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walnutqueen

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  1. If by badass, you mean I watch a lot of TV and am not cowed by Church Ladies ... ('cause I also mentioned Joe Fucking Kenda in that rant) ;-)
  2. For me, it's all about the scenery and the homes. I watch for real estate porn in foreign places, so I don't mind a little local culture thrown in. Buyers and real estate agents are, for the most part, superfluous, as are their contrived stories. ;-)
  3. The F Word intro was GR in a striped shirt that matched his eyes walking down a hallway slowly stripping off cufflinks & shirt to change into his chef's jacket and make an entrance ... It was so fucking funny!
  4. This made me cry, @shlbycindyk. Thank you so much for sharing such a beautiful memory.
  5. I loved it, torgy. Which shows how burned out I am on this stuff - give me a case I haven't seen before and I'm a happy camper. :-)
  6. I've loved James Garner since I was a very little girl (I'm almost 60); it is a great loss I am feeling.
  7. Deadly Women is totally unwatchable for me - I just cannot stand the narration or the "music", much less the cheesy reenactments. ID seems to be bringing a LOT of new shows to the table - probably in the hopes that if you throw enough shit against the wall, something's bound to stick. Maybe they (and we) will get lucky and hit upon another Kenda some day, but I doubt it.
  8. I was surprised to learn that Kelly and Yolanda had not worked together prior to doing this show. They seem to have such a good working rapport, I'd never have guessed it.
  9. Great memory, Persnickety1! I think you are on to something ...
  10. Barefoot fleeing Tamra and Aviva's prosthetic leg fling is what I live for these days. ;-)
  11. Yes, I am a deliberately thoughtful limericker. ;-)
  12. There once was a man from the Ritz Who planted an acre of tits They came up in the fall, nipples and all And he savagely chewed them to bits
  13. You're killing me, kikismom! I have a funny feminine hygiene product (sort of ) story. Back in the late 1980's I had arthroscopic surgery on my jaws and was driven straight to my physical therapists' office on a busy freeway, garnering many stares from other vehicles. I had "ice packs" on each side of my face, and wondered what the fuck was so strange about that. It wasn't until I caught sight of myself in the physical therapist's mirror did I realize said "Ice packs" looked EXACTLY like two Kotex maxipads tied around my face. So, one tip for surviving the ZA is - - - no shame.
  14. You can say anything - as long as you don't make any of those moaning sigh noises that often accompany the salacious re-enactments of some ID fare, AKraven! :-)
  15. Actually, that's the ONLY thing I remember him from. ;'-)
  16. Teresa - you know who else probably doesn't have college tuition for their kids? The creditors you fleeced. Shut the fuck up.
  17. Heh - I'd gladly share Giggy's drinking glass, but wouldn't set foot in Brandi's house. Hell, I wouldn't even drive by it for fear of catching an STD. :-) Drat, now you have me whistling Monty Python's "Always Look at the Bright Side of Life" - strange mood indeed!
  18. You're not alone, Lola16 - but it is what it is. This is the fun thread, so stick around awhile. walnutqueen waves Hi! :-)
  19. You will all be safe from mobs of marauding males, who will also avoid the Vagisil factory. I intend to commandeer all those fucking little blue pills, and make menopausal men my virtual zombie minions - they're like neutered cats without their testosterone cream & Viagra. ;-) ETA - you and the kudzu, kikismom - I swear! :-D
  20. Grey's Anatomy & Scandal. No explanation needed. Mountain Men - I only watch for Tom & Nancy; hate everyone else (although I'm on the fence about the horse guy). The Amazing Race - I really dislike the personalities and stupid challenges, so I should just switch to a pretty travel show with lots of nice scenery and interesting information. Dual Survival - I don't like Joe, but am strangely loving the way he's - ahem - responding to Matt the new guy. :-)
  21. Menopause is NEVER over, Tippi Blevins. :-( Which is why I need a temperate climate; having poor thermoregulation was a bitch when I was young, skinny & freezing my ass off; now that I'm old, fat and sweaty, it sucks rocks.
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