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  1. I'm sticking around, because once I commit to a show, I commit for life. Damn you, Kardashians! And Bill, since you cut off Rebecca Traister to go to New Rules because she was "making your head explode," let me break down her logic for you. Prepare to have your whole belief system that Islamic Fundamentalism is the core of all evil be destroyed. Rebecca was pointing out that there is terrorism other than Islamic Fundamentalist terrorism in this world. There is also gun violence terrorism and domestic violence terrorism. The common denominator of terrorism is not Islam; it is aggrieve
  2. My election night dinner party in 2004 definitely went sideways when W. started collecting the electoral votes. I basically abandoned ship, told my guests they were on their own, and was ranting and raving while refreshing web pages looking for hope. My then-fiancee put me on news blackout for 3 days after that heartbreaking disappointment. This year, with the horrifying possibility of Trump winning, I'm taking a different approach. As a Canadian, I'm feeling extremely powerless and terrified about the possibility of him winning, so I booked a trip to Bali and am leaving late on Tuesday n
  3. So, Brian Williams just reminded viewers that all of these allegations of sexual harassment/assault against Trump are of a "he said/she said" nature. Fuck you, Brian Williams! Fuck you!
  4. Well, I think it's pretty obvious that Josh's entire run in Paradise was a big "fuck you" to Andi. Nothing more, nothing less. There's no way a controlling asshole like Josh was not going to respond to her book. And I'd bet my life that he read that book, cover to cover, more than once. Unfortunately for him, he didn't do damage control and only confirmed the worst of what she wrote about him. And took it to the next level with all the sweating and moaning, which weren't even in the book. However, Josh and the baby dragon are perfectly matched: two self-centered dullards, twu wuv forevah. I ho
  5. Lavenderpenguin, where in the hell were you for the first 20 years of my dating life? This should be embroidered on throw pillows and given to every girl on her 13th birthday.
  6. Tonight's show was soooooo depressing. I was hoping the catfishing humiliation humbled Meri a little, but nope, she's still the same miserable, manipulative bitch. Janelle should run away from this reconciliation. Bad idea all around. There's nothing in it for Janelle and I think Meri just wants an ally. Very sad to see Mykelti dropping out of school to work in a pawn shop. No way she needs to take that route to growing up. She might have well have stayed in Vegas and found a job as a receptionist in a brothel. No good will come out of her new career direction. She will not be meeting peo
  7. Nice catch. Unfortunately, (or maybe fortunately), I couldn't understand a single word that Corey (or is it Korey now?) said the entire episode, so it's nice to read the translation here on the boards. Totally forgot about Kourtney banging the Biebs. I kept waiting for the Botched docs to show up during tonight's episode. First, wtf was up with Khloe's ass during that scene on Kris's patio? It looked like she was wearing a loaded diaper. And Faye Resnick's face looked like it was melting. Literally. I wish Kourtney would have turned her keepin' it real rudeness away from Faye's decorating
  8. This episode really gave me the sads. I really hoped for so much more for Maddie. Whatever happened to her dream of becoming a lawyer? Instead she's moving to some shithole little house so she can maintain the illusion that she's preserving her hymen until marriage. When it was pretty obvious she busted it out on a quadding trail somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Maddie should be going to school, getting some therapy for her Daddy issues, traveling, and figuring out who she is. This marriage is a very bad idea. Loved Kody's hug, too. His head was turned away and he was essentially huggi
  9. I'm no biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure that if you die by overdose in a whorehouse, Jesus is not greeting you at the pearly gates. When Lamar was talking about dreaming about people who had passed while in his coma, but no Jesus, my guess was he saw his sleazy friend Jamie and Hitler. And what was all the crazy talk about God answering everyone's prayers and saving Lamar? I guess God let a few innocent kids with leukemia die so that he could focus his energies on Lamar. And Lamar does not have one fuck to give about any of it. He's just biding his time in house arrest before he goes out
  10. I'm with you here; the whole cameras at breakfast makes things really sleazy. I liked things better in the old days, where the camera faded out at night and we were left to imagine what happened. In my mind, the night was followed with a Silkwood shower and perhaps some cleansing prayer before going to the next Fantasy Suite. Now, the only thing I imagined was Ben stopping and washing his manwich in the lobby restroom sink before taking his sloppy seconds and thirds on to the next lady. Gross.
  11. Caila may not have Ben, or any discernible personality, but she has my undying worship of her hair. How she maintains smooth, bouncy, shiny hair in that climate is truly a wonder. Obviously Little Ben started making the decisions once Jojo's breast implants came out to play. I also noticed the boner in the waterfalls. I'm trying to decide whether Ben's a complete idiot, a cad, or a masterful sociopath. Whoever "wins" should run for the hills after seeing tonight's episode. Any grown man who voices every emotion he gets without considering the ramifications should not be dating, or even out
  12. For all the talk about how the Kardashian-West kids only dress in high fashion, I have the exact same shirt that Saint is wearing. Bought it at Old Navy. That is all. Edited to add that, like North, I also have several pairs of Doc Martens. Either I should be concerned that I'm dressing like Kim's kids or they should be concerned that they're dressing their kids in the same style as a middle-aged Canadian lady.
