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Does Bilal think they don’t have Google Maps in Trinidad? Has he blocked his fiancée on all social media? His prank is so last century.

Even his business was homeless.

What was the revelation about Ella’s birthday? She flew in a man to visit her and Johnny knew about that, but he hadn’t known that the visitor would be staying with her at her home? To me, the least surprising thing was that none of Ella’s friends like her enough to actually go to her birthday party. Who can blame them?

I hope this episode convinced the “experts” of what I have thought all season: Boston, like Atlanta, is a city comprised of unmatchables. If MAFS returns to either of these cities, it should be for some kind of study on people who are completely awful but believe themselves to be relationship material, because there is a vast population of them from which to draw samples. NB: Atlanta’s all time MAFS success rate is 12.5%. Shawniece and Jephte’s baby is the only thing keeping Beantown from joining Houston and Miami at the bottom with their goose eggs, because lord knows their relationship isn’t strong enough for that.

So according to Friend Ben, a young woman who lives in a beach town can’t post pictures in a bikini without it meaning a creepy old man is entitled to video chat with her… But why is she going on TV and then complaining about Gino trying to slide into her DMs? Doesn’t seem shy to me!

I think he is so insecure about his baldness that he also requires his emoji to wear a hat at all times.

If anything could make me feel sorry for Mike, it was him making an effort to look dapper for the Tell All in his suit and leaving his glasses at home…and ending up looking like Uncle Fester. Meanwhile, Hamza strides onto the set in his own glasses, somehow even more handsome than ever.

At this point, you’ve just got to ask yourself if Mark filed the motion just to get his name back in the news. Maybe he’s watching the current season and wanted to remind everyone that The Specimen is the OG creep/sex tourist/borderline human trafficker and will not be outdone by Ben/Mike/Gino/Kimbally/Ella/Memphis.

I’m not as Godly as Ben, so could someone explain to me what kind of help is given to the homeless at a Red Roof Inn? Going to a soup kitchen, a church, a shelter, all of those make sense. A Red Roof Inn? Was he going to tell them bedtime stories about runaway trains and then tuck them in? My other question is: how does any of this cockamamie tale of a homeless couple and their Oprah giveaway of some benzos explain the most recent arrest? Wasn’t it for missing a court appearance (or as Ben might call it, Mandatory Judge Time)? Or is he still working on that story?

Quoted for truth. We saw Mike try his best to throw her sex work history and his US citizen status (“I could have given you so many opportunities to live in America and work a better job!”) during this fight, there is no way he wouldn’t have played that card if she actually had moved to America and gotten whatever job is “better” in Mike’s 270 degree rotating head 🦉 At least he finally answered all the “why doesn’t Mike find a nice girl in his hometown?” questions. You can’t hold US residency and work status over the head of the phlebotomist you met at the local watering hole.

When Memphis says she is 3 weeks pregnant, doesn’t that mean it’s been 3 weeks since her last period? I don’t think the timeline of her pregnancy is as suspect as her apparent willingness to have unprotected sex with a man with whom she can barely discuss her own gastrointestinal issues.

In her defense, she did try this.

Too bad neither he nor Memphis understand “condom”.

My guess is that Ben went to the Mike school of trying to buy a woman and isn’t going to start talking about the money unless and until Mahogany unequivocally dumps him.

I heard on a podcast that Mike would frequent the 90 Day Reddit subs and behave with the same level of home training he has demonstrated on the show. That’s probably why the hate is worse for him there. ETA: this post actually makes a very good point. His behavior took a sharp turn once he realized he couldn’t buy a woman:

New hat! New hat!

I’m sure it’s better for all involved if the person in the car with Ben for three hours of Mandatory Alone Time can at least pretend they don’t speak any of the same languages as he does.

Why did I think “Mrs. Ximena” would be a nickname for Mike?

So that’s why he chose her! Of course he blew off the hearing. The judge probably wanted to focus on his past, and we know how Ben hates that.

This really puts her complaining about $45 for rush shipping into perspective 😂

There are a lot of silly things on this show that you just have to laugh at, like Mother Chantel with a tiny hat perched on her head or Darcey grooming herself in an airport bathroom. But Ben’s flashes of anger aren’t fun, and they only get worse when you think about them and realize he is using religion to wallpaper over some serious rage. He thinks younger women are more likely to be manipulated easily and he looked furious when Mahogany wasn’t bending to his will. I don’t know the average age of Primetimer posters, but I have a feeling that we are mostly past Ben’s “best before” date since EVERYONE here sees through him. Who describes a previous relationship as “dating a 27-year-old for three years” other than someone who dumps a woman for turning 30? And because my post was more serious than usual, I would just like to say…more like DULazyEye.

I miss Tai already 😭

Ximena’s KIDS’ bed?! 🤮 🤮🤮🤮!!!

Ella wasn’t even in this episode, and I still had to see her crying! No te amo, TLC.

Maybe his ADHD got in the way of him completing the task of scrubbing his social media.