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Well, that dashes my hopes for a season at the haunted Radwell residence. I thought they were totally setting that up last season, and when the hospital setting was announced, I was disappointed. I want to see the screaming furniture! When the patient was leaving all happy, with a balloon, and accompanied by several members of staff, I was like, "Finally, someone's going to make it out alive!" What a fool I am.

This was fun! Chanel no. 3 is really the best. No one does deadpan like her. Favorite part: No. 3 put gloves on over the earmuffs for the surgery. Kirstie Alley is totally going to eat someone.

I like Candice. She looks like if Parker Posey were cast in a biopic about Vampira.

I'm adding "Cocaine or Dildo" to my game night repertoire. Seriously, I thought I was inured to outrageous dialogue after four seasons of American Horror Story, and I am thrilled that I can still be scandalized.

Did Maggie use the twins' money to take Desiree to Philadelphia? Aren't they all supposed to be broke? Mark my words: Desiree is totally going to cut Stanley's dick off and sell it to the museum. I mean, she nearly did it for free like two episodes before. And she looked way too happy chopping those carrots for the pot roast. I hope she didn't forget to finish that pot roast.

Well, you learn something every day. I was going to come here to call Dell a fucking idiot for suggesting that Ma Petite was taken by a coyote, but I thought I should Google "coyotes in Florida" before making an ass out of myself. Lo and behold... we do have coyotes in Florida. The more you know!

Gardener: You only need 18 inches for narcissus, and we're at 12 feet! Gloria: These are special bulbs from Holland! Please do not question me! Sometimes I just love the bizarre phrasing, which tends to appear throughout the various seasons. Chloe Sevigny in Asylum : "Paris, France!" :: Gabourey Sidibe in Freak Show : "The Barbizon Secretarial School in New York City."

Watching Eve beat the crap out of Dell was very satisfying. Did she reach for a discus on her shelf? That must have hurt! Amazon Eve is my favorite. From what we've seen of her, it seems to me that because of her size, she feels that she has to be extra polite and ladylike. But apparently she'll also take a bitch down, if she has to.