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  1. Tre has always been stoic and rarely cries. Damn…that homecoming got me. I watch NJ for the Giudice’s – they entertain me – the whole lot of them. Easter Island Jac O Lantern is loonier than ever. Is she draining Chris of his stem cells and plasma? She vampired his ass…that man looks horrible. Not buying this new storyline of theirs. Chris and his brother inherited a valuable thriving business from their father and ran it to the ground. They depleted it of all of the assets and then tried to sell it off. They also tried to sell “the licensing agreement” with Rockawear Junior . 1 that is illegal and 2 they didn’t still have it to sell. I remember the last season Craquoline was one her snarky comment about – they unlike some know how to live within their means. And also Chris saying with money being tight I’m gonna pay for my sons treatment not the mortgage right before Jacko got the chicken cutlets removed. My BullShitdometer blew up. BLK was started to show the banks where all the money went - a bad business venture – no one is buying it. Chris looks like he is waiting for the feds to arrest him. He probably is happy that Voldermort got her gig back because it means some respite from her presence The new girl Siggy…not buying that she just got a facelift. No way should you be bending forward to get that bowl of lobster bisque and no way could you tolerate being jostled in the car ride over. PS that was not a “bandage” that was the scarf Alfafa used when he had the mumps. Overall Siggy/Dolores – I’m just so happy the Coolatta Duo are gone. Did Rino ever come out with an eyebrow stenciling line? Why did Melissa name her store Envy and not Poison Asylum or On Display? Rosie at the Laurita table – when did she get Gramma Hair???
  2. Ask and you shall receive...Easter Island Jack O Lantern Face doin the perp walk
  3. I feel bad for the camera crew who had to film her in the doctor’s office as well as the editing crew that had to pixel out the injury in multiple scenes. She said she is 95% better so next week I expect to hear about a Hematitato involving a nipple and a selfie stick…details are sketchy as Jules is verb challenged.
  4. Muah! It'll be the senior version of Twerking so she'll call it Gwerking. I hope she, Shirleen, and Mama Debs appear in the video and have a Gwerk Off in the palace. With Mama Dee's dentures flying out of her mouth like her last live performance....cause We Deserve....We Deserve
  5. Birth Control conversation Hah! when Dorinda lifted the snow globe and said hang on a sec honey while I put this in. There are so many forms of birth control and every woman uses what is right for them. Funny no one mentioned the shot or the patch. Surprised Ramona actually said diaphragm and not diorama. Carole/Luanne fight…well at least she is NOT pretending to have let this go as all of the other ladies have swept things under the rug yet still throw shade due to past transgressions. I do wish Carole would stop saying I would accept her back if she was more sincere. Just say I am not over it, I won’t be over it for the foreseeable future, but I will be polite and civil to her at group events. Dorinda’s Ramona impression was spot on with the twitching blinking eyes. Dinner. Did Jules say there are other holes or did she say abajo again? Carole’s top – bwahahaha…When food is ready to be served send Carole to the kitchen with her sewn on oven mitts. Bethenny’s skeleton suit – um no. Balls dropping and tea bagging. All my friends are happy except for you bitches, why? Luanne you answered the question yourself. You listed my friends separate from you bitches. These are not your friends…this group doesn’t like each other and there are grudges they are still holding on to – you included. Ramona is still pissed at you for the psychic saying Mario was cheating on her. As well as the blind wine taste test with Jacques. Sonja is still mad that you hooked up with Harry in the past and for the season her storyline was being more serious with Harry she feels you played an integral part in that falling apart. She tried to say that Harry left with you at an event she went with him and caused her leg inury when she chased after you. Bravo tried to edit that episode the way Sonja told it, Heather killed that myth when she said she, Kristen, Luanne and Harry got into a car because they ALL agreed to hit another club. Bethenny is still pissed at you for how you treated her in earlier seasons especially when you sided with Jill when they had their falling out. Jules & Dorinda – neutral except for the fact that they will stir the shit to deflect ya’ll from talking about ED, Dorinda’s moms cake and Hannah. I did like how Luanne shot Ramona down and Ramona silent and blinking. Luanne’s relationship with Tom might be fake, might just be for storyline, he might be a famewhore, they may have agreed to an open marriage, don’t know…but I do hope this guarantees her an apple for next year as I still cling onto the dream of another Luanne camel ride. I hope Bravo lets Dorinda host all of the events next season cause shit goes down whenever she tries to make things nice.
