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Oh wait Nova was present for the beer funneling picture? Near a pool?! I just assumed this was a child free day/night for them based on that picture!

I have no problem with parents drinking when they are not taking care of their kids but I think it's an odd choice to post a picture of yourself funneling a beer to millions of people. Again I ask, does anyone think about getting a job?

Even using the loosest definition of the word, how is that a mansion?

My husband, who only barely half watches this show with me, immediately noticed the new nose and I agree.

Don't they have one? I though I remembered seeing them load it up onto a ramp into someone's mini van.

Yes. For some reason it stays at school at night and on weekends. I'm not sure how it is helping her all weekend long while it sits inside an empty school but I am sure that is what Dr. Tsao must have told them to do since they spend all that time and money to travel to him for treatment.

Did I hear someone say "Myself and Jasmine had a great conversation"?!

It was so funny watching the twitter drama play out on tv. They cut to commercial and froze on Kail's huge gaping maw as she was furiously reading and liking the tweets. Most of these clowns seem completely obsessed with twitter and it was interesting to see it go down in real time. I can't imagine what it's like to be 25 years old and sitting around with a friend repeatedly refreshing twitter and then re tweeting or liking or replying to all those tweets from strangers. Also I'm confused about the PFA. Kail isn't allowed to text him but she can tweet about him?

Leah is too stupid to do this. Also, Jenelle is a dumb piece of shit too. "There's not much to do around here on Sundays." So get the fuck up and take your pack of children somewhere? Why can't she play with Jace?

I guess she made it to the gym?

"I'll always do what I want, I only got one life" sounds like something a 15 year old tweets not a grown adult man with a child. Why are they so dumb?

These poor children.

Ughhhhh. This is a perfect example of what I was trying to say above. Brandonandtheresa should use this as an example and say "this is why we don't want you talking about Carly on twitter." Even if Tyler and Catelyn aren't saying hurtful shit, clearly many other people are. Don't they see that?

I feel like we discuss this every year that there is one big alliance but again: what does everyone think is going to happen once Mark goes? The way Paul was interrogating him and calling him a liar while Josh and Christmas smirked and chimed in...do they think there is more than one winner at the end? I feel like the last several seasons have been like this and I don't get it?

Exactly. She has so many things working against her: surly unprofessional unattractive To be a female television host, you need to be thin and attractive, two things Kail is not. I know there are exceptions to this but not many. If you're not thin and attractive, you need to have something else going for you: great interviewing skills, great personality, professional demeanor, etc. Kail has none of that, plus a documented history of bad choices, foul language, violence, etc. Who would hire her?

Year Round Brown is a terrible name for a business.

It was a tweet or a Snapchat of her with the caption "soooo tired" (or something like that) with the dramatic makeup and fright wig. okay found it: https://mobile.twitter.com/deboerupdates/status/894687450995490818/video/1

Oh I can understand a little bit of makeup if you're going to be on tv, sure. But the dramatic cat eye is a little strange for a day of sitting on the couch with a newborn when you're "so tired."

Well I think it would make more sense if she just looked fully homeless. I would be okay with that. What is odd is the choice to have a full face of heavy, formal makeup paired with what looks like a Halloween fright wig. That's what I don't understand. Of course, this is her choice but it's so strange. I can definitely understand and appreciate being so, so tired with a newborn but I don't understand being "so tired" but having dramatic winged eyeliner and fake lashes

You would think being a Single Mom of Boys Doing It All By Herself would mean Kail wouldn't have this much time to respond to strangers on Twitter.

What do seat belts have to do with progesterone shots?

Plus, she's stupid.

Wait now she was with him for over three and a half years? How is that possible? Perhaps they are time travelers?

Can't Jenelle take Ensley for a walk in the stroller? I lost all my baby weight just walking with the baby because my husband was AT WORK all day and so of course I couldn't go to the gym. I can't believe two people who don't have jobs are having this kind of crisis over an hour of gym time.

Her presentation was SO bad. I cannot believe this is a person who wants a Hosting Job. What an absolute clown college. First of all, she cites "drama with Javi" as a reason she is behind in her classes? That is so pathetic. This isn't 10th grade. Be a grown up and deal with it. Can you imagine letting "drama" get in the way of your school or work as an adult???! Absurd. So she was getting a D and had work to make up and tests to make up and basically her advisor begged the professors to just let her pass. What a joke! I don't think this is a very good commercial for whatever terrible shitty school she attended. Also, yikes at David screaming "mother fucking" in front of his daughter. Does anyone know what month it was when Leah gave up on school? Was it even February?