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Coyotes would make short work of any of those pomeranians. They'd be dinner for a coyote in a flash. In fact, a Maine c*** most likely could spot any of the poms 10 pounds or so.

Oh, I got no end of enjoyment watching the light slowly dawn on Teddi that Dorit is maybe, just perhaps a tad, a teeny bit obsessed on the subject of Lisa Rinna and not a very nice person. And that all of Dorit's protests to the contrary, whatever shit went down between them is still first and foremost for her. She insists to all and sundry (but not to Lisa's face) that Lisa is a schizophrenic, a pill addict and probably kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. Dorit couldn't have just been on a shot or two of tequila at Kyle's. Oh no. She came to that party loaded. She gave everyone around her shit about everything. It got so bad that even PK (who has the observational acuity of a brick wall) told her to calm her tits. She bitched out LVP at the photo shoot. What was that about? She needed to have her glam squad or nothing? From some of the looks they've ginned up for her, she might want to audition some new squad members. OK. I don't like her. I never have. Letting my freak flag fly.

And they (Birkins) cost like a car, too. Not joking. I've seen them on re-sale sites in exotic leathers for $50,000 and up.

She had a truck of some sort. But it was so cold that the engine block froze and she couldn't get it to start when she was trying to get away from the bad guys. Spitballing here, but she could have had the bear trap in her barn, because bears. Loved that she doused the lead bad guy with gas and then shot him with the flare gun. Poof! Burning Man.

Having a cat won't necessarily do the trick. When I had my rat issue, the momma rat had come up from underneath the house (in CA we don't have basements, just crawl spaces and the rat crawled up a sink drainpipe) and left evidence on the TP under the sink. So, I had the exterminator set a trap, which caught Momma Rat. A few days later, the babies (2 of them) came out into the house, looking for Mom. My cats watched me chase after the babies--to their great amusement--until I caught and killed both of them. Obviously, I'm feeding them too much. If it wasn't for the coyotes, I'd heave them outside to fend for themselves. JK.

You can tell if you have rats rather than mice by the size of the poop. Don't ask me how I know that. I just do.

PK must have been raised in a prison if he thinks Dorit's cooking is 'brilliant'. Either that or brilliant means something entirely other than I've been led to believe it does. And who spends nearly $19,000 on service for 4? I'll tell you who. Posers. Each dish coming in its own orange Hermes box was just too, too precious. Dear Lord, I loathe these two. They're irredeemable.

Oh yes. This is the one who insisted on buying a house she could 'put her own stamp on.' I hate that phrase. What makes her think that her taste is that special that she has to put it on display for the entire world to see? But you ain't all that and a bag of chips. They wound up buying a completely turnkey house, so there was nothing whatsoever for her to do. Hee.

Happy to realize that my hate for Dorit has survived to the new season. I loathe her and that fat, sweaty mess of a husband of hers. Still trying to figure out why they would spend any money to reno a rental. But that's just me, I guess. They're both unbearable posers. She with her catalog of accents, traveling glam squad (to quote Dolly Parton--'it takes a lot of money to look this cheap') and piles of fake hair. And him with no real visible means of support and lawsuits up the wazoo that he's defending against. And why is Kim Richards Kyle's responsibility to the extent that Harry Hamlin stalked Kyle on a hiking path and essentially threatened her? Kim isn't Kyle's dependent or her responsibility. She's a grown-ass adult who makes her own decisions, poor as they may be. He clearly has something to hide. What he did goes beyond defending Lisa, who is (or was) ostensibly Kyle's long-time friend.

Save me a seat. At both those tables. Stassi, in particular, is an objectively terrible person. I don't so much mind Scheana. Yes, she's vapid and self-absorbed, but all of them are.

That was Pete's sister, not his girlfriend. Not that it matters, she's dead either way. Who was that troll with the glasses? He's really bad.