  6. Bethenny’s promotional launch at Dylan’s was a smart move. She looked like a Japanime character straight out of a graphic novel. The clutch wasn’t so hot – it was a generic jiffy pack mailer with the Skinny Girl Logo pasted on top. I think her team was going for an item for her to carry to look as close to the packaging of her candy line. I did enjoy the banter between her and Carole. Ramona visiting Bethenny was sweet. I was glad to see Cookie no longer had the bandage on her leg. What a difference in her greeting of Ramona as opposed to the feral dog stance on the Wedding Planner. Sonja and Ramona dance lesson. The teacher – Gurl why are you wearing night time club makeup? With her darks lips standing near Ramona and Sonja – she was the vampire who just sucked the blood out of 2 UES ladies. I did laugh that Sonja could only snake in one direction. Ramona ,the Teretzy Turtle, she can’t do the snake – her body can’t bend because of the floaty noodle stored in her ass. I was waiting for Ramona to show off her squat with a barbell move and ask the teacher to help her update it and make it more Hip Pop. Jules. Last week at the pizza place she called it her peanut, this week she wants her pistachio back. Well she is a nut but hasn’t realized yet that she’s a Nimnut. Bethenny taking Carole with her to the doctors office was for the show. Carole being there as moral support is fine but Bethenny can afford to hire a professional health advocate who specializes in the field in question. This person can organize all of her meds, be the liason amongst all her doctors and specialists, manage appointments, and be there to take notes at all dr visits and then explain in layman terms what was said. It is common to get a 2nd and 3rd opinion when a doctor suggests surgery. If Bethenny has already seen every Dr in Manhattan (and she doesn’t say what they recommended) – then going to this doctor is her looking for a doctor that’s gonna tell her what she wants to hear. When she went on and on to Carole and then apologized because she isn’t usually like this – that was a lie. This is a personality trait Bethenny has…she FIXATES and then spins and spins on the gerbil wheel going over the same things and getting nowhere but deeper into her anxiety.
  7. Mimi and who was that Tiarra at the beach. I wanna know what’s with Mimi’s Una-Boob? Karlie Redd walking to the window – that was a body double. If that was her butt and being that she has a radio show on Playboy supposedly – she’s be wearing butt crack showing outfits all day long. I remember K Michelle making fun of her one deflated ass cheek or saying Karlie only had enough money to buy one butt cheek pad. Why has she never bragged about the Chris Rock movie she was in like Rasheeda talks about Rosewood? Mama Dee – silent nerve that’s not in her back. Why is she using crutches? Aren’t those for a foot or leg injury? If so, you can’t be wearing cowboy boots…bwahaha. Gramma Crunk....okay that might just work. Jessica Dime and STDeebie…and Mimi once again has been hurt to her cawwww. Karlie mad about Lyte being married. Who knew there was Bird Code? Mama Dee put a GPS chip on Ernest - Grampa Positioning System Scrap got hit with a bullet in the back of the head…was this execution style? They’re reporting that he was at some club promoting something and a “stray” bullet hit him. So who else was hit? Who was the target? Sas is also still serving his 10 year probation for the assault of his father. I still think this family is in the drug game. He’s gonna end up in a cell soon too and that's if he's lucky.
