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  1. little black cloud

    S17.E06: Power Play

    The most gorgeous thing I saw tonight was Robin Hunicke’s lace dress. Urrrrrgh where can I get that?!
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    S17.E04: Survive in Style

    Ugh, I find Hester so repellent. She’s terrible, y’all: She changed her hat. But even if her personality weren’t so irritating, I still wouldn’t like looking at her. I hate her whole personal aesthetic, correctly pronounced.
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    S17.E03: All the Rage

    Right? I’m loving Christian’s presence at Mood, and his willingness to give guidance on fabric choices while there’s still time for the designers to change them. Tim often came in with opinions about the fabrics once the designers were back in the work room — and what were they supposed to do at that point? I would have liked to see any of the designers seek out and use a varied print, one that’s not the same all across the bolt, but one with gradients or flowers here and dots there or variations in scale. You know, something they could have played with across the span of the head-to-toe look. That might be asking a lot, considering how little time they have at Mood, but nobody’s print really rang my bell. I was glad to see Nadine go. Beyond her outfit, which I didn’t think was actually the worst on the runway, she was no fun to watch. I don’t need every designer to be a cloying ray of sunshine, KOVID, but I also don’t enjoy watching people who are just so relentlessly sour. Oh, and Hester’s look was ridiculously junior. ...Said in my sneeriest Nina Garcia voice.
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    S7.E13 All the World's a Runway

    Alyssa’s porny black lace jumpsuit. That shit comes bunched up in a plastic envelope hanging on the wall at Party City come October.
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    S17.E02: The Future Is Here

    “A rich lady calling her stylist and asking for a bunch of party dresses” isn’t exactly a compelling answer to the question of who your girl is and where she’s going, TEAM.
  6. little black cloud

    S17.E01: Premiere

    ...Or one who's a messy drama whore. Falling to her knees on the runway? Really? Get it together, lady.
  7. little black cloud

    S16.E14: The Tao of Macau

    The second I saw Michelle flossing at the breakfast table, I knew I wanted her to lose.
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    S16.E12: Kentucky Farewell

    Along with “Never make anything two ways,” “Know one killer dessert,” and “Ix-nay on the isotto-ray,” I feel like every chef who’s ever watched this show should know these words of wisdom: “Always wear a sleep bra because one day they’ll barge into your bedroom.”
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    S16.E11: The Greatest

    This is absolutely beside the point but all three women at the table during the dinner looked ravishing.
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    S07.E07: Pure Imagination

    When Alyssa first came out on the runway to introduce the challenge, she looked stunning...from the armpits up, and from the hips down. Good lord, that cutout in the middle of her jumpsuit. Glad Django went. His sourness was beginning to curdle my enjoyment of the show.
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    S06.E06: Thrown For A Loop By Betty Boop

    This episode is almost a week away and it’s already pissing me off.
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    S06.E04: Balls Out!

    I am sorry for Candace, as I find her generally likable, but she was clearly the worst this week. This may be my last time to ask: What do we think she does to her hair to make it so patent-leathery? And while I'm being shallow, I wonder...has the show's camera work changed, or is my new TV just revealing more detail? I feel like I'm seeing so much more in the way of skin problems and bad makeup than I have in seasons past.
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    S15.E07: Olympic Dreams

    If I have any particular feelings about Tanya at all, they tend towards the negative, since she's always struck me as rather mirthless. But she won me over forever and for always when she told Carrie to get woke. No matter how good Carrie's intentions -- and it's not clear to me what she was even hoping to do -- she was still trying to manage a situation in which a black woman is expressing herself. In the context of our culture in general, and her career specifically, I suspect Tanya has had her fill of that, thanks very much.
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    S02.E09: Number Two

    Real question: Are we supposed to think Kate is a good singer? I don’t. But I can never decide whether the show wants me to believe she is. Her audition tape, agggh.
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    All Episodes Talk: French Country in Texas?

    Boy, was this couple...not especially delighted. It seemed to me that the custom end tables by Grandpa fell kind of flat — or at least flatter than Chip and Joanna expected.