ChardeeMacDennis

I think maybe The Waitress is Getting Married?

She left the sliding door open, too. Holy shitballs, were you born in a barn, Alicia?

The scene with Charlie's dating profile never fails to crack my shit up. The picture ("Was that sexy?"), the insane answers (Charlie Day's face and the way he says "ghouls" is amazing), Dennis and Mac's reactions to his insane answers ("JESUS CHRIST"). Perfect, start to finish. That scene also has the classic line, "Let me pop a quick 'H' on this box, this way we all know it's filled with hornets."

I thought they buried them both and just put the bloody blankets and stuff in the trash. But yeah, what's with that other neighbor taking the trash out like everything's normal? And why didn't either of them say, like, "Dude, did you see the dead people walking around the neighborhood last night? WTF is that about?"

Well, they are going to The Desert. So. Between the clothes and the hair, Nick is skeeving me out. And he's a junkie, so I guess that's appropriate, but can part of his drying out be, like Take a Shower and Use Shampoo? Put on Clothing That Fits You?

I hate when they take out animals. I'd rather see a whole hoarde of dead humans than that one dog scene. We're still just planning on "the desert" as a getaway, huh? Nothing more specific? Okay, then.