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Waiting for news to break Dorit's been admitted to camp pretend for 'exhaustion'. Believe they all know (Kyle was last to learn) she appears high or coming down too often. Say whatcha will about Lisa R, she was the only one brave enough to give it air.

Have always liked Kandi. Enjoy seeing her appear happy! From her makeup, striped sweater & hairstyle, while visiting with Sheree, was all PERFECT on her. I've noticed she's been opening her mouth more while talking with her chin UP (instead of usual tuck n grumble) .Makes me want to hear more. Mama Joyce having brain skip moment(ssss) was a great scene! The editor had fun with the slow pan blur compilation. Felt like the cameraman was literally nodding off. GOLD! Nene's looking 90 yrs old TH silver-gray shoulder wings 'outfit'. I've seen many many strange looking wigs/makeup/dresses, but that was just awful. I am beyond tired of seeing shiny round boobs in my face. I never hear much of what they are saying when my mind wonders where their nipples are? Like some of them must have side nipples. WHY does Bravo keep doing this cleavage crap with the HW's. I don' t want to see it! Sheree gave me the impression she wanted her TH 'like seriously in pain right now ' to reinforce the car accident aggrivating a prior injury, for a lawsuit. I dunno, seems her bf isn't a very good instructor or Sheree forgot she wasn't suppose to bring up past back trouble. Everything about her screams scammy to me. Kenya's reaction to it was a bit much, or should i say NOT MUCH when getting hair and makeup done. Just doesn't seem 'real' that a friend calls in crisis and ya don't stop ppl from primping until you are sure they are OK. Or maybe they are all just this detatched.

Kelly: to answer your TH question: I do not believe Shannon is jealous of Tamara wanting to be friends with Vicki again. I think Shannon is hurt now that she see's how Tamara does not live by the boundaries she professes to have ( with Vicki and others). Shannon cannot be a true friend to Tamara on the level she believed they shared. Sucks when you find out a friend is not who they say they are. Yep Shannon's a bit off this season, but one thing that hasn't changed, she will never be a friend to Vicki again. Ever. I LIKE THAT IN SHANNON. Who could have a friend be a cancer scam liar that brings others into the lie then denies the lie and then admits to a lie happening but she was too weak to address the lie & believes everyone should forget her lie and pretend a new Vicki exists. Uhhh Tamara. Tsk. Have rewound last weeks episode several times to see the looks on Meghan and Shannon's faces while they did the casserole dance with Vicki. Both of them 100% are playing the F-You Bravo game. This is my kind of entertainment ;)

Had a good chuckle watching the faces while 'Teresa only cares about money' flew around. There is not ONE person who hasn't said that about Teresa, whether to her face or behind her back. Yet they ALL look shocked that such a thing was uttered. Perhaps it was more of a 'oh shit someones gonna say I said it too' looks. Uh the world watched live footage, court documents, with proceedings that prove Teresa put her love of money before her dignity, her children's-parent's- friends'-creditors wellbeing...etc. She willingly conspired to gain financial advantage WHILE dismissing her debts to creditors- in her MIND and ON PAPER. Yet, somehow it's shocking such a TRUTHFUL statement was spoken. So we wait, to see IF someone will admit to something that was already admitted to. Gawd I need a new hobby :) PO

Lydia was the 'host'. Her needing validation from Tamara , puzzles me. Yet at the same time, Tamara knew exactly where the error in communication was and took the middle road, sly . I guess this happens when mothers shower their daughters daily with glitter dust and eccentric babble, Lydia can't cope without validation. I can hear her next confession " this one time, my anger got the best of me and I tossed a menu at a friend, or so I'm told because I really don't feel it was thrown. Forgiven". For someone who feels so much, she sure seems to miss the plot this season. This franchise turned so ugh. How many times around the same story lines can I go. OMG whale bones on a beach-gasp-stare-gasp-leave. They all do a silent mourn & respect the ancient carcass on the beach, yet turn and shun, mock and contrive storylines against the living humans next to them. Are there no local cultural foods we can see enjoyed, other than Vicki slammin a cheeseburger? Blah trip. ALMOST makes me want to read Lydia's magazine write up. All the back and forth over Vicki's crisis... what a shit show. What is it with these people arguing over who thinks whats happening and shouting over the other while insisting they know better. Grab a phone, call for help, THEN explain to the person what you've done and what you think may be happening. This is how people die and regret daily that they didn't call for help FIRST. uffda.

