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ghoul31

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  1. what happened in the tiny house case? I missed the ending thanks
  2. Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. Moe : [to noose] Sorry, not today, old friend. But don't worry, holidays are just around the corner. Moe Szyslak: My name is Moe Szyslak. When I was a kid I had round worm - Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years - I dabbled in Satanism until I was asked to leave, oh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish. Lisa Simpson: Moe, you are a heartless jerk! Moe Szyslak: Whoa, where did that come from? Oh, right. My actions. Reporter: Are you a registered voter? Moe: I'm a registered something. Moe Szyslak: [after being decapitated, his head is kicked around by kids] Boy, soccer is even boring for the ball. Moe hooked to a lie detecter Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? Moe: No. [buzz] Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding] Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] Moe: A date. [buzz] Moe: Dinner with friends. [buzz] Moe: Dinner alone. [buzz] Moe: Watching TV alone. [buzz] Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Moe: Sears catalog. [ding] Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. [buzz] Bart Simpson: This place hasn't changed a bit. Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I've been meaning to change things, but this place keeps being a crime scene. Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage? Moe Szyslak: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man. Homer: Well what do you call it? Moe Szyslak: A car hole! Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
  3. Homer: Beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Homer: Why don't you play your guitar anymore Bart? Bart: I wasn't good at it right a way so I stopped playing it. Are you mad? Homer: No son, you've learned a valuable lesson. If something's hard to do, its not worth doing.
  4. Ok that was really lame Datak and Stahma kill her sister and she just lets them go? If someone killed your sister in real life would you just let them go? They kill people every week and nobody cares? I just don't get it.
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