  8. Jules signed on to be on a Reality Show. She auditioned and she went through an entire process before signing a contract. If Dorinda is truly the friend who brought her on board then Jules knew about this show and most likely has seen the show. The contract gives her no editing control. The only control she has is what food/drink goes into her mouth and what words come out of her mouth. She disclosed her openness of her ED to both Bethenny, Carole, Dorinda and did this also in a talking head shot – on camera with sound. In every scene these ladies pretend like the camera crew, sound guys and grips are not there. The only time they look and talk into the cameras like Kevin Spacey in House of Cards is in their talking head shots. As one of the viewing audience I have to pretend like there are hidden cameras everywhere and we are viewing private real interactions with these ladies. Oh and pretend like I don’t see the mic pack at the back of their shirts. They are all conscious of the cameras, maybe some are desensitized the more years they’ve been on. If each cast member was to allowed to think about what to say/what not to say for 30 minutes…we’d have Crickets City. Any one of them signing onto a reality show is going to be judged. On their appearance, their weight, the boob jobs, the botox, the lip fillers, the hair, the clothes choices, AND their antics and wacky behaviors. Like Carole, I’m not a doctor. Had I met someone recently, and seen them socially more than 20 times who disclosed they had an ED…this would not have prompted me to go out and buy a How To Treat A Recovering ED Etiquette book. Would I ask questions if said person told me they were open about it, probably and I probably wouldn’t know how to process it either. I also would not take that to mean, I can only talk to you privately and one on one about the ED. If said person did something I found odd or bizarre, at the very least, my eyes would bug out. Would I talk about it with someone else who witnessed the same behavior, yup? Would I call another friend who doesn’t know this person and talk about them, yup. Since I’m acting Carole/Bethenny-like I’m putting my hair in pigtails and going for a ride on the handle bars of a bike before I fall to the city streets sobbing
  9. Bethenny asks her assistant to find out from Stephanie if she has a Living Will. A living will is different from a regular will. A regular will outlines where you want all of your assets to go. A Living Will outlines what you want done medically should you not be able to communicate your wishes for end-of-life care. Which can include instructions such as DNR Health Care Proxy - a legal document assigning a person who is allowed to make medical decisions on your behalf if you are not able to. Both the Living Will and Health Care Proxy are also known as forms of an advance directive Health Care Proxy, Will, Living Will, Trust, Living Trust are alien terms to many. I know people younger than me, older than me, with more assets than I have that don’t have wills or if they do… know what kind of will it is. I have a friend who is a lawyer and his surviving parent was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s last year. He has 2 siblings. This parent has no will, no health care proxy, no power of attorney. I have a cousin whose father recently passed. She just went to a lawyer to set up a living trust for her mother along with the health care proxy as they had issues with what was in place when their father passed. Yet…for herself and her husband who have sizable assets and children…they don’t have any kind of will. When Bethenny was crying talking to her assistant…I put myself in her shoes. If I went to the doctor and he asked me the question whether or not I had a Living Will or a Health Care Proxy I would have cried too. I would be freaking out as this is not elective surgery and I would think that for him to bring this up this must be serious and I could die. Then I would just be fixated on those 2 questions from the doctor with an Oh My God Oh My God chorus in the background.
  10. No problem. I also wrote at the top of my post that everything I bolded was from JULES' Bravo Blog. So the statement above were Jules words not mine
  11. The police swarm the Wainstein residence seemed like a set up. Who called the paparazzi? Why aren’t there earlier pics of this couple if their fame from this show generated interest? How did the paps get close enough to the police to get a snapshot of the report? The words he threatened to ruin me according to Jules doesn’t sound like something he would have had to say to her. If he is the bread winner in that household and controls all of the finances, was cheating on her and planning to divorce her…there’s no need to let her know what his game plan was before divorce court. He’s already holding the money and if he’s been planning this divorce I’m sure he moved the money already. What else does he have to ruin…her reputation? Jules is the one on the show and they’ve finished taping. Also if there was credible risk of danger to Jules, surely the police would have arrested Michael and not allow the man to take one of the children to school. This is going to be a messy divorce. I can see BOTH parties filing for full custody of the children. Does she deserve primary or full custody just because she is “mom”. Nope. Should he be punished and not given custodial rights because Jules keeps bashing him on RHNY? Nope. Hopefully, the judge will decide on joint custody. I do wonder if the rumor is true – that Bravo will not give Jules another season and if the messy divorce is one of the main reasons. Since Michael made appearances on the show I’m sure he signed a release form. I do wonder though, if during the divorce his lawyers can subpoena for footage or even depositions from other cast members or does the release form cover all of this. Jules has definitely added something to the show…there’s more interest than boring boxed out Kristen. I don’t think this show is good for Jules though with her ED as most scenes involve food and liquor and drama with other crazy bitches. Just a side note on the Jules cleanse. In case you didn’t know it she’s Jewish. I wonder if she used a Kosher plant to make and bottle it and if it’s correctly labeled as pareve.
