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And that whole comment about how if he picked Alicia all the girls would put on war paint and come boiling over to the villa to right the wrong. Jesus, girl. Take it down a couple notches. Like ten.

I'm pretty sure Janice is shanking a bitch in her mind every time Brooke opens her mouth. :)

I'm torn between this and "the mom from Mean Girls trying to prove she's 'down with the cool kids' ". When I saw this cartoon today, panel three made me laugh out loud thinking of Tregaye. I'm not sure she even gets the proper usage of the slang most of the time.

So are we going to find out that Dean is really Tara's Best Gay or something? I'm getting as tired with Tara's calculated BS as the other housemates seem to be.

Heh, I noticed Javier, Jasmine and the ensemble couple during the show. Very fun!

Aww, Kaylen. "Gio just loves me so much he's afraid to lose me." No, honey, he's a Grade A asshole who is kicking you to the curb because you dared to refuse him sex. L mean, he actually SAID IT (just unfortunately not to you so you can escape). Forget that you were crying, you didn't let him stick his dick in you, so goodbye marriage. I assume he never shared that tidbit with anyone because they still think he just has cold feet. Had to love Asaf's Walk of Shame. Can't believe Tori didn't figure it out then. And then Francesca is surprised that he only thought of her as a piece of ass? That's what you were, honey.

I loathe Hamish - I was kinda hoping he'd disappear in jail. Hamish in this show is like watching a racy burlesque show and suddenly you cut to a scat porn orgy in the middle of it and then try to cut back. He's a turd in the punch bowl.He's so gross and creepy and rapey. At least everyone else's ridiculousness is ridiculous. Hamish's creepy is too real-feeling, imho.

Christ, Julia, just say you aren't interested in him! You're still waffling and he's too psycho for that. And John, some women actually don't find violent guys who like to punch walls over nothing sexy husband material. It's not that hard to understand. There's always the DoucheGroup that's the last to "find love", mostly because they can't keep it in their pants for five minutes (or keep it pointed at only one woman). The nice guys are just making their adorable couples that I hope work out. And then creepers like IsraeliPerv have women fighting over having his babies. ugh.

There's an ad for Cici's Pizza where Mom is calling Dad and he tells her "Just taking the kids out to Cici's buff-HEY!" because of course, stuffed-crust buffet pizza is mind-blowing. But he turns that 'buffet' into a Jerry Lewis impersonation. I thought I'd never have to hear that annoying voice again once he kicked off and fell out of the cultural consciousness.

Heh, I think she was talking about those safety windows that let you crack the window about an inch and then it locks in place, so you can get airflow without leaving the place open to burglars (or to keep your kid from opening it further and falling out to their death). If you are counting on an open window to avoid CO poisoning in your house, you have bigger issues. I would have love to see JJ grill her about that one.

It sounds like it would have been cheaper to pay her bills on a small house than expect her to manage a business. It would probably be better to either throw everything into the restaurant and drop the B&B, or make a little kitchy store out of the place, building off the general store and maybe have a basket room or something. Get one of those 17 year olds to run it - at lease the prices would be sane.

I'm surprised we didn't see anyone sit Julia down and tell her to be blunt and tell John she's not that into him. She made it sound like she was only encouraging him to find someone else For The Game, which... c'mon, Julia, he's a nut job. Stab him in the heart cleanly or he'll be picking that scab until the show is over thinking you like him at all. And John, being geographically close at one point in your life does not a stable long-term relationship make - and if your only supporting evidence for true love is that and the fact that your pants go wild at the idea of her, that's not actually a solid argument. I get why the guy who came between Joe and Whatsherface is trying to mix up the action a little - which is totally better than John's 'TRU LUV 4EVAH' school of thought on the game - but those two seemed pretty reasonable. Pick someone else, someone unattached, to experiment with, dude.

She knew, she just never said it in the presentation. She somehow circled all around it without actually saying it.

Honest to God, I thought at one point during that conversation she wailed something like "I just want you" to her foot massage lackey.