Tonight's show? Arrghhh! Silver Lake couple who lived in an 1100 square foot place with their 1 year-old. Stated purpose of the house hunt was to get a bigger place, so the kid would have his own room. Idiot wife says she wants a house of 1000 square feet or less because she she doesn't want to take care of too much house. They bought a 768 square foot house. So, the new house that they bought to have more space, is actually over 30% smaller than their current place. Why?

Apropos of nothing to do with this episode, Mr. Kaplan (or rather the actor who played her) resurfaced on this week's episode of Bull on CBS.

OK, I didn't...hate it. And I was a huge fan of the original version of Dynasty. This version is like a mash up of Dynasty and Gossip Girl. I wasn't prepared to like it at all, given the reviews, but I'm pleasantly surprised. Will give it a chance next week.

And this is my shocked face. Of course Jeff is a sellout. It's his stock in trade.

I've said this about a gazillion times before (as has just about everyone else here), but why oh why do certain people expect others to play their game for them? Jason has finally woken up and realized that throwing his real friend in the game, Kevin, under the bus in favor of Matt--who has said maybe 2 words to him in over 68 days--just because that's what Alex wants him to do, or Paul wants him to do, or Christmas wants him to do... I can't even. If Alex wants to backdoor Kevin, then let Alex win HOH and POV and let her backdoor Kevin. Until, girl, shut yer yap and play the game. Jason knows he's not making it to jury (at least, I think that light has finally dawned) so what does he care if he makes an enemy or two or three on the Jury? I mean, what earthly difference does it make.

I want Paul taken down so hard that it leaves marks. Painful ones that take weeks to heal. If possible, I hate him more this go round than the last one. Bleccch!

I disagree. Like Cody pointed out when they were talking, there' no money difference between #3 and #11 finish. Assuming she was the target (which she was fairly certain she was not) if she went to Jury, she'd have $5000, plus her stipend for making it to Jury. Realistically, she knows there's no way she's either going to win or come in 2nd. Why not take the 5K and go after a sure thing? I would have done the same. Matt, OTOH, is an idiot. He had the veto and used it on someone else. Shades of Marcellus!

Team No One. I actively hate all these people. And I hate that I have nobody to root for. I want to bag this season. But I can't seem to quit this damned show.

Leatherface Zippermask in the basement, FTW!

How in this world is Josh still allowed to remain in the house? When he picked up those pans and began banging them together again, it occurred to me that he was thisclose to smacking them in Mark's face or on Mark's face or on his body someplace. Josh is seriously unhinged. And being stuck in an overheated environment, 24/7 where everything is fueled by paranoia for someone who is borderline intelligent is just a bad combination of circumstances. IMO, he's dangerous and really needs to be removed. Not joking around here. YMMV, as always.

How did Jason pass the psych eval? There's something seriously off with him, I'm not gonna lie. This goes beyond keeping someone in the house for drah-ma. If I was stuck in a confined space with him for any period of time, I'd be hiding out and walking on eggshells around him. No bueno.

Re: Josh. That boy ain't right in the head. Bi-polar? Psychotic? Just everyday mentally challenged? Something ain't right with him.

Now, here's what I think would have been a most excellent twist. And one that I (at least) was fervently hoping for. The House challenger would either win the challenge, in which case, Cody would go home. Or, if the House challenger lost, he (or she) would be evicted. In this case, Paul would have been evicted, because he lost the challenge. Sort of a Eat or Be Eaten thing. Two cannibals on a desert island. Now, that I would watch with glee. This was just boring and the stakes were too low. Meh.

The makeup job on that horrid woman who was still dressing her 35 year-old daughter? Overtanned. Fluorescent pale pink lips with dark liner. Eyes lined like Cleopatra with white shadow beneath and hot pink on the lids to the brow bone. And the clothes! Don't get me started. But she and her daughter thought she was the shizz. Go figure. Other than clinkers like her, I quite enjoy the UK version. There doesn't appear to be any conflict between the consultants (although Zoe is rather chirpy) and the dresses are so reasonably priced. There seem to be a couple a dresses that show up at least once in every episode, like that one from Dando London with the illusion back and sides. The Kleinfeld's version is still my fave, tho.