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No they didn't perform, neither did the Japanese drone act which is a bummer because I was looking forward to both. My guess is visa issues (or even maybe injury for the russian bar trio).

Very happy for Brittanny, we grew up in the same area. My Facebook feed is full of news about her right now. I have a feeling she will be a sacrifical lamb to Mary Sarah though.

This season seems promising so far. I really liked Emily, my kind of singer. She needs to sing a Florence and the Machine song.

I think out of all the women, Ben was the most physically attracted to Caila (with JoJo a close second) and had Caila hang around long enough to sleep with her. And Ben was stupid to tell JoJo he loved her. Just gives her douche brothers more ammo to say "See! I told you so!"

I remember Alisan from the Chorus Line documentary Every Little Step, didn't know her voice was that incredible. This season will be interesting. Considering that I'm Canadian, I'm surprised to find that I happen to know a contestant this year! She'll be appearing next week though apparently. I have a feeling I know which team she's on but we'll see!

Yolanda, Rwanda, Veranda can stick lemons up where the sun don't shine, she probably does that already. Instead of reading the definition of Munchausen's, she should read the definition of friendship. Yolanda doesn't want friends, she wants blind followers (whether it be "friends", sheeple, instagram followers, twitter followers).

Judging from the background, Tom's crudo comment in the preview was made in Palate (greenish walls) , not District LA (dark grey walls). So it's probably not directed at Jeremy. Speaking of Jeremy, not sure if he will be Top Chef but he's slowly edging out Phillip to be Top Douche. And of course Phillip has mason jars in his restaurant.

I convinced that 4 years ago, a tick did not infect Yolanda with lyme disease but instead, a mutagen that slowly transformed her into that one-upping Kristen Wiig snl character. It's not just any implant leak, but the largest. She did post an xray of her leakage on instagram but I can't seem to find it now. Really wanted to see if it was all the way to her collarbone.

These girls need a sense of humour.

- Caila got the date because she has the best hair. Hair that can withstand that car ride. - Olivia needs to have a seat. She probably thinks that all the mugging and the O faces and the boldness will win Ben over or at least put her in the running to be the next Bachelorette. No honey, it won't. She's that straight A student no one wants to hire. - Lace, oh girl. She is entertaining but not meant to be on television because she is just a big ol' bag of crazy nerves.

Ah so Phillip worked for Stefan, that explains a lot. Phillip makes me roll my eyes 97% of the time and makes me chuckle the 3%. I will need a gif of him sticking his beer into his nostril at the very end of next week's preview.

Loving Erika so far. To me she has all the makings of a great Housewife: Insanely rich, outspoken, no-nonsense, flashy and smart. Too bad she's tainted by Yolanda. Can't wait to see her interact more with the others. She and LVP could either be bffs or sworn enemies, I'm leaning towards the enemies part. I don't think Lisa is necessarily jealous of Erika but she seems somewhat threatened. Lisa has always been about the LGBT community, that was her "thing". Now comes along a new housewives who's basically a drag queen incarnate, I can see why Lisa would not be too happy about that (but I don't agree with it).

There was such a stark contrast between Kendall and Kylie during their conversation. Kylie was fully klowned up with those ridiculous lips and eyeshadow so heavy I was surprised she could keep her eyes open. She could barely string a sentence together to support to her immature ways. Meanwhile Kendall was wearing minimal makeup, a natural beauty (which Kylie used to be until she went full Kardashian). And she was able to adequately and reasonably explain her side of things. Also I was so surprised with how mature Tyga came across, especially with dealing with the Kylie/Kendall conflict. Then I realized he's 26, of course he'll come across mature compared to 18 year old Kylie who's not only young but emotionally stunted.

Neither Grayson or Tom came out looking good after the elimination. I actually felt bad for Grayson because Tom had to kick her while she's down and say "it was the corn" or whatever petty thing he said. But then I stopped feeling bad for her in her exit interview. Angelina could have gone with her. She always seems grumpy and tired. Although I did like how she handled the judges' question of "Who should go home?" That question made no sense to me. They usually ask it for the drama and I understand it if it was between 3 or more people, But it seems like such a stupid question to ask when it's between TWO people. Unless one of them has completely given up, of course they're going to say eachother! Also: - Padma looks more beautiful than usual this season. Whoever her stylist is is doing a great job. - Jose Andres can replace Richard Blais. - It seemed as though only Wesley and his partner took the first wave of judges advice and tweaked their dish. Why didn't the dessert guy (not man-bun) add more grapefruit after the judges suggested it? And as shady as it seemed. I would have copied the double ice bowl trick thing as soon as the first judges brought it up. - Kwame's edit so far seems to make indicate that he'll probably go far. Same with Jason (lonely hot tub guy), just seems random that they showed his lonely hot tub interlude even though he didn't have a memorable performance this episode.

I like Blake, I really do. But he needs to take a break because the show is about to be thisclose to turning into Blake's Honky Tonk Hour, and I am not here for it. The Voice Save was no contest, I actually stood up for Jeffery.