As big a creep as I think Jay is, after tonight I've decided that Ashley actually bugs me more. Enough already with her dumb ass. I'm sick of her smug little pouty sneer and her demanding that Jay explain himself and listening to her castigate him endlessly when he tries to defend his hopelessly inexcusable behavior. He doesn't love her and he never did and she has to know that. Nevertheless, she keeps demanding that he say something - anything - that will give her an excuse to stay with him. He can't, of course, so she berates him some more then snivels about how she doesn't know why she hasn't kicked his ass out yet. Gawd.
I don't understand why she hasn't kicked his ass out, either. I damn sure don't know why she is sitting there snuggled up to the pig, letting him drape his arm around her. I suspect it is because Ashley has a deep need to be cheated on and Jay is just the man for the job. They were made for each other. Whatever. I'm just sick of listening to Jay's smarmy lines and I've heard enough of Ashley's pathetic mewling. They can get off my tv now, please.
Steven's face turned so beet red during his exchange with Ansuelo. I thought he was going to stroke out, lol. He got off way too damn easy over the whole lying to Olga about filing for her visa thing. She was pregnant so it was okay to lie to her, really Kohlrabi? You're full of shit and you'd tie Ansuelo's nutsack in a knot if he pulled that on you and you know it. Shut up. By the way, your manchild of a husband has a screw loose ... what the hell was with his head slapping meltdown at the end of the show? That was NUTS. I mean it was seriously NUTS. You better keep an eye on that dude. He was scary.
There are no words to express how little I care about Jon and Fernada. If TLC thinks I am going to endure watching a clip of that stupid spoiled brat literally foaming at the mouth sobbing again, they're as crazy as Ansuelo. That's what the fast forward button is for.
I did enjoy learning what a catty little bitch Fernanda is, though. I had no idea. I sensed she was vain and arrogant and conceited, but she really has a nasty streak, too. Tangling with Larissa is a mistake, though. The Brazilian Bomber is way above her weight class. She's gonna end up regretting getting into it with her. But Jon and Colt are pretty evenly matched ... both of them are snide little pricks with superiority complexes who think they are way smarter than they actually are. Seeing them trying to out passive aggressively denigrate each other was a hoot.
Does anyone know why Ashley is in such a tizzy over Larissa? Because Larissa seemed to not even know Ashley exists, lol. Yet Ashley seemed determined to get into it with her. Talking all badass about backhanding her, puleeze. Ashley is a hopeless doormat and Larissa would eat her up like a bowl of Debbie's bith phtew.
I enjoyed Leida's tearful performance but I ain't buying it for a second. You don't go from being a heartless, selfish hag who demands your fiance dump his kids to the remorseful, enlightened soul she tried to pretend she was that quickly. Spare me. The only thing Leida regrets is letting the camera capture her heinous behavior and the grief she's been catching since the show started airing. I gotta hand it to her, though ... she threw herself at the mercy of the audience, saying all the right things. It sure shut down all discussion of her behavior. As much as I don't want to see Tasha put through the wringer any more, I am looking forward to her confronting Leida next week. And looks like that model of responsible, compassionate sensitivity, Steven, is going to have a few things to say to Eric about what it means to be a father. If Ansuelo can keep his shit together and not go completely crazy and bust up the joint, it should be an interesting show.