snarkybelle

http://pagesix.com/2015/11/27/sonja-morgans-new-liquor-brand-sounds-a-lot-like-bethennys/ http://pagesix.com/2015/12/13/bethenny-frankel-ready-to-battle-over-sonja-morgans-booze-line/ http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/sonja-morgan-plans-open-restaurant-new-york-article-1.2485219 http://pagesix.com/2016/01/06/sonja-morgan-escapes-from-housewives-drama/ I'm not sure the Tipsy Girl has what it takes to battle the Skinnygirl.

http://www.people.com/article/luann-de-lesseps-will-be-getting-engaged-soon She got her retirement fund lined up with her new rich man.

In my headcanon, Emma takes out her heart and sucks his soul into her heart. I mean, her love for Killian is already in her heart, right? This is after they find the right ingredient, spell, or undergone some quest that Hades puts before them to allow this. Then she travels back to the real world and takes out her heart with Killian's soul and uses mojo to put his soul back in his dead (still sexy) body. Then poof he wakes up and they share a kiss and get married and make beautiful babies and live happily ever after. This was ripped off of Supernatural when Dean travels out of purgatory and puts his vampire friend, Benny, in his arm. But I still would like to read the fanfic version of this. Any takers?

It would have been more interesting to have him as a non-magic person for 5b and have him struggle between choosing Belle & their new family or choosing magic/ evil. He has enough knowledge to somehow gain magical power or at least utilize the magic objects in his shop. It's not like he's completely helpless. That would have been character development or at least something new.

Henry's the author and they still haven't figured out that anything connected with Merlin is bad news. I wouldn't be so proud of the "author" title if I were him. Little Green Bean and Neal "the do over" baby may have issues with their parents in the far future when they hear from Henry's stories that they were left behind to go on some adventure to rescue Uncle Killian. This will just be the start of more relationship issues to come. But I understand why they won't let Emma go alone. I mean she did sacrifice herself for them. It's the least they can do especially after the way they've treated her. Hopefully the writers will address the dysfunctional relationships with some heartfelt conversations.

Oh I like this theory. So if someone gets marked, they get dragged to the UW with Hook. A soul for a soul. That's why the gang is there in the UW or did they come along to rescue Killian? That's the accepted theory that they are part of the cavalry to rescue Killian, albeit an ineffectual one, but what if they got dragged there by the fury. And the fury's like "Haha bitches! You didn't get rid of me with that Guardians of the Galaxy crap!" I know there was a scene with Gold and Emma opening up a portal with Gold's blood. So maybe Emma and Gold are going to rescue everyone.

He once compared Emma to a dried up, useless bean with no hope, magic or possibility. It was quite the temper tantrum considering he had just met her. That always told me he had feelings for her way back then. He was asking her to trust him in S2 but there was no basis for that trust so I could see why she wouldn't trust him. Now after he did everything he could to build that trust and she broke it, it isn't out of character for Dark Hook to want to hurt her feelings in retribution so season 2 and season 5 are Captain Swan/ Dark Swan parallels. Also he helped restore the magic bean at Lake Nostos just like he helped restore Emma's magic plenty of times. Now that's cool storytelling. Emma/ Magic bean . Maybe that's why she wears beanies?

They really are self-centered jerks with short term memory. Maybe all those memory wipes aren't good for the brain. And they were ineffectual. Charming never got the magic mushroom. MM only wanted to prove she was right but then spilled the beans to Arthur who made things worse for them. All their failures led Killian to being nicked by the sword. Trust Zelena? Shakes head. Whenever Emma gets dumped on by her family, I think back to the scene from Lost when Sawyer tells Jack that he met his father at a bar, three sheets to the wind and his father almost called Jack to apologize and tell him he was wrong. It was one of the most moving scenes from the show and I always get a tear from watching that. Anyway, Sawyer says to Jack, "Kids are like dogs. Knock them around long enough and they'll believe they did something to deserve it." I think Emma has been knocked around too many times that she feels like she deserves this. She doesn't. She realized she never was nothing, that she deserves her happiness. She needs to tell these incompetent so called heroes they will never understand her until they walked a mile in her shoes and make them realize how wrong they are to treat her so shabbily.

