Ugh....Piper.
I try to like Piper, but all I see is wasted potential. A great central character story ruined by shoddy casting. No offense to Ms. Schilling; I just don't think she was cut for such a faceted role. I'll explain.
----(SPOILERS: Please do not read unless you have completed Season 3)-----
Take a deep thought about Piper and her character. Her transition is possibly as huge as Sophia's.
Unlike most of the prisoners, Piper was born as a spoiled little WASP rich girl. Rasied by a domineering mother, she never had a chance to bloom and find her inner self. Deep down Piper has the skills and drive to be something BIG, and the natural-born business sense to back it. At times this "true Piper" would peek in throughout the series....like when she was convincing Polly to start their candle business together. But therein lies Piper's weakness - she's never been able to do anything for herself; much like she had admitted many times - most noteably in her speech when confronting the handicapped thug-wannabe girl in the bathroom for the scared straight program in Season 1. Piper always relied on others to get her through and make her decisions. Be it her mother, Larry, Polly, Alex, Stella....she's admitted it pleanty of times - Piper can not (and has never been) alone. She's never taken control of her life by herself; she's never fully been an ADULT.
Season 3's turning point could have been HUGE. When she learns Stella is stealing, she uses the manipulation skills first ingrained upon her by her mother, and now honed razor-sharp by the prison system, Piper has made her choice. She doesn't need her panty business for financial reasons - she needs it for her own inner growth. And when she turns in Stella - she's made her decision...Piper is about to live for Piper. She doesn't NEED anyone as a crutch. And this time nobody will stand in the way of her ambitions. Not Polly, not Larry, Not her mother, not Flaca, not Stella, not her brother's non-bisexual panty-idea-stealing wife, - NOBODY.
Unfortunately, all this is lost. Put in the hands of the right actress - this whole story arc of growth could have been powerful. Instead, Schilling's portrayal and goofy facial gestures/delivery lands the whole thing as awkward. Awkward was good (and believeable!) in a Season 1 Piper just starting her journey, but at this point- it's just wasted. Schilling just can't play it off.
Seriously, imagine that horrible Godfather-panty speech she gave while recruiting the panty girls. Think about how cringe-worthy, cheesy, and awkward it was.
Now, imagine the exact same speech.....but this time, given by Red.
......and now you know where Piper's development could have gone. Schilling just isn't able to pull it off. A beautiful take on self-discovery, growth, and independance....utterly lost. Nothing more than a comical footnote.
Thank goodness for the rest of the cast. They saved this show.