SkankyDrawers is not hitting it off with Lola. Can't believe she didn't just fess up with the "I changed in the bathroom and must have dropped them" reason. OTOH, Lola can relax a little, ffs, they were underwear in a bathroom, not the kitchen. Also, Lola, if you're going to get pissy about language in the house, watch your own, hypocrite. I mean, I can see not wanting someone crass or who swears like a sailor, but come on, they're adults. It's kinda like last season in that Mama is picky as hell and looking for a woman that won't challenge her authority, and Son is looking for someone who is not afraid to thrust her tits in his face. I was impressed that he called out the gal who made a point to kiss him in front of the others like she's staking her claim. OTOH, he wants the ladies to be forward, but then dings her for what, not being subtle? I wouldn't want someone who saw me as a prize to be won, but he's kinda rewarding the bitches who "will fight for [him]". Make up your mind, dude.

Dang, kids are doing auto-erotic asphyxiation before they're old enough to masturbate? Kids these days....

I'm glad Anthony won. As for next season, did the world not learn from the horror that was Under the Gunn?

When he talked about flashing his cash out the window like chum to get his cousin to come over, I thought he was the most ridiculous person I've seen in a while. He sounds like he's making it all up because he thinks it makes him sound badass, when it really makes him sound like an idiot lacking in self-esteem. While I agree the Post Commander(!) was self-righteous and puffed up with his own importance, if your friends flee your party because they can't hang outside the doors with drinks, then maybe you need to rethink your friends. If some creepy giant oompa-loompa is sniffing my drink outside, I'll just go back inside and drink.

yeah, $16 per meal should get you decent, fresh meals. Running out of food, well, tough luck, your family are big eaters and need to be counted as such. But canned fruit cocktail and no hot dogs at all and roasting the turkeys instead of deep-frying (on-site or off)? That'd be breach of contract in my America, JJ. At least, if she'd bothered to get a contract verifying those specific things.

Daaang, that's fast! How does he get through the night without getting the DTs? :)

Man, and poor sad Will just left there with Hayden. I thought they'd at least have him turn to her and commiserate. Man, without her, Will would have been left at the kids' table when something like that happens. So sad!

I missed the part where Halstead explained why it was necessary to put him through detox. Like, there's such a thing as AMA if a patient doesn't want treatment. And fixing the immediate danger didn't require detox, did it? So I would have liked more about why the patient HAD to submit to the treatment. (I'm actually a little surprised he didn't try to make a run for it since he wasn't restrained.) As far as the JWs go, I think he should have let the guy die. The couple has all the facts and it's their choice. It's not like it was a case of him trying to impose his religion on someone else - it was his body, his choice, his morals. They aren't euthanizing him, they're just abiding by his medical wishes. Didn't they just give Halstead crap for not obeying a DNR? Same diff.

Casey wasn't at first and then everyone crawled up his ass about it until he gave in. I was really hoping he'd hold out and tell her to go pound sand. He needs to reclaim his balls from Saint Gabby; maybe that's how they'll show the moment of her fiery death - Casey suddenly stands taller and grows a beard in seconds as his testicles return home.... A medical condition that keeps him from being able to fire-fight for a while may not preclude him from working a different kind of job. The only time that might be an issue is if he were to try to apply for Disability when he can still work, just not as a firefighter.

It'll be the new "jumped the shark". "Oh, yeah, that's where the collapse started." The minute we saw LoserBrother at the fire, I knew it was him. They keep teasing me with the notion of Gabby dying and I don't know if I can take the continued teasing. If she's not dead next episode, I can't watch next season. I just give up with her Gabbiness. #FREECASEY! #FREECASEY! She loses her damn mind and it's Casey's fault he doesn't folie à deux along with her? Shut up, Antonio. And shut up, Boden, with the "maybe you became an alderman to pull strings for your girlfriend's stupid ideas!". Sure, let her ruin a crack baby's already-traumatized life. GAH!

The Swiffer commercial where two pre-K kids make a cake from goddamn scratch while flinging artfully open flour sacks and brown liquid everywhere. And apparently, it makes Mommy a bitch when she gets stressed by the filthy kitchen. Now, she realizes that not supervising your children as they wreak havoc in your kitchen is totally just a part of growing up!