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cheatincheetos

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  1. And I thought the Crab People were devious...
  2. http://www.wetpaint.com/farrah-abraham-james-deen-rape-allegations-1457314/ Also Farrah's estranged Ashley had another kid. The name is spelled 'Axl'. Guns and Roses fan?
  3. Chin chiminy, chin chiminy, chin chin chiree...
  4. Sam is secretly the demon from Insidious.
  5. 90 min lets them sell more ads at the higher rate that TWD commands.
  6. Love the Praymate. Bunny ears with the Kim Davis/Misery fashion style. For the liberal hipster stereotype I think he meant "fair trade" coffee.
  7. for TFDW Want to 'glean' a ride On the Benham twins' strong backs Special, blessed, special!
  8. But won't he be more likely to stray from the true path without that wholesome, real-Murican manna from heaven?
  9. Josh always had the wrong idea when he heard "anointest mine head with oil"...
  10. Duck the livestream cam Just nine hours of sermon left Nod off, porno dreams
  11. JB looks like he's doing something under the table. Defrauding! Gotta be quick. The Rapture could come any minute now.
  12. So he had his choice of porn stars, and went for someone MILFy, even a bit older than himself? Velllllly interesting...vellly interesting. *reaches for Dr. Freud glasses*
  13. Show whole sinful world Righteous humping on golf course Don't leave, cameras!
  14. "Where's the LAMB SAAUUUUUUCE for the tater tot casserole? You fat useless sack of yankee danky doodle shite!"
  15. The poor thing has entitilitus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgueJ9VdQ7Y
  16. "Heidi Fleiss Capades." Now that I've heard it on the show, I can't stop wanting them to do it.
  17. Can't get a secret vasectomy. If the scars are at all visible he would fail JimBoob's monthly "Sacred Sack" magnifying-glass inspection of all the breeding Duggar males to ensure that he isn't being defrauded of any grandchildren. Josh probably couldn't even get through a retirement-planning class because he hears "stocks and bonds" and pictures something else.
  18. Some of them wind up so drained by the permapregnancies that the teeth fall out too. Dentures before 35 are a tragedy in a modern country.
  19. She sold the old ones to Adam Lind so he could make his pecs look bigger. Selma adopted, thus so can her doppleganger.
  20. Just pretend that it's one of Ronald Reagan's very own ICBMs, standing proudly erect for the moment it is needed to save us from the godless Soviets. Patriotic!
  21. Ellyn? Like that notorious lesbian talk-show host who leads the lost souls in a merrily dancing dance down the path to Gehenna?
  22. There's always that sneaky post-Citizens-United dark money, of course. The Dole-Bush feud got some press at the time, but it's been a long time since then. I can't seem to find the old SNL skit where (Dan Akroyd's?) Dole threatens to impale Bush with a pencil and Dana Carvey's sniveling Bush Sr. whines 'Yeah, I'd like to see you try' but I remember it. Also, Dole found someone new to dislike. http://gawker.com/watch-bob-dole-giggle-over-how-much-he-hates-ted-cruz-1742182248
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