lizturtle

"Why are there crabs everywhere? F***k you, crabs!" Did that remind anyone of when Ben Stiller was on Friends & he was yelling at everyone & everything? "Idiot! You just doodied in my hand! What are you quacking at duck?!? Quack quack!!!!!" Haha, that was hilarious.

I would pay money for them to film Chris Harrison in a smoking jacket drinking a mimosa watching the dailies and acting shocked by what he sees. I feel that's gotta be coming, especially after those 'wacky' opening credits in the style of an early 80s sitcom.

Oh, Ross is full of it. Yes, *technically* you could argue they were on a break, but if he didn't think he was in the wrong, why would he run all over town like that. What's worse (and I can't believe this wasn't mentioned!) is him being mad about their stupid anniversary dinner (seriously, it was like their 6 months anniversary? Grow the fuck up, Ross, what are you, in high school?) AND YET! When HE had an emergency at work on their FIRST DATE (which is inarguably more important than a 6 month anniversary), she SAT AROUND at the STUPID MUSEUM ALL NIGHT and didn't complain ONCE!!!! Ugh, I wish she hadn't ended up with Ross.

I am *dying* to know what that picture at the top is. Is OJ in bed with a tweenager?? I haven't been this excited for a tv show in... well, forever. And seriously, what were we thinking about in re: clothes in the mid-90s??

Mmmm, boss Charles. Yummmmm. Mariska Hargity is one lucky lady.

Nancy Grace is the absolute worst. I stopped watching GMA when they made her a contributor. The sight of her face makes me want to rage-punch my tv. She has blood on her own damn hands. Ugh, can you imagine being at a cocktail party with her?? She has no nuance & no vision for shades of grey. She decides someone's guilty & holds that line come hell or high water. Thank the lord she's not a prosecutor anymore. I can't even imagine the kind of bullshit she would hold onto to not have to change her viewpoint on something.

HA @AndySmith, I just pictured that scene from Airplane, everyone lined up to smack the hysterical lady. I am relieved that it's just a miniseries. All the promos I saw for it kept saying "the new series" & I couldn't figure out how in the world they'd get more than half a season out of this conceit. Season 2: The Slap Goes to Prison. Season 3: CPS

YES! I do usually nap in my bra, but mostly because I feel less like I'm going full lazy & more like it's just a quick doze.