  13. Whoa, I can't believe Ben wasn't more shell-shocked after the visit to Jojo's house. First of all, the McMansion with the hotel furnishings. Wtf was that? And her mother's face was giving me nightmares. It was the worst combination of botox, fillers, and implants I've ever seen. She couldn't even close her joker mouth. Other than that, these hometown dates were pretty typical. Standard questions, then acceptance of the random Bachelor dating their daughters. Zzzzzzz......
  14. Blah, this episode was super boring. The McDonald's carnival date was basically my worst nightmare. After eating that garbage, I would have spent the rest of the night in a Port-O-Potty with raging diarrhea and a pounding headache. I did, however, discover a new red flag to watch for while dating: it is a very bad sign if a guy says he's always wanted to go behind the counter at McDonald's. Just no. Can't wait for next week. Looks like Amanda's brats effectively cock-block her attempts at getting further with Ben. And not a moment too soon. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and at ti
  15. Ben H. is somehow morphing into a great Bachelor. I didn't see this coming. Of course I'm still distracted by his moley face, but that's nothing that some apple cider vinegar can't fix. Lauren B. totally sold me on her father. They should line him up to be the next Bachelor. No wonder she seems so mentally balanced, especially compared to the crew of nutbars in that house. I realize that the burden of cankles and ugly toes can cause a great deal of distress, but Olivia was treading into tin hat territory with all the "signs" she was picking up on from Ben. For the first time in franchise
  16. These people are horrible human beings. Kylie was actually on her phone while the rest of the family was trying to manage the Scott-in-duress situation. And then Kim criticizing Reign's shirt? Wtf? Who cares what a baby is wearing around the house. Nothing was more apt than a plastic surgeon giving them their genetic testing results. I bet plastic surgeons handle all their medical needs. Dr. Nassif should have taken a look at whatever is happening under Kris's eyes. Corey, Kylie, and Kim are all really slow. But Khloe's in good company, considering she didn't know that your genetics do
  17. I immediately thought this: handsome, educated, sporty, tall man who grew up in an intact family with loving parents. Why would he feel unlovable? He can't have herpes, since the show screens for that. The only other possibility is that he has a micropenis. Not that I've ever had any experience with this EXACT scenario. ;-)
  18. Okay, the twins look like aliens to me. The dentist looks like Caitlyn Jenner and Olivia looks like a busted Cameron Diaz. Something looks wonky with Jubilee's boobs (not the tattoo), but I'm too lazy to look for a pic. I'm glad that the Ginger Red Velvet is gone. She was trash-talking the flight attendant with Lace. When Lace said that her boobs were bigger so her twinsy dress looked better, Ginger was all smiles. Bitches. I really hate small town values. Boring. I'm all about big city values: having progressive beliefs, going out to restaurants and art galleries, taking public transp
  19. Well, I watched the entire season, and the whole spectacle has really confirmed what I hated about Caitlyn on KUWTK. I think she uses people and takes no initiative or responsibility for the relationships in her life. Transitioning has changed nothing. She totally used her first wife to support her while training for the Olympics, then unceremoniously dumped her and their two small children when she achieved fame and fortune. She then moved on to Linda Thompson, who she walked out on, leaving two small children behind once again. When she met Kris, her finances were a shambles and Kris basical
  20. This. I was never a fan of Tenley because I honestly didn't believe a human being could be that sweet. But she really is. And she's also wise, what with her decision to dump Josh, but in the kindest way possible, and her good advice to Ashley I. The little bitch inside of me is hoping that Kipton was watching all this with a screaming baby and the bloom off the rose of his new relationship and regretting the way he hurt Tenley. I really wish her the best, and I never, ever feel that way about the famehos on this show.
  21. Okay, I just figured out that Jade is no wild stallion. A wild stallion doesn't have a Pinterest wedding page. Obviously, her father and brother think "wild stallion" means "showing yer titties and cooter on the interwebs." As opposed to things like traveling the world alone, going into a non-traditional career, renouncing marriage and kids, etc. Was surprised to hear that Nick and Samantha are still together. A relationship based on a man thinking a woman is hot will never last. I wonder if Samantha has ever realized that the only compliments she ever gets are about her appearance, and ne
  22. If next week's episode starts with Jared hanging a bloody sheet out the window, I'm done with this show. Of course if the rest of the episode consists of Nick and Jacklyn in an all-out war over how he "stole" the $250K from her mean girl bestie, I'm totally back in. Because my love of drama always wins out over retaining the last shred of my self-respect.
  23. If Samantha's antics on the show tonight didn't expose her as the ultimate drama queen and liar, I don't know what will. They should have told her that if she didn't want to be on the same stage as the idiot co-host, then she could go home. Bitch would have changed her tune really quickly to get on tv. Also, I'm pretty sure that all her magical powers came from her alien blue contact lenses because she wasn't wearing them tonight and she wasn't bewitching anyone. I wish they would have called her out on her lie about being friends with Jueblia by showing "proof of vacation" and then played the
  24. This show read like a PSA to me: If a man only compliments your appearance, calls you trophy wife material, equates you with a carcass hanging on his wall, and says he's in love with you after some text messages and one date, major red flags. When you try to cool things off and his immediate response is veiled threats interspersed with bouts of begging to give him another chance, red flag. If he assumes that any interest you showed via text messages translates into being owned by him forever and not having the prerogative to change your mind at any time, for any reason, red flag. If a man take
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