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CoyoteBlue

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  1. Poor Pageant Girl, this is what happens when your mom is delulu. The judges tell her she comes off as not mature enough and Mom comes back with "Wha? But your tits are out!" Mmm, that's not what they mean. "What about our legacy?" Jesus christ... Did Mom ever win anything? So what's the legacy? I mean, her answer existed, but it was hardly amazing. I had a learning disability, so I found out being a hair stylist doesn't require reading and "I want to go into schools and talk to kids about what really makes them different. So that's what actually what makes you unique and special". WTF does that even mean? That's an immature answer there. I don't think "going for a different crown" is the answer. I would assume Miss America would be even more competitive than Miss USA. Move on with your life, child. Unlike your mother, you might still have time to find a purpose in life other than giving birth to a child to live through and give you purpose. It is kinda sweet that the Two-Cents Sisters really do seem to support Gabby, even if they think their mom and the "legacy" are ridiculous. Gabby, you've been in suspended animation since age 19, pampered and preened; you're not going to come off as mature. -- Deleesa, Get rid of hubby and mom. He "won't stand here and listen to [her] talk to [him] like that" and yet he wants her to sit there and put up with Mom's shit. He's trying to gaslight her into letting Mom stay until he thinks she'll forget about making her leave, which shows he has no idea what going on. And the baby "making Trevor and [Mom] more connected"? <Sideshow Bob shiver> Trevor, what are you crying for? If Deleesa dies, you can just marry Mom! Seriously, though, it's pathetic that it took this to convince him that Deleesa doesn't need the stress and to DO SOMETHING. Considering that all the stress from the pair probably helped contribute to her condition in the first place. -- Cristina/Kathy/Carlo seem a lot more... real? Like Carlo and Kathy doing the leg casting seemed sweet and like they were having fun. And the talk Kathy and Cristina had in the bedroom was honest and kind. Even the party doesn't seem as much manufactured crazy as previous seasons' stuff. I like this.
  2. Honestly, if they want to shake things up on the show, have Adam actually get therapy, participate in it, and stop being such a broken person. He's gone from "a bit of a hothead" to just irrationally self-destructive and he can't even see it. Dude, you're in the middle of proving you are fit for duty - stop being a fucking idiot for five minutes and proving that you AREN'T fit.
  3. Ripley was demonstrating a nerve stimulator earlier and the implication was that Ripley essentially shocked his patient's hand to make it twitch. (Thus the "burn" on her wrist)
  4. Was that really the Miss CT USA pageant? I feel like I'm watching an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras, being held in a Holiday Inn conference room and for some reason I thought it'd be a little fancier. The editors are SO. HARSH. We watch every contestant walk out and list their myriad college degrees and then there's "She's a cosmetologist!"
  5. I have to say, I'm enjoying these Two-Cents Sisters - now we have them for SkySkyler, too! "I don't want my sisters to think she's trying to live through me!" Yeah, Mama SkySkyler is making that hard. Mary, you're vastly overrating Britt's ass. She's a perfectly lovely gal, but calm TF down. I hope TJ sticks with Britt and helps her escape. Hobby horses in public. Jesus Christ. Mama Pageant Dipshit - If she can't do this by herself, she doesn't deserve to be Miss CT USA. Detach yourself for five minutes. Goddamn, I love Scott. I don't know why Sunnie thinks they need to find a new place? They can't stay in either his place or hers? Or does Eva own Sunnie's place?
  6. Mary's face is some horrible painted Uncanny Valley caricature. And god, can those two stop talking about sex constantly? We get it; you have no boundaries. And mother-and-son-in-law? Just fuck already and move out together. Wife deserves better. I love the two sisters ragging on The Pageant Dipshits. And the little girl at the zoo calling them out on their self-involved bullshit, too. I never really thought about people competing in Miss America / Miss USA every year until (I assume?) they age out.
  7. You know Athena and Bobby will just bob up into an air pocket, gasping, thinking "GODDAMMIT! ONE VACATION, is that TOO MUCH to ask for?!" I assume this will happen right after they leave port or right when they return, so the ship is within LAFD "jurisdiction". (Coast Guard? What Coast Guard?)
  8. Ugh, I hate when Reggie throws his tantrums. They may be quiet but they're still stubborn tantrums. What Reggie wants, Reggie whines until he gets. WTF makes him so special he gets to decide his role?
  9. I can't believe it even got past the first five minutes - even idiot cops should notice that Imani was significantly altered, blacked out, had no reason to attack someone in the middle of a room FULL of people who knew her, and that someone should have recorded it. Why Margaret and Todd were the first ones to figure it out and treated it like it was a huge discovery, I don't know. Imani should have been taken to the ER hours ago.