  12. I didn't post that what she did was harmful to the other ladies.
  13. From Jules Bravo blog in bold My failed attempt at changing up the tone of things from constant fighting to silliness with my pizza-making prank wasn't my best idea to date, I'll admit that. Why was a change of tone needed at that event? There was no Sonja and no Luanne. There are unresolved issues between Ramona and Dorinda but they weren’t sniping at each other. But insinuating that I have mental issues, All eating disorders are listed as a mental health issue. Though you may stabilize your weight – this is something you will have the rest of your life. It is also the most lethal disorder – four times the death risk of people suffering from major depression. addiction problems and God knows what else because of a dumb joke is not okay. I have two kids and those kinds of accusations shouldn't be thrown out at someone lightly; they are hurtful and dangerous. You don't need to be funny at other people's expense, you don't need to make yourself look smart by making someone else look dumb, and you don't need to create drama and issues where none exist just to have something to talk about. If the cutlery and dipping cup in the calzone was a dumb joke…then Jules is trying to be funny at other people’s expense. This was a group experience, everyone was offering each other pieces of what they made. Except Ramona, that Crazy Noodle walked off with her own creation. If the cutlery and dipping cup was not an issue for Jules did she eat the calzone herself? Would this dumb joke have been funnier if she did that to Dorinda’s Kosher lasagna in the Berkshires where there was crazy fighting and tension? As for the drugs..Jules was lucid enough to list every drug she had in her purse. She even asked Carole if she should put in said items into the calzone. Even if she was joking, that’s not funny. Had Jules not mentioned the drugs, the ladies would have thought she was smashed. What was the reaction Jules wanted? Oh my gosh, you are so silly…giggles galore? Bethenny and Carole did not make you look dumb…your own actions did. What they said didn’t make them look smart either. I’m waiting for Dorinda’s new T Shirt to come out that says…if you don’t want a calzone….don’t make a calzone!
  14. For me what has been shown, Jules just came up with the idea recently and they decided to partner up and were at the beginning stages of of getting this to market. What was her purpose for implying that? I also find the whole Jules injury thing confusing. The day of the dog wedding which Bethenny did not attend, Jules showed Sonja her injury pictures and told her they just took the catheter out that morning. She attends Carole's event - no more mention of the injury or pain. At the beginning of the pizza scene, Bethenny gives Jules a present because she missed her birthday. Jules also says I need to fill you in on what happenned to me last weekend. Someone posted that Dorinda said she was released from the hospital the day of the pizza event. Jules walked in slowly and told the pizza chef - I'm having comfort issues and wanted a towel or a 1000 napkins as a cushion and she made a production out of sitting down. Then Jules is in her kitchen complaining to Dorinda about what went down at the pizza place - no doughnut pillow in sight yet she squatted down to pet her dog and then sat like a frog on her kitchen chair. They often show scenes out of sequence...but it's all wacky.
  15. The fact that her product is on shelves already...says to me...this long process started at least a year before filming. Is the trademark approval date December 1st or is that the date of their application? I would believe it is the date it was approved and recognized...and that doesn't happen overnight. Bottling, labeling, logo, getting stores to carry it, shipping to said chains....all involve contracts with months of negotiations. I think Michael knew about this product and that's why he agreed with her choice to be a RH to bring some free publicity to the cleanse. I don't think he knew she would use the show as a platform to bash him...and I think as episodes aired and he saw - he filed for divorce. This is not to say they weren't having marital issues and he wasn't already planning to divorce her. June 26, 2016 Daily News A group of Whole Foods customers filed a class-action lawsuit Thursday against the high-end chain, arguing they paid extra for falsely labeled pre-packaged foods. The suit filed in Bronx Supreme Court on behalf of Joseph Bassolino and others comes a day after the Daily News revealed a city probe of the food purveyor for overcharging customers since at least 2010. Last fall, inspectors weighed 80 types of items at eight city Whole Foods locations and found every label was inaccurate, with many overcharging consumers, said the Department of Consumer Affairs.
