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TattleTeeny

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  1. My parents used to have barware that said that (with "drunk," obviously)--oh, the '70s! And I have a glass flowerpot full of old-school drink stirrers of all kinds (found as-is at an estate sale); I think there's one in there with that on it, along with pointy-eared Playboy rabbits and "Have fun--it's later than you think!" (which...what?).
  2. Oh my god, ahahhahhahaaaaaaaaa! The Oleson Mercantile novelty candle would have been, like, a dry biscuit...or even just a regular not-homemade candle. Reminds me of the dumb FB meme going around with a photo of 1998 (not 1888!) Bill Clinton juxtaposed with today's Bill, and a "funny" caption about "If Hilary could do this to him, imagine what she could do to the USA." I have been having the funniest autocorrect/typos this week. Just yesterday, I texted a friend, who'd asked me if I wanted to go out last night, with the reply, "Don't know yet; [Musician Boyfriend] has no god." I meant "no gig." Then my autocorrect kept changing any word that begins with O to "O.J." And a while back, I'd texted my aunt, who brought my dad to the doctor for some TESTS, "How were his twats?"
  3. Once, when my parents were on vacation (not me--I had to go to school!), someone had put a beer in my freezer. It exploded but somehow froze solid mid-shatter! We had what looked like a novelty candle (think Spencer Gifts, circa 1887) with a big foamy geyser accented with glass shards. It was mind-boggling to a bunch of drunk 16-year-olds.
  4. Oh, agree a thousand times! I tried with it, I really did--I maybe gave it four or five episodes before giving up. The vocal fry was kind of bad, but something I could get past if the hosts weren't so ill informed about so much! Incorrect names, incorrect assumptions (on issues for which there is no need to speculate, no less), even incorrect manners of death! I get that they're not investigators or reporters, but why not at least know something about your topics? Ugh. I do like Last Podcast on the Left though, for the most part. I know a lot about true crime (for a layperson, at least) but I almost always find out something new from them; they even inspired me to finally read Jeff Guinn's Manson that had been on my shelf for over a year (I loved it!). But, haha--I am so dumb! I was wondering why the hell the hosts talk so fast, like annoyingly so and seemingly almost to the point of being physically impossible. Then I realized I must have accidentally hit the iPod's audio-speed button (which I didn't even know existed).
  5. Any gear that offers you, like, a $200-off (!!!) coupon on a commercial is likely gear I cannot afford with or without a discount! (I don't actually know if this thing has a coupon like that, but I've seen other workout stuff that does--Treadclimber, maybe?)
  6. If he's old enough to sit alone in the yard, he's old enough to have a key and go into his own home!
  7. I'd wear a long-line bra as a top, I think...maybe.
  8. Ahahhhhhhahahhahaaaa! I have no idea why I find this so amusing!
  9. For the most part, I don't care who wears what where, but I hate the word "bralette."
  10. I do. But those Dunkin' Donuts asses ruined the pumpkin coffee in recent years, probably due to Americans' weird obsession with cloying sweetness! It used to taste mostly like unsweetened coffee with just a suggestion of a spicy smell. Now it's grossity-gross garbage! Maybe pie filling is but the plain pumpkin is pumpkin. I used to have to buy it for my aging pet ferret who had digestion issues (miss you, my little Finster!). I also use it in a hummus recipe; it doesn't change the taste all that much though, but does make it a much less bland color!
  11. That might not have been potable water; last time I was in Mexico, the bathrooms in the resort had little plaques saying not to drink it. But I suppose they could have boiled it?
  12. Oh my god, that was so, so stupid. This whole thing reminded me of, like, being a little kid and playing some pretend adventure game (like an actual old-school running-around-outside game, not a computer one) that you'd make up as you go along -- "No, I can't be dead in our pretend magical jungle-city because...I'm just now standing near this certain tree and...uh, it grew here to save me on days that I wear a blue T-shirt!" And Amy is powerful enough to bodyslam people all over the place but is then limited to simply hiking through the woods like a regular person and calling out names when she's on a rage-fueled predatory hunt?
  13. I liked it--it looked well done to me. I think a gradual fading would have looked better, though I wasn't totally bothered by by the sharp edge. I don't get why Chris said that it looks like the snake was coming out of her temple as if it's a bad thing; she has snakes for hair, and some hair comes from temples, so what's the problem?
  14. While I can possibly forgive the ill-advised urge to get loaded on free booze (though who in their right mind wants to risk a hangover in this situation?), I feel like Madison and Strand's wanton olive-eating was irresponsible! Madison's remaining kid is scavenging for food for their group, while her mother and Strand eat it during impromptu happy hour?!
  15. Oh my goodness, that pool! I would totally go there, though I don't want any spa treatments, just the pool. I kind of hate online armchair psychology directed at reality-show people but Jaqueline's "love me, love me not" thought made me think of OCD tendencies, which are known to increase in women close to menopause (women who already display the tendencies, I mean--not all women). I also hate mess in real life, but I always think its horrifying-funny when someone on TV makes one; I laughed when Teresa super-abruptly flipped that candy onto the floor...but I was waiting for a reference to the infamous sprinkle-cookie incident.
  16. I hate, hate, hate when, at work, someone nearby needs a pen or a stapler and grabs it off my desk (fine), uses it (also fine)... and then leaves it wherever s/he is as opposed to where s/he just took it from (NOT FINE)!
  17. Yeah, and I believe there's not even currently a test that guys can take to see if it's present. Plus, even if there was a way to find out, teenage guys in general don't typically get any kind of male equivalent of the gyno exam that girls do when they get to a certain age. HPV is actually super-common (and can affect the throat as well depending on the chosen activity); honestly, I don't think I have many female friends who haven't had a bout with it (and none of them, as far as I know, have dealt with warts--and yes, some of them would actually come right out say so if they had. We're a TMI bunch over here). But it is a pretty nasty commercial campaign; instead of scaring or guilting people, maybe give some valid info?
  18. A person--male or female--can carry it without manifesting any symptoms. And because it's not limited to the parts protected by a condom, it can get all over the...regions of both parties.
  19. Every few days? I can't even imagine; at our place, it's scoop two boxes at least once a day, more if we're present at the time of the act. And then dump the works when the litter (World's Best) starts being too sawdusty. Unfortunately, HPV can be spread even if people use condoms, and it's still pretty difficult for a guy to even know if he's a carrier.
  20. Haha, maybe they'll be thinking three moves ahead like chess players or something.
  21. I thought they said that one team will win the challenge, then I guess judging is the same as other seasons?
  22. Oh, tattoo-related itch...boo! I still get days when old tattoos are raised and bumpy. But I also have stupidly sensitive skin that reacts to everything; it's a wonder I can even get tattoos in the first place.
  23. Ahahahhahhaaaa, that made me laugh out loud! I like having people over and wish I did it more often but I do also like a good just-me-and-the-cats night.
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