Holy shit Mike Bummer! This is Jorge Moreno and that review was both Harsh and Hilarious. I actually laughed so much it made me cry.
Low blow on "they rather get the free drinks than watch my performance" though... dick... but admitingly, still funny.
Please come to my bar for some special Mojitos made by one of my other bartenders (that also really from Cuba) that was not fired.
All the best and please remember.. I am the great Jorge Moreno, i have a grammy and was discovered by Madonna, come and marvel at my magnificence!!! :) - JM
