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Maeve... Or as I like to refer to her the off Broadway version of Queen Elsa. I'm just waiting for her to sing Let it Go as she bakes.

I hated Boob and Mechelle before.....now? Whole new level of hate. Hate isn't even the right word, disgusted is better. My daughter is my child, I love her and I take an interest in what she loves and I make an effort to know what's she's into so we can talk about it. Being a guy I always had sports to connect with my father so it was easy and mother's just have a connection with kids that's usually universal. Being a father to a daughter I want her to connect with me and know I'm here for her. The Duggar's kids are just statistics. Plain and simple. Why bother with the names when a number would have been enough? These "parents" don't know anything about their kids other than they're the reason why the bank account is fat. Josh is slimy but he deserved help not to be swept aside. The girls? They should band together and just blow the roof off of everything now. Why pretend now? I understand about keeping things private but here's a chance to finally get the help you sorely need. Bottling things up and pretending they never happened NEVER works. These kids have been programmed since birth to be mindless drones this might be the kick in the pants they need to finally do something to help themselves out. Damaged goods? Hardly. They had no choice because their asshole parents put themselves before everything even God! Never once do they ever say we raised our kids to do this and that, it's always trained. You train a puppy you raise a child. Just because you can have children doesn't mean you should.

Mechelle can eat a bag of dicks.... And I've said it before that I hope and pray that the older kids wise up and just revolt against their "parents" and just leave. At 25 years old Jana needs to make a stand and tell her parents where they can go. Slavery was abolished with the 13th amendment back in 1865, why do these poor kids have to continue to live this way? It's as simple as telling Boob and Mechelle pay me what I'm owed or there will be a tell all book.....

And how could we forget Jim Boob as the flying monkey.

Pay no attention to that baby behind the blanket.....WAIT!!! I meant to say please pay attention to that baby behind the blanket....like totally. Does that make Jill the Scarecrow and Derick the Tin Man? Or would he be the Cowardly Lion? Hmmmm....

Jill hated the idea of humor while in labor? She would have loved me. I'm the type of person who finds humor in just about everything, nothing to be proud of but that's the way the good Lord made me. When my wife was getting stapled after the c-section, I walked over and counted all the fingers and toes on my daughter and made sure she was A-Ok. I walk back over to my wife and she asks me "what does she look like?" And me being the ass I am say "a baby." The nurses and doctor started laughing and my wife wasn't too happy....not like she could hit me or anything so I wasn't too worried. Humor makes me feel better, it makes me feel comfortable and to this day 10 plus years after my daughter's birth my wife still gives me shit about it. And I still say, tell me she didn't look like a baby! Welcome to married life Jill and Derick. You'll soon find out that you're not 100% compatible, you will annoy each other, you will get into arguments and you will get mad. Just accept it and learn from it.

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! These people drive me to the point of wanting to beat something! Saying this as a man, Derrick came up WAY small in the man department. If my mother was in the same shape his mother is and we were about ready to do a jinder reveal I sure as hell would have been where my mother was and let those slack jawed, mouth breathing, troglodytes Duggar's come to us. His mother showed real emotion when she found out it was a boy, actual honest to god emotion. Mechelle on the other hand looked like she just found out what topping Miracle licked and stuck to the pizza. She has a lot in common with a 3 dollar bill. Derrick has a lot to learn about being a man, he'll never get there unfortunately because he's all in on the Duggar way of thinking and that is just beyond my realm of thought. My hope is that one of these kids just rises up and says no to their dingleberry parents, just once stand up for yourself and see how it feels.

All I keep thinking about with that awful moniker is "Is you is or is you ain't my baby."

With this child being of American Royalty descent, I was thinking, maybe they're having difficulty finding a red carpet to cram into the Royal birth canal? Berber? Shag? Plush? So many choices.... It was an original hardwood entry/exit way at first........

I swore I thought that's what I saw! I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

You're absolutely right on all counts. I think this is the thing that irritates me more than anything else with this family and that's the dreaded chaperone. At any age past 18 it's just odd to have a chaperone! And being over 21 and having to have one would make me go postal. Why is an intimate conversation so wrong with this family? I get being in a house with a bajillion people kind of makes alone time and personal space hard to come by, but still to really get to know someone you need that one on one time. As much as Bin isn't ever going to be a Rhodes Scholar and Jessa might be bitchy at least they know each other. Jill and Derick are still learning what each other's favorite food's and color's are for crying out loud. And they're about to become parents at any minute... Good luck finding any alone/private/free time when you've got a new born needing 24/7 care. Dumb, dumb, dumb.. You're only young for so long and this family seems to not realize that.

His pronunciation of Bengerman has a certain Moe Szyslak quality to it.

He did ride a bus with them once or twice. Doesn't that qualify as an old family friend?

Thanks... Glad to be out of the shadows, the wedding officiant shed light on what a great username should be. In honor of him I'm randomly adding R's to words torday.

Thanks for the welcome. Putting it that way makes more sense to me. When I paused it and read the sign I swore it looked like how I typed it, no - or / breaking up the date into month or year just 96-99. Odd that you would list a death date and not a birth date as well....but what do I know, I like cake at weddings. And banquet halls.