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I think you missed some obviously over-enthusiastic sarcasm there!

I love this idea. They need to tweak the format so that it's not ALL vapid nonsense, and this would be a good way to do it. I mean, does every new person automatically get a date card? For example what about a guy like Jonathan, I don't like the guy but he's been there since the beginning and just has to sit around and watch while a new person arrives to ask out the girl he's been "starting a relationship" with? It would make the show a lot more entertaining to watch if there was a rhyme or reason to things like that.

Totally agree by the way! At this point I'm just trying to think of how ANYONE in this universe could be revealed as Charles/A and have it make any sense.

Does this make any sense? These are all just total guesses but I think Sarah could end up being Charles/A. Apologies in advance for the pronouns, but I'll refer to Charles as "he" and Sarah as "she" for the sake of knowing who I'm referring to Sarah is first seen huddling up in the Dollhouse, but she was actually hiding from the girls, not Charles/A Sarah suddenly cuts her hair short, but she actually had short hair all along and was wearing one of her Ali wigs Sarah talks about her parents, but we have never seen them or have any evidence they exist Right as Emily was about to touch her neck to see if she had a microchip, she turned around and started making out. This is because she has no microchip, and it was her way to distract Emily before she found out. Besides, does she even know Emily is a lesbian? Or does she only know because she's been stalking her for the past several years, knows she's into girls, and especially knows that she's into Ali AKA Sarah's obsession? Sarah very conveniently left psycho-girlfriend-Emily's house on Charles' birthday, which I believe was the first time the girls have encountered Charles/A since the Dollhouse I think they could retrofit this to work. Check it out - Charles was born a boy, but ended up identifying as a girl. That freaked out Mr. D so he sent Charles to Radley, Mrs. D felt horrible about it and had enough sympathy to still care for Charles and visit him and let him come out sometimes (as cousin Freddy) for visits with his brother and sister. But Radley turned Charles into a nut by some super shady means, his rage against his family turned to obsession against Ali (the daughter in the family who was allowed to live as a girl). Somehow yada yada yada he becomes a computer/spying evil genius, escapes from Radley, and tortures the girls/transitions into Sarah from an underground bunker for 3 years. Sarah's "concerned friends" (Claire and co.) were somehow the A Team all along. Obviously this show is so batshit crazy that I am not sure if all of those things fit together. I probably forgot/missed some things that make this all fall apart, so feel free to correct me haha. But it's just insane enough to work, AND it would make all of the "A has a soul!"/"You'll end up feeling sorry for A in the end" stuff make sense.