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Shawn's a downer and a child. He won't even call Nick by his name? Grow up. He's doing a really good job of making Nick look like the mature one of the two (except for the eskimo whatever comment, which...what?). Oh Jared, what a classy exit! I'm not a regular Bachelor/ette viewer but I will watch The Bachelor if he or Ben H are it.

Dom is not only safe, but not even in the bottom two? He overcooked his risotto and once again fumbled the presentation. WHUT? There's no way Michelle should have been sent home tonight - like Bobby said, she had the best food component of the bottom 4. When they all have bad presentations, of course good food is enough to save them! She walked out of the waiting room in order to not cause a bigger scene than was already happening. A good decision, IMO. She didn't walk out of the kitchen or dining room.

I'm not against raunchy stuff but "ham flower" is ridiculous. The Braxtons minus Toni were very unlikable. I'm surprised that's the episode they opened this run with.

If Clint had a mustache, he'd definitely be twirling it in that last picture. Alas, he can only hold onto his lapels like a douchebag.

I laughed and laughed at Tony's "I want to show you another side of me" as his ass is hanging out. Great camera work there! By the end of this crazy episode, I had totally forgotten about Kupah's craziness that opened the show. I couldn't pick most of these guys out of a lineup, but Ben H sure won me over tonight.

This is probably because I'm a huge nerd, but I would be happier with just one guy sitting in a plain, well-lit room answering questions until he gets one wrong. Bring in the next person. I'm not watching to get invested in someone else taking home a shitload of money - I'm watching to see how many questions *I* can get right. But I guess that wouldn't make for "good" TV...

Steve really grew on me. Even with his Seth Rogen laugh. I was hoping he would go the distance.

Stockholm, Pennsylvania was SO crazy! Just when I started to get bored with it, something insane happened. I'm pretty it elicited more "oh my god"s from me than any major motion picture, so...well done, Lifetime? I liked that it dealt with how the victim reintegrates into the world, although I guess in this case it's really integrating for the first time. My mind is still blown from this one. Cleveland Abduction was also good.

Do people know about the Gilmore Guys podcast? Two guys watching the whole series - one a fan, the other watching for the first time. And sometimes a guest (including Sam Phillip AMD Helen Paik!) It's fun to relive the episodes and hear the newbie's guesses on what's going to happen.

Oh wow, I really related to Mitch and Cam's storyline tonight. I was having a crisis of conscience today between going to Michael's or Hobby Lobby. I chose Michael's and was disappointed. Hobby Lobby is a terrible person (YMMV), but he has more variety! Gloria's American accent was hilarious.

I picked up some spinach, mushroom, and gruyere ravioli at Aldi last week that I made today. Tossed it in some olive oil, garlic, and parmesan- it was delicious. $3.29 and I'll get two meals out of it...can't beat that!

As someone (unfortunately much younger than Bonnie) who recently threw her back out, the beginning of this episode had me cracking up. I know I looked just as ridiculous getting up off the floor or down stairs. This show has been very dark this season, but I like it!

Doesn't Tracy have some crazy exotic fish? Maybe even a shark? I laughed so hard at Titus singing the America's Funniest Home Videos theme! Possibly my favorite moment of the series.

I was pretty much onboard worth this show until last night. What a crapfest. I just can't with Rosie. The suffering and self-righteousness and the all over the place accent. However, she has one thing going for her: she's not the worst person on this show. Connie is the woooooooorst. I definitely think she had an ulterior motive in telling Rosie about the video (pictures?). Also, what the hell was she wearing to that opening? That coat was a very strange choice for a seventeen year old, but I guess it's New York and she's trying to bone a forty year old. Did they ever say what her dad died from? What was with the ex saying he wasn't well and was moving to a better climate. Are we supposed to assume they both had AIDS. And the most important question of all: Why do I care?

It got awfully close to a "very special episode" territory, but it made me laugh a lot! Vince's "balls, bat, and the dug-out" still makes me giggle. I couldn't stand Vince or Victoria in the first season, but now they're my favorite characters.

This movie was terrible, but I loved it!

And she pitched in around the house too!

I just recently started rewatching this show and Lord have mercy, Sully showing up at the end of Happy Birthday (1.12) in that suit was almost too much to take! Joe Lando was (is?) a beautiful man.

I haaaaaaaated this movie! Louis Bloom is the worst.

Just watched Blended and it definitely was better than I expected. Still a pretty terrible movie, but it had some parts that really made me laugh and Adam Sandler was pretty charming at times. Also, worth leaving the credits run because he sings a pretty adorable song with his girls over them.

St. Vincent was an unexpected tear-jerker, at several points. Good movie, too.

I almost can't watch this show because I'm so convinced that Crosby is going to die in every seen he's in! Also, because I hate so many of these characters. Adam continues to be the worst about everything. And Hank! How do you not even just guess that your daughter is allergic to peanuts? I mean, obviously he should know, but really, it's the first allergy people probably guess!

I'm also currently reading Stiff. It's really interesting, if morbid stuff appeals to you at all, I recommend it.

In Nag Hammadi, after Lorelei patches up Luke's hand, she gets up from the couch and Luke reaches out like he wants to just touch her leg and his just kind of hangs there. I don't know if that was the intention, or just drunkenness, but it gets me every time.

I love this show! That opening was so great, so funny, so perfectly Casey. Love her. I'm all in!