Moxie CrimeFighter

Yes, Blair pretty much followed in her older sister Elle's footsteps with the Youtube thing. Elle wouldn't have been able to go on the race with her because she hurt her back somewhat seriously over a year ago and it still gives her problems. She did a free-fall off a haunted house ride and landed wrong and had to be on bed rest for three months. (To which Blair called her a "broke back princess" in one of her videos... Blair's either not very nice or not as funny as she thinks she is.) They're both pretty much irrelevant now in the Youtube world but they were around when it got popular and took good advantage of it. I heard #Blodie is over already.

Just catching up with this thread... yeah, James trashed the kitchen because it was probably fun for him, but partly out of spite. He told Meg on the feeds that during the comp when production gave him the 30-seconds-left warning, he tossed their cereal before running out of the house (and acted it out for her quite amusingly). James couldn't eat that week - he and Meg were made to be Have Nots by Vanessa, when it was Liz and Austin's turn to volunteer. Austin was a big baby about it and refused to volunteer and anyway Vanessa wanted to use HNs as strategy to weaken her enemies. (Not that it worked obvi.) I mean, all of them had done it twice by then, so a few people were going to have go a third time (and it was the final HN week) so it wasn't really going to be fair either way. No one was too upset about it, they just mocked Austin a bit, but dumping their food was a small act of revenge by James.

I didn't say it like it's a good thing? I'm just saying, they literally squeal over everything... that's why it was perfectly believeable that they would squeal over Steve's HOH room without having ulterior motives.

I'm not the biggest twins' fan, but I have to nitpick JMac's DR about them. Liz and Julia have good social skills and they're very, very excitable. They squeal over EVERYTHING. John isn't very observant if he's never noticed this before. Plus they generally like Steve, so it didn't seem forced or disingenuous for them to fawn over his HOH stuff. If production wanted to create a twins-are-fake narrative, they could have done it in another way, 'cause I wasn't buying it. Died laughing over the Sigmund and Freud bit. I can't believe there are people who can't tell the twins apart by this point. haha. Just look at their pictures and memorize the differences: Liz (top) has small eyes, a slight upturned nose, and a flatter, rounder face. Julia has big, exotic eyes, a slight hook nose, and a narrow, mousier face. Although, since one of 'em might be going home this week, might not be worth the bother. http://i.imgur.com/Pu6nuWV.jp

Someone left the disinfectant out, I noticed the bottle actually had "return to storage room" taped on it. Clay might've been using it to clean the clippers BB lent him earlier in the day, I'm not sure. And NO, she simply sprayed her hair with actual hairspray right afterwards!

The stupid thing about Liz's bitchy goodbye message is that she lives with her parents, too. And at least Jason didn't whore himself out on national television. Ahem.

I think Steve's bizarre rant at Becky was written by the DR. To what end, I don't know. But there's no way that the Autistic kid noticed that Becky's demeanor suddenly changed. He cannot read body language AT ALL.

Did you watch BB8? Jen got a penalty vote too for "performing eating" while on slop. That's the only other time it's been done. Audrey ate normal food all week and broke several other rules too. She gave great feeds and she's a BB icon now, but ultimately she's a disaster and BB won't touch her again with a ten foot pole.

Steve's father is 70 and his mother is 60. I really wonder about his upbringing. There's a lot of things he doesn't know about or know how to do... like making a sandwich, making a bed, how to put on lotion, brushing his hair, anything pop culture, etc. He said his mom worries about him and calls him on the phone everyday. (Then why didn't she teach him anything before he left for college??) Meg is the same age and she said he doesn't feel like a peer, it feels more like they're babysitting him.

TL;DR: I hate Austin In the beginning, I wanted to like Austin, but christ he is awful! What a delusional, self-absorbed, insecure beta male. I gained a lot of insight into him when he talked with Vanessa during her HOH. He was homeschooled and didn't know how to talk to girls until like, after college. He gets obsessive about his current object of affection, but once another pretty girl comes along, he easily gets wandering eyes. Since this is the BB house and they are isolated, poor Liz is stuck with him. (Unless "Amy" in production makes her move... all women desire Austin dontcha know?) And Vanessa was telling him about her ex-husband dying, and that intense moment she had when she truly realized that we are all going to die one day... and he listened and promptly brought the conversation back to himself. Austin is Austin's favorite subject. I don't even care that he has a girlfriend, I'm not going to judge... but pawing on Liz with his stupid painted nails makes my skin crawl for some reason. I was also Team Liz (once I was able to differentiate the twins), but now I can't tolerate her because she doesn't discourage Austin's advances. Frankly, both the twins seem pretty brainless, but at least when Julia is in the house, I'm not nauseated by Austin clinging to her like a damn monkey. Ugh I just can't with this guy!!!!!!!! Phew thank you I had to get that out. Jason and Jackie for HOH. They're targeting Austin and Liz (and Vanessa but probably not immediately). Austin has said he would throw competitions to save Liz; I would love if he did that and somehow ended up going home because of it. Only to find out she doesn't even like him. Whoops.

Nah I think that recapper just didn't transcribe things correctly. IIRC Jason was the one who said the Brooklyn thing, not Day, for instance. They both think "Thick'ums" is the friendlier one. I can't wait to see how Julia is going to handle this debacle.

It's disgusting, but... James told an outrageous story a few nights ago about how he was being uhh, "intimate" with a woman, and it looked like there were "breadcrumbs" in her privates. Liz was there for the story, and most of the house has heard it by now too. They've called James The Breadmaker and such. During tonight's episode of The Jeff and Austin Spiritual and Sexual Healing podcast, "bread" was mentioned by someone and while everyone laughed, Julia said she didn't get it. They're using it as further evidence that Liz is doing a twin switch.

Same, there's just something about her that bugs me. The character, too. Although I'm sure her genie tattoo has a very deep meaning behind it. I'm so dumb, it didn't even occur to me the cats might be plotting an attack on the summer camp kids. I thought they were up in the tree to hide from a larger predator. Also, I like to think the bloodthirsty felines would never attack me since I'm a vegetarian and cat lover. Perhaps I give bloodthirsty felines too much credit. This show looks craptastic! Season pass.

Their babies aren't in jail. ...Oh. I stand corrected. This episode was kind of all over the place. That one woman made a terrifying clown. Although I guess that's redundant.

Oh, I wasn't being serious. :D You just always hear how 35 is considered geriatric pregnancy age by the medical community, so I was exaggerating on that idea. (For comic effect, since this is a snark board.) Obviously I don't think the children born to mothers over 35 will be monsters. I think ALL children are monsters. Wait, so Kaitlyn was in a relationship with Nick when Bachelorette started? Or am I misunderstanding?