Exited to see Iceland ! Perhaps all the HW's can sit in awe-some silence without making the ultimate universe's lights display be about themselves. Lydia writes for the Nobleman eh. So much time preparing luggage with new tags on attire cram packed into too many luggage(s), they appear so overworked to get packed ...for a trip.. TO ICELAND! Maybe it was exhausting, the amount of retakes it took to get D's to dive in with red soled shoes at the perfect angle- criss cross applesauce – feet posing, exhausting. Have a feeling producers begged (paid overtime) Meghan to bring Aspen. I like how Meghan bites her cheek/lip when she so wants to contribute some inside scoop she is aware of, but refrains. Every episode. Shannon would have gotten a better reaction, from me at least, if she didn't complain to David that her parka's dont fit, and instead shopped for new fitting parka and shoved the receipt in David's popcorn bag “oooo look you get to keep the cracker jack prize”. Giggled at Kelly showing off her new rain boots, thought it was cute but then no one seemed to be paying attention to her :( I like her rain boots & her calmer self. Good Gawd Vicki. Didn't recall seeing episode screaming about a van, so I thought they were showing an upcoming tantrum where she was gonna throw a casserole dish down the concrete driveway spraying shards of glass “ No More Pyrex Casserole Dishes EVVEEER”. I see that's not happening :( . Must have read something similar in previous forum posts to have that impression in mind. Wonder if Brianna will do a tell all book after..well ya know..the impending death by heart conditions affecting the young elderly. Bring on the Northern Lights!

LOL @ the 2 nannies/cooks ducking down behind Joe Gorga's breakfast island while he "made pancaskes". Ok don't rewind, I lied..but I'd bet he had 'help' around. A dry paper towel to clean up sticky orange juice on fabric seating..ugh. I like the new gal, refreshing personality in the mix. Delores's EX (cant recall his name) ... odd. She had the most curious explanation for why he returned to live with her and the kids. No wonder what the "ongoing argument they can't get over" is...betting infidelity cause that's just how the guy is.. so lovable in Delores's eyes.. PUKE.

OMG Kim. Seriously? Returning the bunny, with an audience, reason being it's “bad energy”. HAHAHA. She only said bad energy, negative energy, not good energy 20 times. Repeat it enough times you might believe the lines eh. Kyle repeating to everyone and Kim 'she's superstitious, see I don't think they understand how you are with superstitions' , etc.. Welp.. THATS KYLE ENABELING KIM. Kyle was verbally empowering Kim to accept her questioned behavior as 'OK', while trying to convince everyone else it is acceptable behavior because of Kim's beliefs..gnaw gnaw gnaw. She should have just kept shoving more fingers in her mouth until she choked on her wrist. I personally like Kyle's character, I just don't like how her face contorts into mind control victim when Kim starts her shit. Rhinna's the first one to produce real tears... that beats blubberin dry tissue eye presses. Pretty sure I read someone post in the past how if they'd gotten that gift from Rhinna they'd return it to her. Hmmm perhaps Andy's crew does read these posts. For what it's worth STOP FILMING KIM. I'd rather watch Eileen fall asleep listening to Dorit.

oh LeeAnne.. "haven't you ever like really wanted to be skinny on your birthday, so you could like fit in this amazing dress, so you thought fuck it I'll take a little exlax" - and drank a little too much so everything that I took kicked in . Uh NO. But do tell us what year this was, as I'm betting it was recently. Like ya know, like how all 50 yr olds are doing it like right.

Looks like line of lymph nodes removal. Or an accident that left her with a wound that required healing from the inside out/drain tube.

Jules and Carole in the closet : Carole saying 'that's how you know when someone is rich, they wallpaper the insides of their closets'. I'd bet she knows Jules will be adding wallpaper to all of her interior closets now, adding an extra 3 months to her house reno. And THAT is why Carole is one of my favorite HW's. That and how Carole had the 'c'mon put it in your mouth and chew it...DO IT' look on her face when Jules was pretending to eat 1/4 of a mini pretzel. That's all that was 'fun' for me to watch in this episode. Bethany oh Bethany... I do not believe her saying she has NEVER screamed and berated anyone in her life like she did to Luann. PAHLEASE. If the walls of your ex's home could talk. yikes. I have yet to figure out if she had cheek implants or her jaw shaved. Either way, her face looks a bit less harsh this season. Irritating how she always blames the places she is instead of her behavior, to justify her crazy. WTH was that scene with Luann whispering on about being called a slut , while Jules was having txts/msgs about her dying father. Selfish.

