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I finally understand why everyone has been singing about it being the most wonderful time of the year! This is truly the crown jewel of 90 Day spin-offs. Is Gino, um, all there? I’m not sure it’s okay to laugh at him. Fortunately, Caleb drawing a fried egg by a campfire and Memphis posing for “sexy time” while wearing a shower cap have us covered for this episode.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Michael doesn’t have the squeakiest clean of records 😔

This video is from three years ago! Why is she crying about haters and roaches now? If she was that upset about it, she could have done something back then. I’m sure we’ll get more tears next season when a nest of possums is discovered under Gage‘s crib. “This reminds me of how haters would make mean comments when I had a chili pot older than my son in the kitchen sink 😭”

Is it at all possible that Lacey and Danielle from 90 Day Fiancé are related? They look so similar.

If I were Ellie and had to hear about that motorcycle one more time, I would beat Victor with his own chin braid.

Tammy couldn’t stop PLAYING WITH FIRE long enough to arrange for the medications she needs to continue living? Is this show scripted? Because that’s a little on the nose.

Ex-wife: “Sumit, please stop staying out all night [with your girlfriend] and spending all our money [on a furnished apartment for your girlfriend].” Sumit: “My Ex WiFe WaS sO BoSsY”

Someone needs to send Kenny’s kids to Providencia, because there is a couple there who absolutely should not have a baby.

He could probably recycle plot lines from other 90DF cast members and get another two years! “You have to buy my parents a water buffalo.” “The government says we can’t get married. It’s to protect the human species.” “I wasn’t asking you to marry me, it was an appreciation ring.”

My b! You have to admit “experts” has a pretty specific meaning when talking about this show 🤷🏾‍♀️

Things are happening so fast!

@Mrs. Hanson, you should do promo for Before the 90 Days. Thank you for reminding me why it is my favorite show of the franchise. In order: J: You’re rude, Larry. L: What? I’m old? Yes, that was Patrick and his happity ass that his mother told him to keep off the Internet. And Icky Ricky, who jumped into water to prove his love even though he can’t swim. TOW gave us the iconic dildo salesgirl, but B90 just delivers so many classic moments one after another.

To be fair, the collective knowledge of the experts could fit on Jose’s whiteboard with plenty of room to spare. I would be more confident in the wisdom and advice of the average American middle school student than a single one of these “experts”.

Agreed, I was pretty surprised by her outfit! Michaela’s personality is a disaster, but she has always dressed very nicely — throughout the season, I thought her style was much better than anything we saw from Myrla’s expensive closet. I wonder if the show sends them to a particular store for decision day, like they do for the weddings?

Sumit says he quit his job because of Jenny, but this is probably about as truthful as the identity of Michael Jones. Jenny can’t make him do a thing he doesn’t want to or they would have gotten married a long time ago.

Mahamit looks less and less like a scammer as the seasons go on and the 90 Day Universe delivers Azan, Sumit, and The Williams. At least Mo married Dinyell!

I think it’s something to do with slut people.

We know what Sumit gets out of the relationship…

I agree that she isn’t a great partner — my first post in this thread was about how she somehow managed to be irritated with Bini and Avi having a happy reunion. But what have we seen Bini do for their relationship since the apartments he sourced well before Avi was born? He gets to coast off the effort he put in months ago just because Ari isn’t as cute as the audience decided Bini deserved. Neither of them seems to be mature enough to be a parent. If you can’t handle your girlfriend’s ex showing up with some utilitarian bras (that his own girlfriend picked out!) the correct response is not to take him to the gym and choke him.

At least not until the next Ethiopian woman refuses to have unprotected sex with him. Ariela is obnoxious, to be sure, but this is the franchise that gave us Angela, Ed, and Geoffrey. Her “ugly face” must be really bad to make her the worst of the lot.

Bini seems determined to avoid this lesson. He only gets women from foreign countries pregnant!

SteVen’s laugh is so creepy. I can’t believe four or five women let him get near enough for skoodlypooping.

Ari is a piece of work, isn’t she? Her irritation with Bini for not answering her phone calls is understandable, but when she complains about him playing with his son I lose any sympathy. He hadn’t seen the baby for months, what did she expect?

We haven’t heard anything about Bini having any other children, which makes me think that the local women might be more insistent about him wrapping it up. If so, good for them! They’re in an urban area but I think HIV is still a serious issue there.

Sumit’s mother probably smiled while saying things like “You said you would be here a few days and it’s been four months. When are you going to leave?” or “I know it must be exhausting living here rent free, but would it kill you to offer to wash a dish sometime?” and Jenny just thought they were friends.