Scout Finch
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Y'all are going to hate me for unleashing this earworm, but all morning "like a Beast Mode Cowboy" to the tune of "like a Rhinestone Cowboy" has been running through my head. Dear god, please make it stop!
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I don't think DWTS is what she's after. I think she had her eye on dong some court-type TV show...
What a perfect and hilarious typo for this discussion!
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I don't quite understand why they're always freaking out about not getting to the extraction point on time. It's not as if they'll then be stuck living (naked and afraid) there indefinitely if they don't. At a certain point anyway, I'd probably be all, "Hey, I just made it through 21 days. I'm going to stay right here and you can just come pick up my tired, starving, bug-bitten ass."
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Thu 11:09 AM BBT Caleb just touched his eyes with the Icyhot fingers and now his eyes are watering NTIt's very annoying that I am empathizing with Caleb. I posted this on Facebook back in 2009: "I suggest that after using IcyHot, you don't forget to wash your hands and absent-mindedly rub an eye. Ow." At least I knew it was incredibly stupid and that I deserved any mockery.
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I don't know how Andi managed to continue conversing with Chris once Grumpy Cat was placed in her arms. I would have been unable to focus on anything else, because Grumpy Cat rules. I appreciated that Josh seemed to like her, and petted her.
He also bent over and kissed her head! While some women swoon over men holding babies, I love a guy who is not afraid to baby-talk to his pets and give them little kisses like Josh did. I have a guy friend who's married and they have a cat that he adores. One day during a chat, he just randomly typed, "I LOVE THOMAS!" Awww.
I do love Chris Harrison doing the whole wink and nod non-announcement that Farmer Chris will be the next Bachelor.I need to start working on all my "plow" jokes now...No need, Spinal Tap has already done the work for us:
Workin' on a sex farm
Tryin' to raise some hard love
Gettin' out my pitch fork
Pokin' your hay
Scratchin' in your hen house
Sniffin' at your feedbag
Slippin' out your back door
Leavin' my spray
Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high, high, high?
Workin' on a sex farm
Hosin' down your barn door
Botherin' your livestock
They know what I need
Workin' up a hot sweat
Crouchin' in your pea patch
Plowin' through your bean field
Plantin' my seed
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Apparently Caleb already has a TV show in place after Big Brother. CBS showed a commercial for it during this episode. It's called Stalker and words such as "rejection," "jealousy," "hurt," frustration," "humiliation" flashed on the screen--all framed by a grey hoodie.
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It sounds horrible but the only thing that surprised me was Rochelle having such a good-looking boyfriend. Not that I look much better, but she was a hot mess and her dopey smile and giggling annoyed me the entire time. I would have preferred a final two of Scott and Melanie. On the subject of Jason's character and attitude, I agree that he doesn't belong there.
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Although I haven't seen them in a while, the Three Musketeer candy bar ads make my gutter mind snicker: "The more it's whipped, the bigger it gets." I always add an audible "That's what she said."
Not sure if this fits in this thread but I find some of the side effects listed in ads for prescription a bit amusing. Chantix, which helps you quit smoking, can cause agitation, hostility, anxiety, anger and aggression. Which would all be immediately alleviated if you would just give them "a fucking cigarette, right NOW!!!
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Macy's does show a woman of color, looking all joyful and carrying a bag in each hand. However, she is only pictured in the emails I get for electronic statements and the "thank you for making a payment." So, yeah, there is lots of room for improvement.
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I keep seeing posts that say Donny spelled "splitters," but it was actually "splinters."
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OMG, that was hysterical! I had no idea what the commercial was for up until the end. And, yes, my mother would have taken me out to the car right away if I had pulled that.
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Amen, sister!
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I know it's only been about three weeks -- and maybe my PTSD from all the seasons I've watched isn't being triggered due to the lack of overt hostility -- but it seems that at this point in previous seasons, at least a few people were really not getting along by now. Even though there's plenty of talking behind each others' backs and strategizing, there don't appear to be any demeaning comments, name-calling ("bitch") or "jokes" about defiling a houseguest's corpse. Maybe it's too soon and I'm just being naive.
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Every single time I saw that Yoplait commercial, after she asks, "Babe, what are you doing?" I would answer back with, "Looking through OUR refrigerator, bitch!"
As a female, I don't tend towards wishing grievous bodily harm to other women. However, a good smacking is also in order for another one that aired several years ago. It was for AM/PM, and a guy is sitting outside the store sucking down a cold drink. A car pulls up and his significant other steps out of it. She sees him and snottily says, "I thought you went for a jog," as if he just made that up as an excuse to go to the store. He meekly says, "I got hot," but she's still all pissy. First off, how do you know he wasn't just taking a break from jogging? Regardless, and more importantly, at least he didn't drive himself there like your lazy ass did.
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It didn't appear that he gave Sid away, though. In the next episode, I think, he said there had been a bunch of outrage from fans so he showed that he still had Sid. Either it wasn't meant seriously that she was actually taking Sid with her or there are a couple of rabbit puppets.
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I am now watching last night's BBAD and ended up rewinding the beginning about 10 minutes in to do Frankie's relaxation session along with the hamsters. I have a similar CD for sleep and am so conditioned that listening to Frankie brought the same relaxed state. Nice change from his normal high-strung behavior. However, I kept expecting BB's voice to tell them to please do something to entertain the viewers or to announce that there was alcohol in the pantry right NOW!
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Due to the sudden flexibility of them depending on which houseguest is in danger, perhaps Rules should be in quote marks!