Didn't Leann say a few episodes back how inappropriate poop talk was...and now we see her getting along with Brandi with zero care sharing her ass fire that required ice cubes story hehehawhawhehe UGH. Why am I still watching this. And why do parents laugh at their kids' poop comments at a dinner table instead of saying 'we don't talk about poop while eating'. Parents teaching their children how to be rude so they can keep their parents laughing is gross to watch. Better decide quick if they are raising clowns or gentlemen. Speaking of clowns..WHY does LeAnn use that shade of blush and WHY doesn't her 'friend' tell her it's unflattering. Her face always looks like she's made up to be viewed from 50 ft away (theatre style). At the themed party her make-up didn't change from her usual tones, was just applied thicker. She has great cheek bones, doesn't even need blush IMO. I'm hoping for a spa day so I can get a glimpse of some reality. Out of all the RH's this series has the most awkward looking face work and makeup. Something is 'off' with Mark. Beyond his lust for designer wear, gives me the dangerous creep vibe.

LeAnn's cab driver wouldn't take her money because she was crying so hard. HA. Pretty sure I saw that scene in a Rich's to Rag's movie, gal couldn't afford fare & let the flood gates open. Hmmm. Whatever happened to big tipping your cab driver when you/your party were being ridiculous, ya know, for the CABBIES inconvenience? No idea what god L & T were praying to, but it certainly wasn't the God that answers your prayer with a peace that surpasses all understanding. No peace in that gathering. tsk. tsk. Mays well have joined hands in front of Marie saying 'we are gathered here today to be self serving bitches and you are our target, amen'. Kudos to Marie for how she handled every bit of that mess. Marie should have asked if she could read the print outs for them (take away their fire) and read them with ' and that is how i felt' after each one. THAT , with the head gear would have been gold! Every time LeAnn whined about her reputation, was clear she was amping herself up for the dirty deed. I'm liking Stephanie and Travis's scenes, but no idea why a decorator is needed to put that room together. It really looked like anyone could have clicked the 'buy this room' on Houzz. Brandi with Stephanie is uncomfy to watch. Brandi is a guest ,sitting in a newly decorated KIDS ROOM and has to make inappropriate comments about the kids' cushions.. she is so f'd up to not see that as rude. I don't know what it is called when a person relates everyday objects to bodily fluids or bodily functions...but it's like watching a 5 yr old make stinky poopy jokes all day, not funny and off putting coming from an adult. I'm waiting for the reunion so I can hear her 'that's just how I am, and I have 1 friend that tolerates my behavior, so your problem with me is invalid'. BG can relate, but I"m tired of her schtick. Since I have a problem with a mother not putting shorts on a girl in a dress, who thinks the counter top is a playground, I'll be the one with the problem in her eyes. It's not healthy to try entice a child to like something by saying 'look it's vodka, mommys putting vodka in the spaghetti sauce so you'll like it', what the ever living hell is that crap. I"m so far removed from this type of parenting, it makes my jaw drop! Had my child ran and locked herself in an intercom room, I'd have let her be until dinner time. Never would cross my mind to antagonize her with a call begging her to comply. I see 'my moms my best friend and best drinking buddy' in their future.

Dorinda and John dinner: THIS conversation was interesting to watch. But I didn't understand what John said while he stabbed something ( a fork) on the plate. Seemed to be her last straw moment. So curious to know if it was what he said combined with the 'stab' moment or if it was just that he spoke at all. Rewound it several times, can't make it out. How she directs him in conversation and schools him on respect is like watching a mother redirect her 10 year old with ADHD over and over. I like that she gives chances but walks away when being disrespected. She could teach Teresa on NJ a thing or two on how not to sit like a doormat in silence. Wondering if the 'psychic' telling her John wouldn't be her next husband was the permission she was waiting for to start walking away from him. I hope it is for good, there is just something so off with them. apologeeeze . i clicked submit ONCE and 5 copies were posted. trying to sort how to delete post but dont see the option

pasted from my reply in other thread. Won't be surprised of OD news next month, after she's watched the reunion, again. I can't imagine mental health therapists suggesting an unstable patient with addictions go back to the set that triggered previous meltdown. Bravo: I do not want to see Kim Richards 'updates this/next season on Kim's relationship with Kyle or her AA'. Stick to the superficial drama you do best.