DCC Tea for July 7, 2019: Your daily summary of the Primetimer world of DCC, no receipts necessary.
A coalition of powerful vets is planning to approach Kelli, but not before sharing this plan with non-TCC insiders and the world at large. The TCCs, including vets, are considering quitting en masse.
The anticipated number of women trying out in 2020 is now zero, as no lifelong dream of dancing in front of 100,000 adoring fans is worth having to play politics in the workplace. Better off in corporate America where that never happens! Or getting married, which is a Texas thing. No offense to Texans; some of my best friends are Texans.
Jalyn was nice to Victoria and this was interpreted as being not nice to Victoria. She was then cut from Show Group in an effort to encourage the girls to be nice to Victoria.
Since last week’s Show Group auditions, Victoria has become fat.
Victoria masterminded a misinformation campaign against Madeline.
September 2019 is ruined because of Brennan’s manbutt despite looking beautiful thanks to photoshop.
Miranda is A Girl who wears many faces.
When Victoria said she wanted help losing weight from someone who has lost weight herself, what she really meant was no lesbians.
Tara purposely got fat and untalented in order to induce the DCC to cut her, in an attempt to expose them for not cutting another candidate she deemed fat and untalented. The DCC unwittingly played into this diabolical plan by cutting her, and then cutting the other girl.
Jinelle’s lesbian relationship was kept quiet because when DCC asks people not to discuss things they don’t.
Kelli has conclusively determined that her successor will be a teenager with no work experience. She has to move quickly because word is they are getting ready to fire her.
It cannot be randomly stated enough—Sam Finglass is too smart and not pretty enough to be a DCC.