  10. Ugh, the constant replay after a commercial of the last two minutes shown BEFORE the commercial. Yeah, we all remember what happened just minutes ago (or seconds ago for DVR people FFw'ding) - we don't need a refresher.
  11. "Visits with AJ are off-limits?" "Obviously." (I guess you could read it as him getting visits with AJ in the future would not be allowed, but I assumed it meant no using his custodial visits to capture him.) AJ calls him Dad in her last scene: "We had cotton candy. Dad got me a-"
  12. Bahahah, Scott and Sunnie: "Oh, I'm sorry, is this for my quinceanera? Is this my graduation gift?" Kady the Bakery Lady is loving it. Yeah, I'mma be over here, keeping quiet and enjoying this tea, don't mind me.... Brittani apparently got a drop of therapy at some point, but Mary will not stop wanting to be her wife and Britt still does not see most of the unhealthy weirdness. Sleeping with Mom and snuggling on the couch with Mom (instead of TJ). Being fed like a toddler. COMPLETELY inappropriate sex talk. That ring on your finger is not going to fix a thing, Britt, until you deal with all that.
  13. I am near-positive that one of them was there.
  14. 3x06 "Audition" Oh thank god, it's not just me. Listening to that audition reel repeatedly was just painful. Bash shouldn't be concerned about her getting accepted; just let her apply and let them tell her she's tone deaf.
  15. Honestly, who else on her team was there to vote for that wouldn't die off from sheer natural selection long before the merge? I think she was hoping to be named the Sole Survivor of Lululemon. That woman is wound way too tight. Just bursting at the seams.
  16. I think so, but I'm assuming he's using it in the sense of "A master or teacher in the context of martial arts, especially kung fu and tai chi." Like calling himself "sensei" or something.
  17. Sabiyah and Kaleb did not deserve to be stuck on the Lululemon team. Brandon may actually die on one of these challenges from sheer "heart exploding in his chest". How did he survive outside of his home long enough to get here? Did Hannah even try camping in a tent for a weekend before trying out?
  18. He's going by SIFU?? OMG, what an asshole. He's That Guy who made martial arts his personality, isn't he? SIFU. Fuck.
  19. Jesus, Na'im, you are out-dicking Bulent. If you ask for a tool and the person says "I'm still using it, I'll let you know when I'm done.", the only response is "Okay" and then STFU and go away.
  20. It's like they went half reasonable people and half crazy shitstirrers. Maybe that's the ratio these days. The original concept could be interesting if you choose rational, healthy members of those differing viewpoints, but yeah, it's reality TV, not reality.
  21. Muslim Summer, you look serious about it being an issue she has the same name. Like, taking it as a personal insult. CJ is suuuch a fratboy dick but somehow, Muslim Summer and Lashana make him come off as the reasonable one in that boat. And again with Muslim Summer putting words in Lashana's mouth. "She said she's a dictator! She said she's going to physically assault us!" Aaaand now she's crying martyr. "I'm not saying it's a racial thing, but I'll leave that for the world to see!" Yeah, you know they're filming this shit, right? That we can see you making things up? (Yes, I know they're editing the shit out of everything as well - it's reality TV - but enough with the martyr complex.) Maggie's a bit of a delicate flower. This is not the show for you, sweetie. It's gonna break you. Heh, I was using aptronyms for everyone in The Ark for most of the season because honestly I didn't care about most of them. 😄 Same with Survivor until mid-season generally.
  22. Jesus, just make Heather put up or shut up, okay? The first time she bitched about it, they should have told her to shut up and go make fire with her methods then instead of sitting next to them bitching the whole day about how they need fire. No shit, woman, that's what they're trying to do!
  23. Crowley has enjoyed a kind of favored status despite mostly being on everyone's shitlist Downstairs? (Or at least on everyone's annoyance list...) He's not exactly safe but he has a lot of freedom and independence in his appearance and actions that no one else in Hell seems to, except maybe Beelzebub. I can buy him having been one of the upper ranks of angels AND not really having Fallen like the others. He might have said "Let there be light!" but it wasn't the Big Bang - just a nebula. 🪐 ETA: The Gabriel/Beelzebub relationship actually reminds me of a fiction series by Macx about Aziraphale and Crowley getting into an actual relationship after the Antichrist and then eventually assisting Michael and Beelzebub (the beleaguered right-hand entities of their respective deities) as they navigate the same.
  24. Will N&A: Castaways fall under this topic or the basic Naked and Afraid topic?
  25. Shut the fuck up, Jeff. Just. Shut the fuck up. I'mma let the DVR record the rest of the eps, just in case I see here that Jeff gets taken out, but I doubt I'm going to have the stomach to watch Jeff continue to be an asshole. If I wanted to watch Asshole Survivor, I wouldn't be watching N&A. I want to see people surviving against the environment, not being sabotaging hypocrites.
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