CoyoteBlue

I don't think they realize that it's not about finding a new boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance; it's about learning to get past the current ex. So WhoTF cares if people are making out? Trust me, no one is going to have to worry about getting an invite to anyone's wedding from the humpty-times that are going on here. The one I really feel sorry for is the couple, since he seems a real dick and she'll never escape him if she can't even try now.

Today was horrible. That woman is a paranoid schizophrenic! She needs to be committed and medicated, not gently jollied along to eventually see logic and sense. I agree the dad needs to take the children and leave her. That can't be a healthy environment for those kids.

Dan seemed to say that they are just separated, not completely divorced. He's probably not expecting naked breakfast encounters with new men in her life just yet. I do think she could have managed to explain that the reason she's wearing a towel is because Lucifer broke in while she was in the shower and she thought he was an intruder. I mean, explaining that Lucifer is crazy and has no boundaries would not be a new concept for Dan. :)

Listening to them talk about the day she got picked up by the cops convinced me they're crazy and constantly reimagining situations. What I got out of the things they let slip is that teen mom was found on the street in pajamas on a school day. "The cops asked my age immediately, isn't that suspect?" Er, no, not in the middle of a school day.It's called truancy, dear. "I wanted to stay at home with my child" (probably because she's hung over) is not a valid excuse for skipping school.If that's any indication of their storytelling...

I didn't get this either. Brother comes in, locks the inside deadbolt and collapses. Unless he managed to swallow the key, how can the pre-teen little brother not know how to unlock the deadbolt on his own front door? I can buy him not being able to move his brother's dead weight out of the way, but the paramedics might have.

For a moment, I was afraid Toby was sabotaging himself and had some one-night stand in there and Happy would find out eventually and DRAMA! I prefer this outcome.

Yes, and that's where they got the tires from, iirc. The fact that Sly and Ralph stopped to help one person who was not even in danger, just unable to leave her car? YOU ARE UNDER THE GUN TO SAVE AN ENTIRE CITY. GO! She'll keep! Also, once you waste all that time helping her, at least get the husband to do the insane driving to the station and then everyone can actually drive back, rather than make them WALK HOME. I just didn't get that at all.

Raj has always been such a douchebag with women. I'd rather see Stuart in a long-term relationship than Raj, because Stuart would actually respect and appreciate a girlfriend. Raj would just eventually be a selfish sexist dick to her.

Seriously, I've been cringing about how she handled that guy from the beginning. Not respecting her personal space, following her into restricted areas, not listening to her when she told him to leave..and she just thinks he's a harmless accident-prone guy. In that elevator, i would probably fake needing to get off after him and if he didn't leave on "his" floor, ask the other people in the elevator to escort me to a security station. Instead she went for the "isolate myself" option.

Yeah, JJ seemed really hung up on what he paid and the fact that it was so much less that KBB. It was fairly clear that he bought it in shitty shape and then put a lot of money and sweat equity into getting it up to snuff, so that its value did go from $600 to a couple thousand. It's not fair to penalize him for that.

"Mazikeen", actually, although apparently they decided to give her a cutesy nickname. Along with butchering everything else about her character. Like they couldn't even give her the mask? The idea of Mazikeen "sassing" Lucifer? Ugh. But I'm still kinda charmed by Lucifer, on his own merits and disregarding the comic version.

As soon as I no longer have to worry about maintaining a "professional appearance", I'm going to have brightly colored hair 'til the end of my days. It's such a fun, harmless way to express yourself. I think more parents should let their kids color their hair crazy because hair grows out and dye washes out and other forms of rebellion aren't always as reversible. :) [My pre-teen nephews sported green fauxhawks during soccer season, and I'm sure my brother suggested it!]

Maybe it's a Welsh thing. Like Peter Wingfield as Highlander's Methos or Gareth David-Lloyd's Ianto Jones. :)

I forget who did the halibut, but when he got a whole fish, I thought "Well, there you go. How lucky. Cook it whole, score it to make it easier to rip into and voila!" and yet we got tidy little fillets.

I'm still stuck on the ridiculousness of that bus fire. What, were they just waiting around for Fire to show up before they tried to break out a window? Was this bus even legal if it didn't have pop-out windows for emergency exits? This wasn't a high-rise, they could have kicked out a window and jumped the 6 feet to the ground by the time help arrived. Still don't care about Chili's self-destruction. Casey can always go on social media and out the Alderman for pocketing the shelter money. Normally, that's the kind of righteous justice they'd serve at House 51 (the stupid, not-well-thought-out kind that will get upper management on their ass),

Then you have never watched Dr Phil or Judge Judy (or worse). Trust me, it happens. I too love Mr. Beghe, but yeah, they have to cut down on the shaky-cam when he's being intense because between his head bobbing and the camera moving, it's really disconcerting.

Yeah, I think they really missed the chance to up the drah-mah with tornado sirens. Especially downtown - that shit is eerie as hell with the echoes off the tall buildings. And Gabby, you are not going to starve if someone ate the last bag of chips. Even if a tornado hit their neighborhood, they could just scoot over to the next neighborhood/town/suburb to get more food after the hour or two a tornado watch lasts. I do think the parents who decided to sit out the tornado watch on the top floor deserved the ass-kicking they got. While my neighbors and I's first reaction is to go outside and see what the sky looks like, I also gather up the cats, my laptop, and my Kindle and hang out in the basement just in case until the front passes. Maybe they just moved from Hollywood, too, considering their dumbass kid was riding around in the tornado on his bike.

Wow, that was the briefest disaster ep ever. The tornado was almost an afterthought. I know there's not a lot in the way of natural disasters to milk in Chicago proper, because generally tornadoes divert north or south around the city, but I'll let it slide because the greater Chicagoland area is prone to them. I thought the kid said he biked home from school? There's no way a school around here would let the kids leave during a tornado watch and he would have had to leave during to get the Shard of Imminent Heroic Paralysis during the high winds. Poor kid brought the cavalry and still lost his dad. Chili is just... don't care about her drama. Otis and Gabby was fun and didn't make me want to strangle Gabby for a change. I have to think the lack of pornstache and "that weird thing on your chin" will help the poor guy. Casey and Hermann's little moment was nice.

On the other hand, Bobbi is portrayed as the only one of the three that's consistently competent. She's not just mooning over Richard.

"Wesley loves big bright flavors and 'not cooking' fish — meaning he has an affinity for crudo." Dear god, who would want to eat raw fish from a guy who works that sloppy and gross? You know you're lucky if his fingers are only covered in his spittle as he arranges your raw food.

Seriously, woman, you need to get a water bottle and spray that boy every time he tries to hump your leg.

Because I believe he's currently the executive chef of one of Blais's restaurants?

Maybe she got tired of hearing "who's the husband and who's the wife in the relationship?" enough that she decided "Neither, we're both spouses" as her stock answer and it stuck.

Well, apparently they need to make a diet book about DWTS.

It didn't help that for some reason, they merged their two sessions so it kept flipping back and forth between those two couples during the fight while iirc, all the other couples were shown one at a time. I had to rewind because as I was half-ass watching it, I wondered when in the hell Benzino grew a beard. Was it a trick of the light? Wait, it's gone again... Oh, that wasn't Benzino.