Now I know why Killian’s Dark One hair looks so sexy on him – it’s the hair he would get after sweaty, unbelievably orgasmic marathon sex with Emma. Revenge for cutting off his hand = Rumple’s hand Revenge for crushing Milah’s heart = Rumple’s heart Revenge for filling Emma with darkness = Rumple’s head Which means he still loves Emma despite what he says to Emma. Despite what he says, he still frees her from Merida to get the Dreamcatchers. I like that Belle still held off her relationship from Rumpel because it’s not fair he gets a shiny brand new heart without paying the price for his past actions. She needs to get to know him as a man, not as the Dark One. I hope they don’t punish Emma and Killian once they get the darkness out of them because of the sacrifices they made. Also, thoughts on Henry – if what Emma did is the worst thing that ever happened to him then good for him. If he ever had Emma’s life, he’d be a basket case. Emma’s family sucks. Whenever she opens her heart, she winds up getting it crushed. She had darkness in her, she did them a favor by pushing them away. They'd probably make her go sit in the corner if she came to them for help. Zelena’s one liners are awesome. Since Buffy is being mentioned so much, where’s Cordelia? I think Zelena could fulfill the Spike/Cordelia role quite well and has done in her scenes with Regina. Someone who could put a broader perspective on the situation, be the voice of reason/audience, who could tell these fairytale characters in a snarky, honest, yet somewhat mean way what the motivations behind their stupid actions are. I think she'd be a great member of the Scooby gang while she breastfeeds and changes diapers. If MM can do it, why not her? And then Granny can babysit.

That's interesting. Maybe it's Regina's idea. Kill 2 birds with one stone (or sword).

Emma should trust her parent to mess things up. That's all. I am just so mad at Mary Margaret for being so negative about Emma. Not so mad at David, however he should speak up.

I think in Neverland Snow gave up trying to be Emma's mother. She never made good on her promise - "You were an orphan, it's my job to change that." In that scene, Emma apologized for admitting she felt like an orphan, feeling the despair of not having anyone who loves her, feeling like a lost girl. I think that's when Snow decided to have her do-over baby(Ginny's pregnancy helped with that plot). It was too late for Emma to have a mother so she wanted to make it up to herself by having another child. In a way, Regina and Snow are similar in that they mostly think about themselves which is why they are in so many scenes together.

When Emma whisked Killian to the field of Middlemist flowers, did she leave behind the Dark One dagger with her name on it and just took the broken sword? I'm just wondering when the "If your name is on something, hold on to it" line comes in. Her parents and Regina didn't want her to take that final step into the Darkness to save Killian. Regina is always quick to use the dagger on Emma. It's like an addicting drug.

WTH The writers are really doing a number on the relationship between Mary Margaret and Emma. It seems MM has no faith in her daughter whatsoever after the comment, “There might not be any Emma, not anymore.” They seem to want MM to build a better relationship with the woman that called her a cockroach few episodes back rather than her daughter. MM was the first one to try to use the dagger on Emma to stop her from killing Merida - she doesn’t believe Emma can overcome the darkness. Then Regina forcing her to tell the truth to tear down her walls but then she says, “It’s not my fault that it’s painful.” Uhm, yes it is. It’s her fault she grew up an unwanted orphan who built walls to keep from being hurt. Bagelfire just put the nail in it. It was interesting when Zelena asked Emma who should be killed, her boyfriend or her father. I think Zelena has observed enough of their family dynamics to see that Emma cares about those two the most out of the Excalibur retrieval team. Arthur ordered Merlin to kill her mother but he hasn’t spent enough time with them to understand their relationships. I hope 5b explores why their relationship has soured, especially how MM feels toward Emma. Why was Charming the one who was angry that he felt helpless when it came to helping Emma.

He's shady. He's hot. Hope he sticks around. Emma said something interesting to Zelena, "You're the only one around who has wielded Merlin's magic and lived to tell about it." Was she just puffing her up so she could be more amenable to working with her? Because Regina used Merlin's wand on Emma's baby blanket and she's still alive. Anyone who uses Merlin's magic has something bad happen to them? He probably puts curses on the magical objects he creates. That's my speculation.