  16. I don't think the calzone at the table is the same calzone the cook walked out to the table. He was smirking so he was in on what was in it. Jules walked away from the table for a time. I think she put it together in the kitchen. Whether or not production went in and listened I'll never know unless they air it then again we will get an "edited" version. With Carole watching Jules and the ladies sitting so closely together, and the cook standing across the room - I don't see how he knew and none of the ladies didn't see - unless Jules doctored it in the kitchen off camera. It was not nice for Bethenny and Carole to talk about Jules (but this is what these ladies do). Bethenny talked to Ramona about Luanne and Luanne was within hearing distance. Jules was so hurt and fragile - then production even though they filmed it...didn't have to air it and Jules would be none the wiser.
  17. I’m still giving Jules the side eye. In terms of the nanny. Michael’s questions to the candidate were regarding the care of the children and he wanted someone fluent in Spanish. How can Jules be married to this man for 8 years and not know simple sentences/phrases she can say to the nanny? The nitwit surely has a smart phone with Google Translate App. She can type in please put the food on the table in English and put the phone on speaker and it will say the instructions out loud in Spanish. We see the new nanny who she introduces to Sonja. She tells the viewers we are playing charades and the new nanny doesn’t understand that these biscuits are for the dogs not for people. Why is the nanny serving dog biscuits to the dogs when she is supposed to be the freaking nanny. She doesn’t know how to say pretty in Spanish. Seriously after 8 years of marriage? I really don’t like how she bad mouths Michael like he totally ignores the kids. I haven’t seen them run screaming away from him and he takes Jagger to school in the mornings. If they are fluent in Spanish – then he must be speaking to them too. I also found that Prive scene odd. You invite a friend to get her makeup done at your place, she brings her dog – this is all for the dog wedding…but she goes home and you don’t go together to the event? You don’t like Bethenny and Carole talking about what happened at Wild behind your back and these are not your friends…but you do the same thing to your husband. When Jules was talking to Dorinda while John and Michael were outside, did you notice when Dorinda tries to address the issue…Jules stops Dorinda whispers to her and then changes the tone of what she said retelling it differently to John & Michael. I think she’s stupid but I also think she is sneaky and slick. Someone mentioned that for the Wild Pizza event – Jules came straight from the hospital. If she was in the hospital for 3 days – they don’t release you unless someone shows up to take you home. So instead of going home to see her kids, she chooses to go eat pizza? If she came straight from the hospital she also would have had her doughnut pillow on her then. Jules stuck the utensils in the calzone in the kitchen. I find it hard to believe that none of the other ladies ddn’t notice it as that table wasn’t that huge. The guy who bought it out was smirking so he saw what went inside it too. So who knows what else she put in there…for all we know she put some of those drugs she listed to Carole into it. Would she even confess or recall since she was all loopy on the meds? If I were in Bethenny’s shoes who was the only one who ate some, I would have popped Jules in the mouth . You’d be able to stop fake eating Jules cause you’d have a legitimate reason of not being capable of eating due to missing teeth.
