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They CLAIM it's a brioche bun, but it's nothing special. Nor is their chicken. Popeye's has been the closest fast food place in my neighborhood forever; I'd rather drive an extra 1/4 of a mile for a really shitty burger. Not that I would, when El Pollo Loco is just as close.

Dang it - now I feel old and closer to death than ever.

What they tried to do with that dress was figure out how to wear it without instructions. Did they take it too far? Perhaps. But I would've excoriated a product so poorly designed and dysfunctional, too, without the pretense of joking. Much like many of the ho'wives' products, it's probably not much of a profitable enterprise. Sounds like Leanne, to me. She's the poster child of crying foul and victim.

If that fug dress is the source of her livelihood, she's sucking dicks at the Roundup on the side. It was the tone and inflection she used when uttering the word "Mexican", again and again, like it was a vitriolic, vituperative slur. I heard the same exact tone being used by white supremacists and wannabe Nazis when watching "Hate Thy Neighbor".

Catching up to Teresa, allegedly.

If I were that funny old man, I'd be spiking her lemonade with something a lot stronger. Then I'd be the subject of a Dateline story (preferably narrated by Keith Morrison).

Asston.

Sounds like a great read. Sadly, my local libraries don't carry it, and $16.99 (for a paperback!!!) buys me a big bag of cat food.

"Read the transcript! Read the transcript! Read the transcript!" "Have you read the transcript?" "Well, no, but..."

Quick - somebody get a mop. 'Cause I just melted into a puddle of goo on the floor. ;~) That face!!!

Jackie seems to be sour all the time these days. Perhaps she's not sleeping well in the bed she made for herself.

You oughtta thank your lucky stars the wifey wasn't an intern at Seattle Grace/Mercy Death, or you'd be missing some non-vital organs! ;~)

But my original point/peeve was that this IS a scam.

My pet(ty) fuckin' peeves, and I'm entitled to them. The End.

My eyes don't recognize those yellow thingys, or their purported expressions. I would've inserted a wink wink, wank wank of my own in that post, but I just can't with all those hieroglyphics.

Funny; I consider Alli a gift, too. One that keeps giving, year round.

One more: the obligatory Holiday greetings/wishes expressed by checkout folks at grocery stores. Checkout person: "Have you done all your Christmas shopping?" Me, biting my tongue to avoid telling them I don't do Xmas, looking at the items on the conveyor belt (cat food, booze and a microwave dinner, all at deep discount): "Yup". My thought bubble: "Have you SEEN the items I'm buying? And my Bah Humbug face? Here's a dollar - buy a clue".

Since when does a BravHo reunion show qualify as "in public in the real world"?

"High society"?!? Surely not.

Police Officers' Associations constant dialing for dollars. Sorry/not sorry - y'all have medical benefits and pensions the rest of us can only dream of, and you're begging for more from people who have nothing. And you call late evenings and early Sunday mornings - go fuck yourselves.

I might actually enjoy watching a show about Dr. Deb in a Mexican jail.

None of them have the decency or self awareness to cringe at themselves. I almost never see that kind of cleavage and boobage being flaunted in public in the real world.

Sonja broke her bathroom sink by having sex on it - allegedly. Brandi Glanville had sex in Kyle Richards' daughter's bathroom - allegedly. Cary Deuber's huzzbin blew guys in the Roundup bathroom - allegedly. Dorit did blow in someone's bathroom - allegedly. And of course Kim Richards does all sorts of things in the bathroom - but I doubt any of it is sexual. And I could live happily ever after in Stephanie's Dallas bathroom for the rest of my life, as long as I don't have to watch butt sex.

Yup. Because she thinks steeping her own ass in urine soaked diapers for the hours-long ride to the Hamptons is preferable to hovering said ass over the jitney toilet to pee.

OMG, you just made me cringe and clench!!!