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They must think you’re prepping for End Times

The barn is full of giant pods.

My on screen guide says it will be the premiere of ”Extreme Sisters.” Hard pass

In his case, it’s Pubescent Boyspreading.

The company he interviewed with didn’t automatically make him CEO

Thanks, I knew I had seen someone else have a consultation with Proctor, and it was driving me crazy.

I only want to see weight loss journeys that involve Dr. Now Why does she have to go to California for the surgery? Dr. Proctor, who did one of the Slaton sister’s weight loss surgery, is right in Georgia.

It’s the Roman version of the word... It sounds like a Roman Gladiator

She called it her “clitorius”

I hope we get a preview of the new D+ “Laundry Guy” show tonight. I’m fascinated by the “every stain has a story” premise. I wonder if Monica Lewinsky’s infamous blue dress will get an episode... (If it’s not obvious, I’m using my sarcasm font here, why on earth would TLC think THIS would be a compelling reason to subscribe to D+?) see y’all later for HEA! Bring your Femiclear!

That's why I thought it was so funny that the two prospective SWs were telling her that they had worked out the "D Schedule" between them. And did that schedule mean that Dimitri is expected to perform three times a day-EVERY day-on a schedule?

I saw a dirtier than usual Johnny Depp, too.

Just being picky, but I’m pretty sure doctors refer to scoliosis curves in “degrees” not percentages. I’m not sure what term the Browns use when talking about Ysabel.

A prospect not even relieved by death since Christine has to look forward to living on Planet Kody for eternity. I came here to suggest that maybe Ysabel doesn’t WANT her father to come to NJ for her surgery. She might be mortified by his exhausting, attention seeking behavior and would find more comfort dealing with the surgery with only her mother and Jersey relatives around.

Did watching that inspire your mother to serve huge quantities of fast food on TV trays as you all sat on the couch?

She’s smaller than her daughter!

She was disappointed that her hospital balloon contained nothing but air. FFS, that singing vagina commercial has been on three times! Why not Princess Toast?

That hair! All I can think of is

Why are we getting three two hour episodes of this hosebeast.

I just got someone’s giant Judge Judy rolling her eyes!

I want to change my screen name to “Joie de Hooha”

I was worried there for a minute

My daughter in Boston got Pfizer #1 yesterday and my husband and I are also Team Pfizer. My other daughter and her husband both got Moderna so we are hoping to have a family reunion by June. I hope it’s not a problem that we are mixing vaccines, j/k.

Arriving late to say TLC, you’ve outdone yourself! I didn’t think it was possible for you to subject us to a less likable Angela than on 90DF, but somehow you’ve succeeded

Wow, I thought that by now they'd have developed a shorter surgery. I myself have a moderate curve diagnosed in junior high 55 years ago. At the time the treatment was exercises (which did nothing) and having one shoe built up. I also had to sit with a book under my right butt cheek and will always remember a boy in class asking me when I was going to "hatch that book." We opted out of the enormous chin to thigh brace or surgery which also involved almost a year in a full body cast. I have to say that to this day, I have not had severe back pain even though my rib cage is quite twisted, so I guess I'm lucky.