  18. Totally off subject and non RH related. You Tube channel - How To Dad
  19. Jules signed onto this show with eyes wide open. She had to have gone through some sort of interview/audition process which means she has an agent or representation. What I believe is that she and her girlfriend created this drink and this show was a way to bring publicity to the product. I think they’ve been working on this item for some time. They had to have it copyrighted/trademarked. They had to have had a bottling plant set up. The logo/labels, the price point and had to have already shopped distributors way before she signed up for the show. She went to Bravo, they didn’t pursue her. I think the schtick she presented them with is she’s a stay at home mom, rich, Jewish, Asian, and recovering from an ED. As for the crumbling marriage, I don’t know if she told Bravo that they had issues, but I do think her intent was to paint her husband in a bad light. So far specific actions from Michael on film haven’t shown this to be true, but specific behaviors from Jules on film have shown her in a disturbing light. What had Michael done on camera that has been so horrible? He was inept in the bathroom during the tub scene..but Jules was just as lost. He was on the phone taking a selfie. He said he pictured an episode of I Love Lucy on the production line when Jules was going to package her cleanse. I have not seen any outbursts of anger from him or him treat Jules in an abusive manner. Nor have I seen him make snide remarks about her. For the most part he’s kind of quiet and calm. When she signed that contract she knew anything they filmed could be edited any way they liked and she had no control. She had control of what comes out of her mouth and how she behaves. As for being mad at Bethenny & Carol for talking about her…um that’s what these bitches do. They all talk about each other – that’s what this show is about…their supposed relationships and friendships/conflicts with each other as well as their own personal storylines. Every talking head shot – is about one housewife commenting about another.
  20. When Ramona walks into Wild and asked Jules how her Jay Jay was she looked straight down at Jules crotch. Errrrmmmm….were you hoping for a shot of bruised hoohah? That crazy bitch cracks me up! Like a Foin Woin I gets crazier with Toim Carole/Bethenny’s reaction to Jules at Wild…my uneducated on the subject ass would have been 1000 times worse. I would have been horrified and would likely have asked much more insensitive questions because the girl keeps talking about how open she is with her eating disorder. I would have said why did you do that and not tell me before I started eating from it? It reminded me of the time Alexis Bellino poured ketchup over the dessert so she would not eat it. Did Jules say that Carole told her to take more Adderall? I don’t think this will play out well for her during divorce proceedings. Anything M***** Mike supposedly has done has not been filmed, we only have Jules stories about it. I can him using footage from this show and spinning it to show her lackluster parenting skillz. I.e. when interviewing the nanny she is asking about standing in line for a sample sale as opposed to child care. She called Rio “butthole” when Dorinda was over at her place. Why was Sonja’s basement “unfinished”? Didn’t the ex buy this place and once lived there with her and their daughter? All those stuffed animals should have been given to Kelly and her glue gun Bensimon so that she could make some sofa chairs.
  21. Kelly - I can’t get past her lips which look like an overphucked asshole or a hemorrhoid with pink lip gloss. When she talks all I hear is Preparation H Preparation H. Her daughter is cute…let the poor girl dance. Why was her daughter off from school the week prior? We’ve seen Collette a few times now – so I see that the Dubrows didn’t lose her in their McNausealeum Vicki will never sincerely apologize, all of the cast members across the RH franchise do not know how to apologize. If Vicki ever says anything it will be I’m sorry your feelings were hurt…my feelings were hurt too. The fact that I’m sorry is used in a sentence will be enough validation in Vicki’s eyes that she apologized. The necklace from David…did he really go to a jeweler to buy that? Shannon you spoke about how much you didn’t like it in your talking headshot which David will hear/see so why don’t you just ask him to bring you back to the store so you can exchange it for something more to your taste. David when you were on the toilet for 45 minutes, were you surprised when 2 lemons plopped out of your ass? Shannon shoved them up there while you slept because she’s still not over it. Tamra looks good this year. I think she stopped some of her procedures and her face is finally settling.
  22. Tammy Social media did not ruin your life. Wakas Cockas in one too many hos did. Then again not sure what was the "breaking" point as he cheated throughout your relationship. You looked cute at the park but you're still boring. Mama Dee practicing - have to say she has aged well. Tiarra dated what's his face. He looks like a toddler in need of a pacifier. How do you look at him and NOT burst out laughing? Can you imagine trying to have sex with him? When he goes towards your boobs it would be to breastfeed. Are Mimi and S.T. Deebie gearing up for a reunion storyline for next season? Betty Idol - stop raiding LaToya Jackson's closet Amber is insane - you're gonna end up pregnant with baby twin Jocs. Ewwwww.
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