[S11.E15: Life is Not a Cabaret]

Can someone explain to me how or why Bethenny ever decided to help Luann so much? She’s hated and been resentful of Luann since the beginning of this show, has had horrible explosive in-your-face moments with her in the past, and they have never had a true friendship. Why did she get so involved in her life?

I hate to say it (and this is coming from someone who actually doesn’t hate Bethenny) but I feel like Luann became Puerto Rico part 2 for Bethenny - a charitable deed that she could give herself a pat on the back for and publicize her good work to others. Except she forgot her prior strained history with her.....

[S08.E06: The Iron Throne]

Brienne: Dear diary, I am the first female leader of the kingsguard, I am a badass fighter and one of the most honorable people on this show, I have earned my effing stripes. I’m also okay with being reduced to a deflowered pathetic girl by the producers with my last story arc to be fully secondary to and at the service of a fuckboi.

burn it with fire.

[S08.E06: The Iron Throne]

Burn it with fire.

thank you for the score, alfie allen, hardhome and battle of the bastards, and the queen in the north.

Dracarys to the rest of it.

[S08.E04: The Last of the Starks]

Brienne and Jamie already had a deeply intimate and frankly beautiful scene two episodes ago that established their deep friendship and platonic love for each other. It just did not make sense to me that they needed to have sex. This show in its last season continues to rewrite female characters as stock stereotypes - now Brienne, a KNIGHT FOR GOD SAKE, is a mewling baby crying after the man who left her after deflowering her? 

God, end it already. 

[S01.E01: Pilot]

This show sucks. NEXT.

[S10.E22: Reunion Part 3]

Too bad the doctors who told told Carole that she has a huge hippocampus didn't also tell her that she has early-onset dementia. 

[S10.E22: Reunion Part 3]

Before the cock crows, Carole will deny being friends with Tinsley 3 times. Carole was SUCH a bitch for that (even though it was clear how jealous Bethenny was of their friendship by listing one by one the places they vacationed together, WTF). 

 

These women are too old for this shit.  

[S10.E22: Reunion Part 3]

I'm like a moth to a flame watching these assholes. 

[S10.E21: Reunion Part 2]

Pretty certain that everyone who watches this show has either had a Bethenny or Carole in their life, or has been a Bethenny or Carole. This is why these Bethenny vs. Carole debates (that’s putting it nicely) are so wrought with anger. There has been so much name calling of both of them by posters (gaslighter, narcissist, bitch, even see you next tuesday, yikes!) that it’s clear many of us see their fight through a highly personal lens. Friendships (and the end of them) can really hurt deeply. 

[S10.E15: Wigging Out]

Kelly Bensimon must be popping champagne right now. Bethenny is SUPER messy/messed up. 

[S08.E21: Reunion Part 3]

KYLE, WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER?!?!

[S06.E22: Reunion, Part 1]

This reunion is amazing my lord. Throw Rob in the fire!

[S06.E22: Reunion, Part 1]

I absolutely NEED someone to find this hospice patient and interview her.

[S08.E20: Reunion Part 2]

Erika is completely insufferable. Heinous bitch.

[S06.E21: Welcome to TomTom]

Yikes at Stassi. Never date your heroes, especially if your hero is a z-list mansplaining vocabulary-misusing podcaster with a ton of baggage and a manbun. 

[S06.E20: Lost Cause]

Tom and Tom still have this vision of Jax as this alpha male that they feel blessed to have considered them as friends. No doubt Jax was the King of the gang 15 years ago, but they need to see that he is an unenviable approaching 40 coked out mess right now 

[S01.E01: Big Easy, Baby!]

I can't with the long-lost black Wirkus twin. 

[S10.E02: Running Your Mouth]

Ugh I teared up too when Carole hugged her parents at the finish line. 

Can’t wait to see Dorinda DRAG Sonia.

[S06.E18: Karma's a Bitch]

FUCK. JAX. 

[S10.E18: Reunion Part 1 Season 10]

Reunion >>>>>> season

[S06.E17: The Smoking Gun]

Rihanna watches this show along with us! She posted Schwartz and his hot mess of s night compilation at the resort on her Instagram.

[S08.E16: Holy Schnitzel]

“Know your place, Teddy”. - LVP

[S10.E17: ReMarcable]

So....Marc has a nose ring in...That he just put in two years ago...

 

Can we just take sometime to reminisce about Kenya’s trifling comments about Kim Fields husband...

[S06.E15: Nothing Here For Me]

Jax isn't really thinking at all about moving to Tampa. He just wants attention (i.e. people to beg him to stay). He is terrible. 

[S08.E13: Crying Shame]

Erika sucks, but then I remember that she has to share a bed with a man approaching 90, and the world makes sense again. Karma.