TattleTeeny

I assume "starred" is sarcastic. That's a weird headline.

He's probably doing that "get her to dump me" routine because he's a tool and so later he can say, "but you cut off contact with me."

Oh, carry on -- never mind.

Today I might. Just because I hate everything.

Eh, I lose that much hair too, but you couldn't guess by looking. Apparently, it's just not attached very well! But that commercial is crazy because the lady already had the Swiffer that she says she didn't think she needed until she saw how effective it was every day.

I feel like Swiffer is trying to gaslight me into believing that most people mop their floors daily. One girl says something like, “at the end of a hard day, the last thing I want to do is mop the floor.” I just always think, “so don’t.” (And also that if she’s dead set on doing it, she could at least move the barstools instead of just mopping around and through their legs.)

But they still could have had it in a normal spot next to a visible outlet with the cord unplugged. How dare they!

Yes, that's what I'm saying!

I guess it is -- but even so, it could be way closer to the wall! Plus, aren't most copiers made so that they can be opened from the front and/or sides to fix the jams? I work at home now, so maybe I am out of touch with copiers!

The thing that bugs me most about the Jardiance commercial set in an office is the placement of the unplugged photocopier. It’s in the middle of the floor! Why not move it closer to the damn wall?! EDIT: predictive text assumed I wanted to say "together" instead of "to the."

Agree. While the litter box is a daily task, I don't categorize it as the same as doing the dishes or getting the mail or whatever. And I don’t fault anyone for being unable to do it, but I would hope that, in that case, they find a way to make sure it gets done somehow. But, yes, OK, I do get that a one-cat home may not be as “urgent” litter-boxwise. Even so, I don’t see why someone wouldn’t want to take the time to do it daily for their cat.

We just felt another about 30 minutes ago! Apparently a 4.0. Some of my friends have reported that there have been a few more (and/or aftershocks) all day, but I only felt the one this morning and the one a half-hour ago.

Something about the eggs being the "glue" that holds everything together, ugh. Especially if I can see an onion. No.

I have to turn away from Denny's commercials and flip over any diner placemats with images of omelets. Breakfast burritos are particularly upsetting. If you ever decide that you don't want to deal with eggs at all, one tablespoon of ground flaxseed combined with 3 tablespoons of water is the pretty standard vegan substitute. OHHHH! Also, earthquake! I'm in North Jersey -- that shit was nuts, man. I have never felt one before.

Maybe you need to buy (or make) them a birdhouse!

I just saw some laundry soap commercial that said something like “whether it’s you or your family with sensitive skin, blah blah use Whatever Detergent.” Why the hell do they feel the need to specify that? Who would think that it was only them that could use it? It’s such an unnecessary “filler” tactic that I usually only see in writing.

I don't know anything about it, but I feel like people in Nashville (and wherever else that isn't NJ) might appreciate JS merch more than people who actually live here?

OH MY GOD, my stepfather is driving me CRAZY! I texted him to ask what I thought was a simple tax-related question (I thought...) and he is clearly not reading what I am saying before he replies and, as a result, is asking me questions that are either redundant or completely irrelevant. I better never go on The Amazing Race with him -- I know he won't read the clue! UPDATE: He called and said he was confused and that he was trying to do more than one thing at once. I told him that it’s totally fine if he replies when it’s easier — no one was dying over here, haha!

That's why I said "average cat owner." But really, it's a couple of minutes. And if it takes longer than that, I'd argue that might be all the more reason to stay on top of it.

I saw that too! I guess my excess cat fur can just keep doing what it's doing...

Cleaning a litter box takes all of a couple of minutes; outside of the occasional forgetting, I really can't come up with a reason that the average cat owner wouldn't/couldn't do it at least once a day. And, if it's one of those "most hated" chores like we all probably have (grocery shopping for me -- screw you, grocery shopping!), it's probably worth the expense of the automatic ones.

Chickadees are so, so, SOOOOOOOO cute!

Oh, I know. But it makes me laugh more than it bugs me. I feel lucky when I find an especially egregious one! Oh my goodness, I totally misunderstood your other post and thought that you’d deliberately given the fur to the birds for their nest! I have plenty of excess cat hair — how can I donate it to birds?!

All of these negatives could (and may) be true about Ariana, but they don't change the fact that Tom is the one who trashed the relationship* and endangered the dog. I don't see how any side in the breakup could be taken but Ariana's, even if you (the universal you) hate everything about her. *Even if the relationship was as bad as Tom says, he still cheated instead of just getting out if it. ETA: Good point by Watch What Crappens re. skewers: Tom (it appears) leaves food and shit out all over the counters regularly.

I didn't sense judging -- sorry if it seemed that way in my reply. I am doing 59 things at once; was trying to be concise, but maybe it came out snippy!