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Oldcrone

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  1. Wouldn't it be fabulous viewing if there was a mashup up of shows and Pastor Pred-o-phile meets his "god ordained" child bride as she's coming from an ass chewing session with Dr Now? Please, TLC make that come true!
  2. Wait...wha???? Dr. $hill owns Doc on Demand????? With HIS SON JAY???? Robin has a podcast????? And a skin care line??? Isn't that called Wayyyyyy Tooo Much Botox? Whew....for a moment there I wasn't sure for whom $hill was $hilling !! Thank you, ParrotFeathers for clearing that up. (by the way, I'm a parrot head myself, with a beloved African Grey and 2 rescue cockatiels. Parrot heads unite!!)
  3. Is Dr. $hill picking on Texas this week? 3 shows about goings on in Texas this week.
  4. Auntie Anxiety you are my hero!!!! I train and show my dogs (Mastiffs) and am forever being asked what to do with fill-in-the-blank- issue with their dogs. Oh, no!! You mean I actually have to do WORK??? Put in EFFORT???? Um, yeah. I don't even listen to it anymore. My first question is "are you willing to do what I say to do, every time, every day for however long it takes?" Nope! People would rather bitch than switch what they're not doing. Makes me crazy(er)!! And while I don't have any human children, I suspect being very clear about what is and is not acceptable, being consistent, and praising good behavior and redirecting less desirable behavior would work just as well. Of course, I had a Southern Mama.....all it took was one GLARE and I would stop what I was doing. On another note...I totally love Jihoon's parents. Such nice people!!!
  5. I beg to differ. No doubt, he has someone from his list of "females " to fill them out for him. I doubt he can even spell his own name. Could you imagine a phone interview with Mumbles?
  6. Thank you SPIKE for the spit take and loud guffaw!!! Still laughing....tramp-oline!!! You are my hero for the day!!
  7. Call the coroner and the time. DYING laughing here. Thank you! Thank you! I will never be able to say or write grandparent without saying to myself grandpornent!!!!
  8. Surely Tania is going to be a Bitch Doctor, right?
  9. Darcy's wedding dress. The perfect trifecta of Trashy, White and Clear.. Now where the hell is my eye and brain bleach?
  10. I'm with you Zillabreeze!!! If it weren't for the soul saving snark, I would have no reason to waste what few braincells I have left on these shows. Oh, but the snark!!! Makes me laugh and often I am applauding the posters on the original and f*cking HYSTERICAL comments. My dream evening? All of us in a room, beverages of choice in hand, having the laugh of our lives. But then, I'm a total introvert.....so the computer screen is where I interact. Plus, I don't have to wear a bra....... I have a new SOS meaning. Save Our Snark!!!!
  11. Sleezy Lizzie explaining her tats was just too too much. Deuteronomy my ass. More like Boob-erotomy perVERSE 44 DDD “Behold my Done Drug Down boobies!”
  12. Snort....giggle...snort.... Thank you! I so needed a laugh this morning!! And yes, all those sMothers would make even Oedipus cringe.
  13. In Justin's defence regarding NOT wanting a relationship with his ever so toxic brother, I totally agree with him on that point. Just because you share DNA with someone does NOT give them the right to be hateful, hurtful, unkind or cruel and then magically forgive them because of a blood relationship. It's better to surround yourself with people who do love and care about you. I've always said friends are God's way of apolgizing for family. Yes, you can have a relationship; albeit a very distant one with toxic family. You just have to set the boundary within yourself. Just as soon as the first unkind remark is made it's time to say nicely "Oh, look at the time....So sorry to rush off but I have to {fill in the blank} See/talk to you soon." And LEAVE or hangup. No drama, no accusations. Just politley and nicely say "oops...gotta go" and disengage. Even if you can only leave the room, do it and busy yourself with something else. I know he's not where he can just up and walk away, but he will someday. The trick is to not let it make you angry and leave in a huff. Just nice and polite and eventually they will learn not to treat you that way. And if they don't...well..you're not in the line of fire any longer. Just my 2 cents....
  14. I'm sure you meant "Pick of the illiterate"
  15. 🤣🤣DIED laughing when Annie said "maybe yo ass ate the remote AGAIN!"
  16. One of my dogs was being extra silly and wanting to play. I told him in my best Anndrrrrree voice "Don' terror-ICCCEE me wi' yourrrrrr toy." This was his reaction LOL
  17. I totally get where the plantiff's were mad about the dog peeing/pooping in their yard. Years ago, I lived in a very nice neighborhood, but every day some small dog would poop in front of my mailbox. Every. Damn. Day! So, I put some poop bags on my mailbox. Never used. Then put a note that said "Poop happens...for your convenience in picking up after your pet" with an arrow pointing to the bags. Still, Poop. Every. Damn. Day. Finally, I was home from work and saw a man walking his small dog and watched as this dog pooped in front of my mailbox! Oh, hell no! I grabbed my dog's leash and said "lets go for a walk, Grimm!" I followed the Poop Offender to his house, and as he was walking up his walkway, I loudly said to my dog, "Go potties!!! Go Potties!!" I should mention that Grimm was my first Mastiff, and weighed about 190 lbs! The man was furious. I politely said, your dog poops in my yard, my dog will poop in your yard. Oddly enough, I never had poop in my front yard again! Still laughing 25 years later!
  18. Did anyone catch the look on Plastic Robin’s face at the end of the show? She was fuming! For a second there, I thought her fillers were going to melt. How dare Phillp hawk another “skin care” line other than hers!!! Even her Botox mouth was in a frown.
  19. I nominate Coach Mike to go "help" her. After all, according to Dr. Shill, he is the best at motivating the unmotivated. UPDATE As much as I cannot stand "Coach" Mike, I would not inflict that vile waste of oxygen on him. And that's saying a mouthful.
  20. Wha...what did I just hear??? Coltee’s Mommy saying they haven’t had a normal relationship and time with her baby boy?? On what planet is their relationship “normal”???
  21. Soooo....Mama June is going to be doing commercials for Meth Life Insurance??? And bless you all for the Lardassians....snort...snort... LOL
  22. Be still my heart, HOARDERS IS BACK!!!! One of my very favorite moments is when the Hoarder was screaming " But I had plans for that rock!"
  23. So many wonderful lines.... but one of my favorites is Black Cindy walking away saying "Where my dreidel at?" just cracks me up.
  24. Gotta say it. That woman on today’s show with the multi year pregnancies, multiple uterui and vaginas (?) is as fucked up as a football bat.
  25. Laughing my ass off at BIG Angela throwing a hissy fit at being called an “elder” then stormin’ off shouting “I’m 52 damn years old”. Honey, ya can’t have it both ways. My Cull —you need to run!!
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