.
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This show is so goofy and fake. Gorden and Joe dramatically sighing and shaking their heads at how Balcony Guy had screwed the South and Northeast teams with the "sweet" designation over "savory." THEY'RE APPLES. Pork chops and applesauce is the only classic pairing I can think of--certainly not warm apples poured over fish (ew) or scallops (ew!). On the other hand, you don't have to be a trained pastry chef to rustle up some kind of sugary crumble and whip some cream. Don't forget the cinnamon. Or go crazy--nutmeg! Done.
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Maybe the geographic teams are artificially gerrymandered, but since that's what the producers chose, would it have killed them to distribute different colored aprons?
{Sorry. I'm cranky from squinting at the delicate stitching on the apron bibs, trying to figure out who's on what team. You're pushing me, show.}
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21 hours ago, mlp said:
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I don't think the blonde woman who wants to cook healthy stuff will last long.
"I don't really see anyone doing a lot of healthy barbeque." Ha. My eyes rolled back so far, they fell behind the couch. Nice knowing you, Redshirt.
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4 hours ago, T Summer said:I just went to rewatch to hear Brittany's backstory because I didn't catch it, and the latest episode available on demand (on my cable) is Coronation Day :(
Brittany was on a plane when she had a serious, debilitating stroke. She used a Peloton stationary bike to help recover her mobility, which inspired her to start designing workout clothes. "Athleisure"?
I think she may have said she's now Peleton's chief designer, but at any rate, she discovered a field of design she loves and where she excels, so she credited the horrible circumstances of her stroke with leading her to her design path.
It was quite moving. She became very emotional when she talked about having to be gurneyed off the plane.
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Hey, Kayne and Korto! Did someone assign you a seat next to Brandon and Nina? Who the fuck do you think you are, cutting Anna down to size because you don't approve of her design?
That was all kinds of mean girl ugly. Their designs, for me, will now be somewhat tainted by that rush to eviscerate a colleague.
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For some reason, I'm thinking the outdoorsy venue and the imprecise nature of grilling will have Sunny turned up to Chaos 11.
i agree that she was very dignified on the Military Chopped episodes, so we know she can do it, but I'm not counting on that kind of self-discipline in a show named Brawl.
If I can handle Sunny, I'm looking forward to watching Anne. She won't want to match Sunny's volume--how's she going to manifest her leadership?
(I admire Anne. I think she must've had a tough time getting to where she is.)
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So Nina looks at an outfit with big stuffed dinosaur heads perched on each shoulder and says, "I looked at it and I couldn't find any toooooys." <eyeroll>
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The judging is whacky and unfathomable, same as every other year. None of the seven people standing at the end had the slightest idea whether they were a High Score or a Low Score.
I'm thinking you could've swapped the 'safe' people with the high/low people and the judges would've justified an entirely different result, presto chango, with equal conviction.
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The pandas looked more as though they were wearing saucy narrow red Zorro masks--not bleeding eyes, for cripe's sake!
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Uh-oh. Kerok just lost me, permanently.