My pug humps the holy hell out of my 7 year old. My boyfriend never had dogs and got quite freaked out. Asa, my boy, lays there and said, "it's ok, he'll wear himself out!"
So Asa is laying there watching tv while Loki is giving it what-for, completely unbothered. My boyfriend ended up realizing we are weird, embraced it and is now a part of the weird. I mean, we have 7 kids total and Sunday nights are walking dead nights.