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Memphis really said “me done” after finishing in the bathroom. Me about done with this whole show.

Hi all! Just a quick note to confirm — we will be calling Cruella’s man Dick Tracy, yes?

I think Memphis is worse. Brittany didn’t have any kids on whom to spring a stepdad she barely knows.

I think he should have felt like a pile of shit but he didn’t seem to. She was so visibly hurt, it was really uncomfortable to watch. Hamza’s response was to try to insult her intelligence on top of that and act like she was crazy when she drew the obvious (and correct!) conclusion.

Alina continues to surprise me with her ability to befriend people who are intrusive and rude. I also wonder when she is going to run out of unflattering things to say about Americans. It’s not cute and it doesn’t fool anyone into thinking she isn’t desperate for the D.

I would pay extra for Discovery Plus Plus to get to see a Pillow Talk with Zied reacting to Hamza’s artless attempt at scamming his mother. So mach terrible.

I think even he covered up for Dr. Paradise! I also noticed the puddle. It made me question if Dr. Now still hasn’t had the toilet repaired after Lupe.

You know what surgery would fix Jazz’s life? A familyectomy. I still can’t believe Jeanette said she loves Jazz, but not her body. How nice that she has the self confidence for a sexy pictures while she is cutting her daughter’s off at the knees.

What’s with the Reddit copypasta?

It makes sense. There is no protein in mashed potatoes. Did Chris have to talk about feeders and fetishes in the exam room? It would have sufficed to say Tammy has unhealthy relationships, or that she has people in her life who are enabling her disordered eating. Poor Dr. Smith. Can the exposure from this show really be worth having to deal with this family? I hope Dr. Procter has apologized for inflicting them on him.

I thought this was a little rich coming from someone who clearly wants to dispel the stereotype that a disability makes you asexual. Speaking of stereotypes, Ella! Ella needs to do something about those leaky eyes. She’s averaging two cries per episode and we already have a Darcey. Johnny should have asked his traditional doctor if there were any herbs to fix that.

Alina seemed to disagree. “It’s trash that no one wants.” She must have heard some Americans were taking MacBook Pros and PS5s for their foreign paramours.

Alina may be approaching Nicole levels of thirst. I had to refill my water bottle just watching her.

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Memphis talks to Hamza like she’s Cookie Monster. “Me nervous!” But some horrible version of Cookie Monster that constantly interjects “sexy time? sexy time?” during conversation and is also too unintelligent to book a hotel room.

I never thought about this, but I’m average height and even when I do travel alone, someone always offers to put my bag in the overhead bin for me. And they can see for themselves I have full use of my hands! Caleb looks worse and worse the more I think about it.

Tammy truly believes that she is doing her family a favor by not making them wipe her asscrack. That’s fine and she can believe so if she chooses. But it raises questions: Who is wiping it? Did it ever get wiped before Tisa won the job? Can I continue producing brain cells to replace the ones this show makes me want to erase?

Caleb: Woke hero who is doing his best to anticipate Alina’s needs, or just a total douchebag?

France is a country. Asia is not.

Maybe Ella’s horse can get together with the one Whitney Thore rode and they can commiserate. If Ella’s behavior isn’t fetishizing and racist, what is? She already got dreamy while talking about watching samurai movies (not Chinese) and anime (also not Chinese) and seeing “their” different physical characteristics. And “the culture” doesn’t exist. She is conflating the distinct cultures of multiple different countries. I could not believe Alina still managed to gaze at him with Disney eyes after he said that. I caught a deleted scene where he showed off a sling he purchased to wear on his back and carry Alina (think babybjorn carrier, but a backpack style), and if she’s happy being carted around in that, well, maybe these two really are meant for each other.

Serious question: could someone please explain to me how Memphis expected this to work? She seems surprised that the man she knew didn’t speak any English is now unable to understand anything she says. In other news, I was intrigued to learn that the former countries that once comprised the content of Asia have all congealed into a singular landmass with one unified culture. I wonder if Ella explained this to the man she refers to as “Indian Guy” before asking him to share his presumably extensive knowledge of taekwondo, origami, and low calorie Asian recipes.

She did manage to break up with The BBW King without having to get her weight below 300 pounds.

I’m sure his life flashed before his eyes when Tammy slipped getting into the pool. If she needed to be helped out of the pool, what could he have done? Formed a human chain with the water aerobics class?

Michigan.

I’m just stunned that Ryan got two more pages of Live Chat than Lacey.