MargeGunderson

Oh, from your mouth to God's ears. I would watch the hell out of that.

Yes, yes she is. Except in her mind it probably demonstrates how hot she is - she got her guy to dump his pregnant girlfriend for her!

I believe that Rob is depressed (and is not getting help for it), but what in the ever-loving fuckity fuck is Chyna's excuse for having a baby with him? She's either stupid, a fame whore or a gold digger (or all three at once). I think she's just an opportunist with no soul who brought a baby into the picture to keep the Kardashians on the hook. That's infinitely more shameful than being lazy, depressed and an entitled jackass.

Congrats, Raiders!

@bigskygirl, I agree with Arwen, it could be a UTI. My cats are both prone to having them and they act similarly to what your describing. My elderly girl Emma (20 years and counting) gets one about every six months. She's also arthritic so I give her Cosequin every night in her food (you can get it on Amazon, which is also a great place to buy puppy pads). If your girl has trouble getting into the litter box, you might try a low entry litter box - we have this one and it's been great for Emma.

Come on over! There are so many cookies. I'm afraid the snow has melted, though.

My people! Raisins are Satan's candy.

It feels like the holidays here! We got a few inches of snow (enough to shovel, not enough to blow), the gifts are wrapped and under the tree, the fireplace is blazing, and I have all of the ingredients for a massive cookie baking session tomorrow.

Her dignity, for one.

40% off on Urban Decay makeup setting sprays today on their website. Also, Temptalia lists holiday sales on the home page.

Gah, my eyes! They look like backup dancers from a Wham! video.

I want to know if anyone will dress up a la Steve the Pirate.

And there was a Cincinnati Strangler - thanks, Accused podcast!

Hillside Strangler (LA), Honolulu Strangler, sometimes the Night Stalker (Richard Ramirez) was also called the Night Strangler. In England their was the Suffolk Strangler. (Why yes, I am procrastinating. How did you guess?)

God forbid any of their children likes to read or is academically inclined and wants to be a scientist or computer programmer. That would just blow their minds.

I'm disappointed that he's wearing long sleeves tonight!

Ed Hochuli is my favorite ref. Such concise explanations.

I've never tried them. Are they drying?

Yum! I love a good gumbo. Did yours have okra?

Is that Kim holding Kylie with Rob? If so, she's unrecognizable. Everyone else looks at least somewhat the same. If not for process of elimination I wouldn't have guessed it was Kim.

I planned to make chicken pot pie with biscuit topping but seeing as I just ate a huge amount of toasted corn (aka corn nuts), I don't think that's going to happen.

I agree that it's true of real celebrities, but not these Z list chucklefucks. Catelynn, Tyler, Amber and Matt don't have anything better to do with their time than read tweets and respond to them. If they, I don't know, had real jobs or took care of their kids, they might not spend much time on it but between their lack of real responsibilities, self-esteem, and general immaturity, they seem to have all the time in the world for Twitter.

Now I know what I'm going to make this weekend - thanks, everyone!

I actually worked at Trader Joe's for a summer and people did do stuff like that. We took it back no matter the reason. That reminds me of my Trader Joe's pet peeve, which may be specific to my Trader Joe's store. If I don't check the expiration date on each fresh item (dairy, meats, produce, etc.) I inevitably end up with something that expires the following day or day after. It's generally pretty basic stuff (like milk or yogurt) so I'm surprised that it happens.

My caveat to that is horror movies with demonic kids. Give me a movie about the spawn of Satan and I will watch it.