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Albanyguy

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  1. Fundie women are only allowed to get away from their husbands and kids and hang out with other women if it's an event that centers around domesticity (a bridal or baby shower) or Jesus (a religious retreat like this one). But going out with the girls to play golf or tennis? A book club where you have a glass of wine and talk about books other then the Bible? Just hanging out in a coffee shop? That's the wiork of the Devil!
  2. A wood stove would be a good idea, if it was a good quality stove installed by professionals and in compliance with code regulations. Big, big “if”. But I can just see Jill grifting a broken down second-hand stove, deciding that the boys could install it themselves under Dave’s expert supervision and declaring that code enforcement inspections and permits are for people who aren’t already protected by Jesus watching over them.
  3. Maybe she's heartbroken because Timothy forgot to buy her a "Thank you for giving birth to me on this day, Mahmo" present.
  4. But then they have cheap weddings that look like they were thrown together at the last minute. Maybe Heidi's family set the date for six months from now so that they can plan something nicer.
  5. If Jim Bob has decided that it's time to break the news to Josh that there will be no more money for his legal bills, it would be just like him to send one of the boys along to do his dirty work for him.
  6. Is this the first time one of his siblings has visited?
  7. Jill sees herself as Maria Von Trapp, leading her children in glorious song, except that unlike those heathen Catholics, HER family believes in the correct Jesus.
  8. And didn’t she once talk about having to drive an elderly woman from her church someplace? I remember she was quite resentful about it because the woman wasn’t one of the “important” church members.
  9. The earth was created 6,000 years ago. Humans co-existed with dinosaurs. Evolution is an atheist lie. Climate change is a liberal hoax. That about covers it.
  10. Or she'll announce that she's pregnant and then the following week, she'll have a tragic, severely painful miscarriage.
  11. But does she do anything other than just show up and pose for pictures? Does she cook a meal? Change a diaper? Do a load of laundry? I think we all know the answer.
  12. When Jill Dillard was in the hospital after the birth of one of her kids (I think it was the second one), they posted several pictures of her husband Derick walking around the hospital barefoot. You see these young Fundie adults with no eduction, no common sense, no manners, no ability to function in the outside world and ypu realize that this is the generation who were born and raised to be an army for Jesus and reclaim the Untied States as a "Christian" nation. Let us know how that works out for you, kids.
  13. I see that David was the First Prize Winner in the chili cook-off. Want to bet that the voting was rigged to make sure that the lord and master won?
  14. I wionder if the sucker who built them that free staircase has seen the photos of Jill and David treating themselves to a vacation at a "fancy" hotel with a pool.
  15. In addition to not being able to afford the out-of-pocket expenses, I wonder if she even qualified to go on the trip in the first place. It's possible that she was lying about earning enough "points" to be eligible for the cruise. All the promotional material about the cruise that she posted online looked as if it had been badly photoshopped. I could easily see her claiming that she was going (because her ego wouldn't allow her to admit otherwise) and then faking illness at the last minute to save face. I think that, like Michelle Duggar and Josie, she has an enormous emotional investment in keeping Janessa a perpetual baby.
  16. Oh, yes. I remember Josh and Anna Duggar "counseling" other young Fundie couples on how to have a happy Christian marriage. The Smuggars hadn't even been married for a month, but they were "experts".
  17. She’s going to drape herself in long black veils, post endless pictures of herself with tears and mascara running down her face, along with videos of the kids praying and singing at Hunk’s gravesite and triple her grifting efforts. At some point, she may decide to start looking around for a second husband and she may even find some poor slob dumb enough to take on her and her family, in which case we’ll hear that “God is so good to me!”.
  18. She and David will sneak onto the bow of the ship to re-create the iconic Rose-and-Jack "King of the World" scene from Titanic. She'll get one of her Plexus groupies to snap the picture. Even the less prestigious cruise lines are noted for their abundant buffets. Hunk and Jill will be in hog heaven. Even if Plexus is just paying for Jill's passage, she'll find a way to grift enough to bring David along.
  19. Maybe Jill could ask Jim Bob Duggar for his famous recipe for Cold Green Beans with Ketchup.
  20. The only thing I believe about that is that his prison nickname is “Bible Boy”
  21. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's lying about the vegetable garden. Someone gave her those giant cucumbers from their own garden surplus and she decided that concocting a pretty story about her whole family planting and harvesting crops together would make her look good.
  22. I don't think she'd mind that at all because then she and Hunk could have a "romantic" date night at the good OG and she could post about how much in looooove they are and how every woman on earth envies her perfect marriage. God is Good!
  23. The problem is that Jill is a moron and her adult children are so terrified of her that they are unable to tell her "no". If Mahmo says "Let Janessa hold Nemo and play with him!", Nurie doesn't dare say "No, she's not old enough" or "No, she's too rough with him."
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